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Father forgive me

but 

I 

PROUDLY

confess

that my 

shoplifting talents

are still

very much 

alive and well

 

BUT

none of anyone's 

possessions

are threatened

if 

the owners treat me

with

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

 

At an early age,

my Shoplifting skills

were developed at the

Special House In Tuckahoe

(commonly known as the Shithouse)

 

Unless Reese's Pieces

quadruples in price,

my shoplifting dollar value

will not exceed

$10

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There may be a deleteable advert 

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