For Crimes He May Have Or May Not Have Commit

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Court is now in session 

 

 

In January, 2026, 

fifty McDonald's customers

—throughout California—

were given advance notice

"exclusively"

about the company's

upcoming 

Superbowl Halftime ad

 

They were informed by

an internet voice

identifying herself as

Cat-E-Clism

 

But one

—and only one—

of these fifty people 

boasted extravagantly

about this information,

claiming to be

"a parking lot ambassador"

 

Whatever the hell that means

 

All of the above was 

mouthed by Booze

except for the loud interjection

which was shouted by 

the masked Judge

identified as

LT

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The man on trial

—Paul Oliverio—

had already identified

"Booze"

as 

Emerson Boozer

 

He now identified

LT 

as

Lawrence Taylor:

 

Considered by many to be

the greatest linebacker

to ever play 

in the NFL 

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To Be Continued 

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