It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

The Love Bug

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THE 
UNNATURAL 
HISTORY 
OF 
LOVE 
 
 
Millions of years ago,
 love ran wild
on this daffy globe
of ours.
 
Men were slimy creatures
resembling a louse
or the fellow 
your wife
almost married.
 
Men were called amoebas
until they got money—
and changed their name
to
The First National Bank.
 
 To be frank
(and don't think I won't be)
there was nothing lovable
about the early amoeba.
 
They had no small talk;
their figures were certainly
less attractive than 
those of any financial statement
and they were flat broke.
 
they lacked even spines,
arms, legs, teeth,
and eyes.
 
But they had love. 
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HOODA HELAMI ... Is Chewing Up The Scenery

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take Dictation
from 
his Imagination
on 
Left-Right Gyration
with
Up-Down Rotation
and 
Thrill or Kill
the Nation
 
Leading 
to 
my
termination
***
 
 
HOODA HELAMI
Alter Ego #142857 
 
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Variation On A Theme #714285

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You never forget
how to ride a bicycle
BUT
you can't remember
the name
of the person
who stole your
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© Hooda Helami ©
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For the first time
in 
the author's name
is in shorthand
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Anyone believing otherwise,
will be hearing from 
our legal representatives
at the firm of
Crooked, Lame & Shyster
 
© 
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Monday, June 1, 2026

Scamella ... Slightly Tilted

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© Oliverio ©
 
 
No other poem
ever got as many
loud guffaws
from the
Jefferson High School
teachers' cafeteria
where 
AT LEAST
twenty people
told me
they had 
never before
heard the word
"Scamella"
BUT
no one 
   laughed
 louder than
 my 
late 
great
       brother-in-law,
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