It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, April 30, 2020

To Run With The Whiskey Man

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To make a quatrain
—with other's words, I'll run—
    
***




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Footnotes
Mr. Entwistle's name
was misspelled
on the record label

The bassist of the famous band
(the Who)
was not related to
the infamous actress,
Peg Entwistle

Like the previous page,
this one was inspired by Mrs. CarPeo

The next numbered page
in the Quatrain series
is  here
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The Lady Mosquito And The Resonating Sting

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I apologize for
the cheap pun
in the title.
But de Mesquita
is a name that
has fallen
through the 
cracks of 
Art History
***


SAMUEL JESSERUN de MESQUITA
was a graphic artist and a teacher
whose name and artwork
is totally eclipsed
by a student
I will call Maury
who probably addressed his teacher
as Sammy

The teacher was a Sephardic Jew
who met his fate
in a gas chamber

MAURITS CORNELIS ESCHER
met his fame
wherever anyone
can spell the word 
"ART"
or say the name 
M.C. Escher
    




  


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Footnotes
This page would not exist
without the guidance and inspiration
of Mrs, CarPeo

The monicker "Maury"
may or may not have
originated in the offices
of  Abrams Books
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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

A Poem About The 2020 Presidential Candidates

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BUT THEY BOTH NEED
TO WEAR COVID-19 MASKS

About Joe Biden,
there is a simple rhyme:
Papa Joe is just
biding his time

About Donald Trump,
I can't say the same:
every day he plays
the foot-in-mouth game
***



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Footnotes
BUT THEY BOTH NEED
TO WEAR COVID-19 MASKS
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next GoFather/Trump
page is  here
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Master Scribe From The Fear Factory ... Must Reading #571428

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STEPHEN KING
New York Times Interview 

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Footnotes
The next page in
the Must Read Series
is  here

The next
GoFather/Trump page
is  here
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Monday, April 27, 2020

More Twain Quotes From The Same Novel

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MARK TWAIN
A Connecticut Yankee
In King Arthur's Court 

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Telleth Me, Mr. Twain: Who The Hell is Whoso

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For Whoso,
clinging to a rope
severeth above his hands,
must fall.

It being no defense
to claim
that the rest of the rope
is sound.

 
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The 144th Bullet: Bullet 143 Flavored With Fabric Softener

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If you follow your dreams
too closely,
you might crash-land
into reality. 
 
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Footnote
THE 144th BULLET
is the copyrighted property of
the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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The 143rd Bullet: Too Close For Comfort

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If you follow your dreams
too closely,
reality will kick you
in the butt.
 
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Footnote
THE 143rd BULLET
is the copyrighted property of
the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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The Rock And The Rockwell Mug

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The rock is made of stone
(not plums)
as the speaker exercises
one of 
The Four Freedoms

He does let
thy freedom ring
despite audience 
with no so-
cial distancing


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Footnotes
The text is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

The image on the mug
is the artwork of  Norman Rockwell
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Sunday, April 26, 2020

Camus The Predicter: What Well-Contented City Will That Be?

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ALBERT CAMUS
The Plague
(1947)
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Friday, April 24, 2020

2 Years Before The Phrase Only The Shadow Knows Was Born

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SCOTT FITZGERALD
The Freshest Boy
(1928)
***

In 1930,
when more people owned radios
than had cars,
THE SHADOW 
made its debut

The tag line
Who knows what evil lurks
in the hearts of men?
ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS
became a household phrase  
 
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Footnotes
Basil Lee had nothing to do
with the radio show

But the
Basil and Josephine Stories
are recommended reading

The image above,
with its billowing text,
is known as
A Kafka Pillow

My next Fitzgerald page
is  TBD
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The First Commercially Published Poem Of A 21-Year-Old FSF

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SCOTT FITZGERALD 

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Footnotes
Previous poems of Scott Fitgerald
had appeared in school publications
or letters

THE WAY OF PURGATION
was sold to Poet Lure Magazine
and published in their September 1917 issue

That month, FSF celebrated
his 21st birthday

The next page
reveals what was written
two years before
the following question was asked:
Who knows what evil lurks
in the hearts of men 
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Thursday, April 23, 2020

A Verbal Makeover For All The Non-Essentials Like Myself

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The Corona Virus
mandates self-isolation
and not leaving our home

It gives new phrasing
to the expression
"Holier than thou"

Morph those words into 

"Lazier than thou"

And that is all
we  need to survive

That is,
we do not leave
the comfort
(or discomfort)
of our home
(or hovel)
 
We should wear our pajamas
all day long,
and do as little as possible
from dawn to dusk

Let yawning become
our new primal scream

Whether or not
we have a cat,
we can learn
how to cat nap
 
We should read the news
from six years ago
and be able
to predict what happens
on Page Six

Be lazier than our neighbors
and stand a better chance
of  not dying
before our time

Unless we relish the idea
of killing our neighbor
with a handshake
(or vice-versa)

 
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Footnote
A VERBAL MAKEOVER FOR ALL
THE NON-ESSENTIALS LIKE MYSELF
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Photoverio #444: The Little Green Shadow Master

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© Oliverio
Name that green profile
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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Fitzgerald Quote About The Creative Process

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Having once found
the intensity of art,
nothing else that can
happen in life can
ever again seem
as important as
the creative process
***



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Footnote
My next Fitzgerald page
is  here
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Photoverio #443: Seaweed Arabesque

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© Oliverio
I can hear the Music
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Photoverio #442: Cargo And Ogarc

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© Oliverio
August 2016
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Introducing Another New Artist

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Tara Wainworth Staynza
Creepy Crawly
(2020) 
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Imagine The Artist ...

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Imagine the artist
who creates this image
in five minutes
then decides
to give up art!

That would be
very flattering
to the model
 
But that is not true:

Tomorrow morning,
He will be serving
the artist
coffee in bed

Regretting every minute
she retired her easel,
I might even cook her an omelet   
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Sunday, April 19, 2020

Photoverio # 441: Bleached Cloudscape

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© Oliverio
Heel Of The Peninsula
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The Twenti-Eighth Page In This Series

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We can't go on
meeting like this



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Footnotes
The image is from
Museum of Latin American Art
sculpture garden

The next page in this series
is  here
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A Meeting Of The Gods

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IF
this unaltered photograph
and its included text
does not explain
the page title,
I promise
to include you
in my prayers

________________________________________________________________________________________________
Footnote
The video link
is prefaced by
a quickly deletable
advert
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Friday, April 17, 2020

Modern Romance With Corona Iris And Johnny Be Good Enough

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PABEL

to get
beyond the mask
with a wink
is an easy task 
but not for those
without winkies

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Footnotes
The title and text are mine

The artwork
is from
Street Art Utopia

This page
is also known as
S.A.U #44

The next page
of Street Art
is  here
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Power To The Gilmores Powell To The Gilmores

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In the past year,
I have read
no more than
two hundred eighty-eight
pages of Dawn Powell

This is true
after averaging
that many Dawn Powell
pages per month
for six years


But she is so
god-forsakingly
unknown that
—as of 2019—
the only popular cultural
reference available was

 Therefore
—in the past year—
I have watched
more than

(All seven seasons +
seven hours of a
revisit to GILMORE GIRLS)

((All of it
was watched twice))

And the Gilmores
never ever
disappointed me

The image below
is how Rory Gilmore
entered the world
of Stars Hollow

In Omnia Paratus

This video should be
required viewing
for anyone
who has ever
breathed

It begins with
a quickly deleteable
advert

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Footnotes
My next Dawn Powell page
is  here

My next Gilmore page
may or may not
exist
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The March Of Time

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Welcome to
the Mask Parade

It must last through
the march of time

Ever vigilant

Even when the 
Corona Virus
goes into
a deep sleep

And don't forget
the gloves

Ever

Power to the people
with rotten teeth
for they will be
visible to anyone

(The teeth
not the person) 

Do you have
a smashed nose?

Lucky you:
it will be masked over

And if your fingers
are decrepit:
wear fashionable gloves

Always

We must never forget
to be masked
and gloved

Or Miss Corona Virus
will re-awaken
from her deep sleep

And sweep us all
under the earth 
   
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Footnotes
THE MARCH OF TIME
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The images are from Jay Pegg
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Thursday, April 16, 2020

The 142nd Bullet: Quite A Journey

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The gyroscopic journey
between saying and doing
traverses the intergalactic
interstate between
thought and action.
 
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Footnotes
THE 142nd BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

The four most recent Bullets
were all written
prior to 1999
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Eighteen

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To make a quatrain,
I'll sit on a hidden shelf

Masturbation is the sound
of one multiplied by itself
 ***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next quatrain page
is  here
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Quoting Emerson ... But What About The Jumbo Jet Of Covid-19

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Every jet of chaos
that threatens to exterminate us
is convertible by intellect
into wholesome force
***

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The 141st Bullet: The Artful Tease

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The artful tease
of a negligeed idea
is more satisfying than
the full disclosure
of a flatulent concept
but you may not
laugh as loud.
 
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Footnote
THE 141st BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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The 140th Bullet: Laughing At The Canary

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We love to watch
the canary crash-dive
into the mirror
because humans delight
in seeing another species
suffer from delusions.
 
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Footnote
THE 140th BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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The 139th Bullet:Unshaming The Wrinkles

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Wrinkles on the face
can leave a big stain
on your self-esteem
unless you think
of them as God's
checkmarks of approval.
 
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Footnote
THE 139th BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Happy New Year ... Be Sure To Wear Your Mask

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How do we measure the years?
Let me count the ways

As for people who were alive
in the year 1 BC,
one thing they definitely
did not know:
that they were living
one year Before Christ

As for people who were alive
in the year 1 AD,
one thing they definitely
did not know:
that they were living
one year after
the birth of Christ

How many years
were there
BC?

How many years
were there
Before Christ?

Somewhere between
zero and infinity

How many years
were there
AD?

How many years
were there
Anno Domino?
Exactly 2020
And now we no longer
measure the years
in BC or AD
We are living in
1 CV
We are living
in year 1
of the
Corona Virus
And we,
who can read this,
are the survivors
For now 


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Footnote
HAPPY NEW YEAR
BE SURE TO WEAR YOUR MASK
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
________________________________________________________________________________________________

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Covid Window Dressing

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1133 4th St.
(90802)
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Photoverio # 441: Covid Clouds

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© Oliverio
Spreading Across the Sky
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The True Christian ... (Comic Relief #3158)

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Mike Luckovich


My next Trump page
is  here
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The First Covid Easter ... (Comic Relief #3157)

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Good Advice
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Corona Virus Logic: An Impossible Situation

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How can you
remove trash
from a place
where you
cannot create
trash?

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Saturday, April 11, 2020

Photoverio # 440: Towering Blue Above All

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© Oliverio
Hoisting the Letter M
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Introducing A New Artist With His Black And Blue Dancers

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© Pablo Payntpeelza
Lime Above Ocean
90802 
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March 20, 1971 ... Huntington, New York

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I had never seen anything like it

From every angle, for every step
you took, there were
perfectly straight white lines
dotted with white headstones
All identical

Linda said something to me
three weeks after the burial

I don't think you had
one thought about your father
during the whole ceremony.
Your head was spinning
with architectural glee 

I could not disagree

"Freud would call it
a defense mechanism"

Entering the National Cemetery,
the lead car was the hearse

The second car had
my mother and me
in the fron
with Linda and Judith
in the backseat

Followed by four cars
of Oliverios and Anastasios
Then six cars of everybody else

When we left the cemetery,
the order of the cars
was the same,
minus the hearse

We had to pass the office building
of the cemetery again
and that was when it happened

It was a good thing
that neither Sgt. Oliverio's
widow nor any of his offspring
had to pee

There were two very visible signs
on the office building
with arrows pointing
in opposite directions:

INTERMENT INFORMATION
and
RESTROOMS
 
I pointed out the irony
of this juxtaposition
to my mother

She laughed
I laughed

My two sisters laughed
louder than both of us

My mother slid her hand
across the seat

It would be the last time
I held her hand

Seven months later,
we re-entered the same cemetery

Behind the hearse,
I sat in the same seat
with my two sisters

I could hear my father smiling
as the coffin was placed
on top of him

Linda and Judy
heard the same thing

  


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Footnote
MARCH 20, 1971
HUNTINGTON, NEW YORK
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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