The Phony + Crappy Cropper Inside His Head = ME

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Inside those headphones

are

nothing but 

Paul Simon songs

being piped 

into my ears

 

Paul was singing

about Werewolves,

Angels 

+ 

God

 

The album

was recorded

 at a time

when

Art Garfunkel

was teaching 

Geometry

at 

Litchfield Academy

 

However,

83-year-old Paul

scheduled a concert tour

this summer

but emergency surgery

required cancellation

of two 

Philadelphia concerts

 

He is still scheduled 

to perform

in Long Beach

next Monday

 

We shelled out

more than 

500 semolians

to bear witness

to the 

Rhymin' Simon

+

it suffices to say

this is an ongoing story

 

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