Sunday, October 13, 2024

Heavenly Dispensation And MLB Play-offs

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As all good readers
of these pages know by now,
GOD is an acronym for 
Group Of Deities
 
They all go by different names,
according to their 
"earthly followers"
but each is also referred to as
"God," occasionally
 
Buddha, for example,
is also known as Bud,
Buddy, or God
 
Allah is also known as
Al, Sandy, Dezi,
or God
:::: 
 
BUT 
 each and every divinity
fixates on baseball
more than any other sport,
despite the athletic priorities/talents
of their earthly believers
 
It is the only team sport
requiring constant thinking
on a most critical level
 
Something 
the G.O.D squad
does twenty-four seven
but not while eating pizza 
 
The New York Mets
have been trumpeting 
"OMG"
as a mantra for their 
pursuit of the 
 
The "Gods" above
are in agreement:
 
NONE of them
can be addressed as "God"
until that accomplishment
 
Does this mean Japanese deities
are rooting against
Shohei and the Dodgers
 
You bet your ass they are
 
Mullahs are munching
on peanuts and beer
 
Eleanor Roosevelt
has her own cheering booth
 
!!!
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 
!!!
 
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© Oliverio ©
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1 comment:

  1. As all good people of planet Earth know by now, the Dodgers humiliated
    the Mets in Game 1 with lots of goose eggs for the Mets.
    But the Mets reversed the trend in Game 2 and supposedly
    they are all dancing the Boogie Woogie in the Great Beyond.

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