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If and then only if
I could get just one whiff
of cherry flavored Jif
that would be most terrif
BUT I can't
so I chant
and I rage
cuz I am
over-age
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© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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For those who remember
ReplyDeletethe genius of MAD MAGAZINE...
At least half of this could be sung
to the Hollies 1964 song entitled Just One Look.
the altered title would be
Just One Whiff
-Oliverio
Good thing this page was written by HOODA HELAMI
ReplyDeleteand not Paul Oliverio because if it was the latter,
his smarter half—Mrs. CarPeo—would reach
for a gun.
A scary but true statement HOWEVER...
Deleteit might provide her with the inspiration
to purchase Super-Strength Viagara
but I would gladly pay for it
-Oliverio