ARTE MORENO With A Real Brain ... This Is What He Would Do

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If the owner 

of the Analheim Angels

that embarrassing excuse

of a baseball team

 

had a genuine brain

and seriously intended to

put an actual, respectable

representative

of MLB

in Orange County

$

$

$

He would sign 

BOTH

Gerritt Cole

+

Sean Mananea

 

Unfortunately

—since purchasing the team—

and paying Mike Trout

a gazillion dollars

to suck his thumb

every summer

in New Jersey

[his home state]

 

 Arte Moreno

guides the team

with his wallet

zip-locked

in his rectum

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