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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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If Mr. Carpeo was not distracted
ReplyDeleteBy plumed derrieres, (piece of tail)
He'd have noticed the piece of cake
Tale was awaiting somr plsy.
Paul says
ReplyDeleteDear Doctor
My girlfriend says I have "somr plsy"
Is it curable?
Doctor says
YES, it is curable.
All you have to do is
get seriously distracted
by plumed derrieres!
Paul says
Is that all I have to do?
Doctor says
NO. You also need
to do five Sudoku puzzles
before getting out of bed.
Some play?
ReplyDeleteAnyway
Lettuce eat cake
ReplyDeleteA Sudoku head of lettuce
DeleteAp-peeling
ReplyDeleteI think the Pun Patrol
Deletewill be knocking on our door!