Friday, September 12, 2025

Professor Jabberwocky Talks To His College Students

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I applaud any student
who signs up for
SURVEY OF
20th CENTURY
AMERICAN 
LITERATURE
 
[canned applause fills the auditorium]
 
However, if the author 
[also known as Evan Hunter]
is not included 
in the curriculum,
you would benefit more
by taking a class
on 
Air-Conditioning Repair
 
 ≈ Always tell the truth until it is necessary to lie ≈  

 
The quote is from page 46
of this edition
 
Oliverio apologizes to 
ALL 
air-conditioning repairmen
+
any person intelligent enough
to repair
anything that breaks
or breaks down
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