If You Were Me ... Without Revealing A Family Surname

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What if your Grandfather

made $200 million

during Prohibition

BUT

—unlike Al Capone—

he wasn't a gangster

He was a visionary

who knew that

one of his sons

would become

President of the United States

It might have been two sons

but I was 

fourteen years old

when my Father was

assassinated,

five years after

Presidential Uncle John 

was assassinated

 

That assassination

on November 22, 1963

has become

the greatest mystery

in the history

of murder

in the United States

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A third son

of my visionary Grandfather

might have become President

had it not been 

for something 

that inspired

this magazine cover

 

 I was 15 years old

when Chappaquiddick

became

a family curse

and 

druggy + delinquent

behavior

defined my life

BUT NOW

the man Oliverio

refers to as

"Mr. T"

who is the 47th President

of the United States

has named me

to be

a cabinet member

in his Administration

and

—shockingly—

I have been endorsed

by none less than

President Trump's

Anti-Christ,

Bill Maher

 

All I will do

to end this page is

APOLOGIZE

FOR AN ABSENCE

OF HYPERLINKS

and

promise you

[as Oliverio promised me]

that there will be

a follow-up page

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© OLIVERIO ©

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