10 Days Before SUPERBOWL LX = An I.I.R. Exclusive

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The

Institute of Inane Results 

has determined that McDonalds 

+ Host City 

 [San Francisco] 

are staging 

a half-time celebration

with 

Absolute-Zero

public knowledge 

 

PLEASE NOTE:

6 days after the game

marks the beginning

of 

Valentine's Weekend

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 The privileged secret

given to Oliverio

exists only because

I am an

Uber-Social Ambassador

of 

downtown Long Beach

 

HOWEVER,

the McDonald's Representative

I am working with

is disallowing me from

(1) using a company photo

better than the dubious one posted

(2) not allowing me

to complete this page

until tomorrow 

other than to say

it involves 

20 NFL Hall of Famers

representing

20 different teams

 

To Be Continued 

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