The Supreme Court Now Permits ...

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The Supreme Court

of

The Elephantine Ego

presently permits

Paul Oliverio

to 

defend himself

 

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Thank you, Your Honor

 

The Suprbowl

 is annually

the most celebrated game

on American soil

 

By far,

the five most 

satisfying results

out of the sixty

games

in its history 

were the victories

for the New York Jets

or 

the New York Giants

who won four of them

 

And

—despite the masks—

I have identified

players

from the winning teams

as

EMERSON BOOZER,

LAWRENCE TAYLOR,

and

ELI MANNING

 

To be in the same room

with these heroes of mine

is beyond privilege

and 

I thank you for 

this privilege 

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Obviously,

the reason 

the McDonald's ad 

did not air

had to do 

with the commercial being 

"too gay"

 

How do you feel

about that? 

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To qualify to play

in the Superbowl

requires talents 

possessed by

—approximately—

one in ten million

Americans

BUT

given those talents

entitles the players

to celebrate

in any way

they goddam choose

!!!

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Thank you,

Mr. Oliverio

We will have our verdict

tomorrow 

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