Friday, March 21, 2025

The Institute Of Inane Research Praises #47

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Primarily
because of the
47th occupant
of the White House,
and 
are soon to be
enshrined
in the MLB
Hall Of Fame
 
Contrary to what
#47 believes,
Pete Rose is deceased
 
BUT
Barry Bonds
is both
alive and well
 
He is soon to be given
an office
in Washington DC
and his title
will be
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©      Text Only
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM

    I know the "GodFather of Math" said this before but I'll word it differently:
    If I had the same Godfather as Barry Bonds
    [who happens to be WILLIE MAYS]
    I'd have hit 1000 home runs    .

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    1. AnonymousMarch 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM

      Oliverio thanks you for the paraphrase
      but he believes his punctuation wasn't
      as bold as yours

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