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Yummy
So sweet and delicious
and mouth-wateringly forceful
of a confession:
I am a member of Sudoku Anonymous
who needs a nightly dose
of the puzzle-drug
to fall asleep.
I need a daily dose
of the puzzle drug
sometimes to divert my attention
from that silly thing
called reality.
But our BIG BOOK does not
have Twelve Steps
We only need Nine! |
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If Mr. Carpeo was not distracted
ReplyDeleteBy plumed derrieres, (piece of tail)
He'd have noticed the piece of cake
Tale was awaiting somr plsy.
Paul says
ReplyDeleteDear Doctor
My girlfriend says I have "somr plsy"
Is it curable?
Doctor says
YES, it is curable.
All you have to do is
get seriously distracted
by plumed derrieres!
Paul says
Is that all I have to do?
Doctor says
NO. You also need
to do five Sudoku puzzles
before getting out of bed.
Some play?
ReplyDeleteAnyway
Lettuce eat cake
ReplyDeleteA Sudoku head of lettuce
DeleteAp-peeling
ReplyDeleteI think the Pun Patrol
Deletewill be knocking on our door!