It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, May 19, 2024

My Antonio At The School Named For A Confederate General

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A self-desrribed chollo,
Antonio Villa____ told me
that three of his California cousins
were students of mine
at Jefferson High School
in South-Central
Los Angeles
 
I correctly named 
the street gangs 
his chollo cousins were
associated with
but we both knew
we were BS-ing
each other
 
Three months after retiring
at the ripe age of 55
—the year was 2004—
I both moved to Virginia
and got a Math position
—for the next school year—
at 
in Rockingham County
 
Mr. Ashby had been 
a Confederate General
and the primary means
of income
in Rockingham County
was poultry processing
 
As another student described it:
"Chickens are no longer beheaded,
they are processed." 
 
Latinos  at Turner Ashby
accounted for less than 
one percent of the 
student population
 
Caucasians comprised 98.7%
of the faculty
 
Three black or Latino teachers
were all in "Special Ed"
 
The other faculty/staff
of Turner Ashby were  
of Asian descent
 
My sister's four children
all graduated with honors
from 
—also in Rockingham County—
 
My eldest niece
described Samuel Spotswood
 as a "Procurer"
during the Civil War
and the school's secret nickname
was the "PIMPles"
 
The secret logo
featured big-bottomed girls
in the 19th Century
equivalent of
"Hot Pants"
 
The mixed-case spelling
of the secret nickname
was exactly
as my niece described
 
Antonio Villa_____
was a mediocre Math student
of mine
until his other teachers
willingly issued him 
bathroom passes
 
Those passes were for
 almost entire period lengths
during which
Antonio "hung out"
in Mr. Oliverio's
classroom
 
By Christmas,
Antonio had the highest 
grade scores in
his Algebra class
 
Before Easter,
he had learned everything
an Algebra II student
needed to know
 
But pre-Calculus
was learned entirely
on his own
because Oliverio
was incapable
of teaching it
 
All I did was
provide textbooks
either stolen from the school
or purchased at
my own expense

 The last correspondence
I had from Antonio
was in 2010
by which time
I relocated to Long Beach

He was about to become
the first Latino
full professor
in the Math Department
at the 

The school was designed by 
who doubled as 
a President of
the United States
 
Honestly,
I have no idea
of what a "full professor"
is
 
BUT
—like I previously said about Malcolm X—
I love you Antonio
 
However
that is an incomplete statement
because it has nothing to do
with my sexual preference
 
The complete statement is
I love you Antonio FLL
[ditto for Malcolm X]
 
I love you FuckLessLy
 ***

© Oliverio ©
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On Your 99th Birthday, I Love You Malcolm X ... Despite ...

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The horrifying playoff defeat
of the team
I have cherished
since Richie Guerin,
Cleveland Buckner,
and Willie Naulls
each scored thirty points
but a guy 
on the other team named
scored 100 points
at a high school gym
in Hershey, Pennsylvania

But in the words of philosopher
I WILL SURVIVE

Rather than the voice
of the philosopher
you will here the voice the
a/k/a
Lisa Kudrow
 
In that dubious concept
we call REALITY,
she had the highest IQ
of all the actors
on that show
 
However,
if you see me tomorrow
and I am screaming in pain,
please ignore me
and do not call 
for an ambulance
 
Beware
the deleteable advert
and remember to say
"Wait till next year." 
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY #99

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was born 
ninety-nine years ago today
and 
in his honor
there will be a parade
beginning
at 
Madison Square Garden
when 
make mincemeat of
some ballers
from Indiana

The parade leader 
is pictured below
but first
I copyrightedly say
New Yorkers will like
when we 
put a spike
in its place
burying pace-rs
It will be nice
to serve them 
on ice
 
All over Manhattan,
the riot police
will be on full alert
—if and only if—
 they are not
wearing their
dancing boots
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Saturday, May 18, 2024

Pixilated + Poetically Potent Palabras With English Translation

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A Closed Book Never Makes A Scholar


Palabras = Words

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Paul Gretschel + The Paul He Introduced To California [1968]

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Somewhere in Colorado
on Interstate 40

I preferred finger-pointing
to finger painting
but not always
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Friday, May 17, 2024

PhotoVerio #739: African Iris With Double Vision

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© Oliverio
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Thursday, May 16, 2024

TO WHOM THIS GOfATHER BLOG IS DEDICATED

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©

You did such a masterful job
of whispering C+F+G
across the room
that fellow passengers 
aboard the Queen Mary
thought we were
"the house band"
with one cutie pie actually
dancing a jig
to a dulcimer blues
duet
[the year was 2002]
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TARKOVSKY's One-Eyed Man ... Exported From Russia

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ANDREI TARKOVSKY
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PhotoVerio #738: Eva + Faux (Diamonds/Black Gold) + 4 Coins

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   😉 ... Pardon The Fauxing Coiny Title ... 😉
© Oliverio
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Wednesday, May 15, 2024

The Definition Of Beauty ... According To AMBROSE BIERCE

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BEAUTY:
The power by which a woman
charms a lover
and terrifies
a husband
***

The Devil's Dictionary
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Sympathy For the Dyslexic Cousin Of JOAN RIVERS

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My cousin died.
He was a dyslexic policeman 
who had a heart attack.
They found him by the phone
trying to dial 119
***
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No ... I Have Not Forgotten My NEW YORK KNICKS

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Rather than play
pick-up-sticks
all I want to say is
KNICKS IN SIX
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Quoting The Poetry Of Good Old Reliable HOODA HELAMI

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A tear fell
on her tuna casserole

He had said goodbye
terminally

She would have no one
to say Hello to
***

HOODA HELAMI
Alter Ego #142857
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Quoting Another BLOCK With A Link To His Fiction

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What kind of fool
goes through life
expecting honesty in
interpersonal relationship?
***
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Quoting HERB BLOCK With A Link To His Cartoons

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Congressmen are nice, friendly people:
everyone of them.
And when you put them
all together
they spell
murder
***

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Sunday, May 12, 2024

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ... From ArtDaily

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A car
every Mother
should love
!!!
***
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The Seaside Seaweed Choir

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The conductor's baton is at rest
and the white squares of paper
are not litter.
They are script notes
for the lyrics:
 
Our voice is tried and true.
You can see us
and if we had eyes,
we could see you
© Oliverio
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY To Everyone

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Everyone on Earth
either is a Mother
or 
is the offspring
of a Mother
 

 
Naturally,
I feature 
 my own Mother
in this image
 
If there were 
a different image,
it would have been
the Mother
of Mrs. CarPeo 

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Friday, May 10, 2024

Legless Stone Sculpture Created By Jackson Paulock ... Sic Sic Sic

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© PhotoVerio #737.5
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PhotoVerio #737: She's A Student Of ANDY WARHOL

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© Oliverio
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Thursday, May 9, 2024

PhotoVerio #736 ... Cousin Of Previously Posted Glass Blocks

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© Oliverio ©
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Dashiell Hammett Offspring Quotes A Sex Fiend Named ... BEN

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To Ben, the world is 
an immense chocolate shop
brimming with confectionery delights
 
The trick is knowing 
which confectionery treat to select,
which dark candy to sample
***
 
also known as Evan Hunter
 
 
The novel quoted is entitled
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Two Comments About Willie Mays Two Days After His Birthday

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There have been only 
two geniuses in the world, 
But ... I think you'd better 
put Shakespeare first.
***
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Meanwhile
... at Madison Square Garden ...
once again
defeated the Indiana Pacers
BUT
instead of thanking 
Willis Mays
Willie Mays
every New York sports fan
talked about
 
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Wednesday, May 8, 2024

The Reverend + The Saint ... UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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 CHRISTOPHER LLOYD
famously portrayed "Reverend Jim"
on "Taxi,"
one of the greatest sitcoms
in the history of television
 
 
 
The gentlemen in the other image
looks like Christopher Lloyd's twin.
This would "fictionally" make him
a "reverend."
 
 
But I prefer the facts:
TOM QUAID is the reason
I've attended Mass at St. Anthony's
years before Mrs. CarPeo moved here
and made church-going mandatory.
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Most people go to the church of their choice 

intent upon  giving a donation 

for the the well-being

of that house of worship.

 

I started attending Mass in Long Beach

for the opposite reason.

 

But first I must note that Tom 

was my assistant  when I volunteered

to  be the librarian at a senior center.

He saw first-hand how seriously I took the job

[and the frequent breaks to step outside

as every cigaret addict needs to do].

I want to believe that he believed

my volunteerism was worthy

of some form of remuneration.

 

The first time I attended Saturday night vigil

at St. Anthony's, Tom asked how I was doing

and I told him I had the sniffles.

He reached into his pocket

and handed me a ten dollar bill.

Exactly one week later,

all I said to Tom was "Hello"

and another ten dollar bill 

was given me.  

This continued for three years 

during which I learned that there was nothing unique

about Tom's Saturday Night donation to Paul Oliverio.

 

As many as a dozen people were regularly

on the receiving end of his generosity

and Tom QUAID became known as Tom WAD

because he always had a fat wad of cash in his pocket.

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Naturally, there is danger in Long Beach

when you walk around with a lot of cash 

in your possession BUT... 

three different "gangster/chollo" 

types emphatically told me

that Tom Quaid had more protection 

from harm than anyone else 

in this supersized city.

 

I will repeat what I have said 

many times before

—and dozens of people 

of every religion,  race,

and age group agreed—

"Never before and never again will I meet anyone

with more saintly qualities than...Tom Quaid"


By mutual agreement, 

we hereby anoint him...

Saint Thomas Quaid

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Tuesday, May 7, 2024

The Sixth Takeaway

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The Sixth Takeaway
is a quote repeated
by too many 
New York Knicks:
 
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The Best Kept Secret Of Two Great American Authors

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It is gross understatement
to say that
+
mastered the art
of
Crime Fiction
 
What is not commonly known 
about both American Authors
is that each was privileged enough
—as a toddler—
to have an British nanny
who eschewed traditional
bed time reading
of stories such as
Goldilocks
or
 The Three Little Pigs
***
What the nanny read instead was
two novels by 
Dashiell Hammett:
+
 
Parents of both toddlers
were unduly impressed
with how agreeably
the toddlers were
for bedtime 
 ***
The British nanny
would sometimes read for
as long as two hours
but 
many characters created by
spoke in "slang"
that was perfectly recreated
by a nursemaid from
across the pond
 ***
 
© OLIVERIO ©
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Monday, May 6, 2024

My Perfect World Gift For WILLIE MAYS' 93rd BIRTHDAY

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Please note:
is wearing a
baseball cap
 

To describe him as a 
"New York Sports Legend"
is pure understatement
***
 
In a perfect world,
will become another
"New York Sports Legend"
and tonight
—at Madison Square Garden—
he will lead his team,
to victory
in their NBA playoff game
against
the Indiana Pacers
 
In a post-game interview,
Jalen will proclaim:
The Knicks won
in celebration
of Willie Mays' birthday
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