It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, September 30, 2019

The River Side And The Other Side

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He was a man
of many opinions

Some of which
have not changed
since last Thursday

He was a boy
who could swing a bat
harder than anyone
yet never hit the ball

He was a child
who could spell the word
argumentative
before most children
could spell either 
cat or dog

But his longest arguments
were with himself

He could fall asleep
by the river side
contemplating ways
to get to the other side

***

PAUL OLIVERIO


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Footnotes
THINKING BY THE RIVER SIDE
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Part of this poem was first written
thirty years ago
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Sunday, September 29, 2019

Two More Verses Of If Wishes Were Horses

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If dishes were horses,
diners would ride

If horses had wishes
there would be no more
***

PAUL OLIVERIO


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Footnote
TWO MORE VERSES OF
IF WISHES WERE HORSES
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Eighty-Five With A Fifth

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celebrated the premier
of its 85th Season

with a fifth of my photographic talent
and
a performance of
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Photoverio #387: Two Spaghetti Images

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Arboreal Spaghetti



Knotted String Spaghetti

© Oliverio (2x)
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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Ambrosia, The French Girl, And Mrs. CarPeo

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If Mrs. CarPeo had danced
with another man,
Mr. CarPeo would naturally
have been jealous
but she had just danced
with Annie Paradis,
the French girl from Quebec
whose English was choppy
but her dance moves were hot
(the bluegrass band is visible
on right side of image)

© Oliverio
Friday Night at Ambrosia
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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Photoverio #386: Wrought Iron Privacy

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© Oliverio
3rd Street
90802 
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Monday, September 23, 2019

The Fifteenth Page In This Series

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We can't go on
meeting like this

Yes we can!
If "we" are
New York Giant
football fans

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Friday, September 20, 2019

The Ultimate Time Machine [Haiku #71]

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The memory
is a time machine
manufactured by
yesterday

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Footnote
THE ULTIMATE TIME MACHINE
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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Thursday, September 19, 2019

Eerie Dice-onomics With Chandler Eye Sockets

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This invaluable document
which no Algebra teacher
should be without
is from 
Raymond Chandler's
Notebook
  

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Monday, September 16, 2019

What The Sun God Looked Like Before Her Surgery

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Before the Mortarectomy

© Oliverio
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Endowed By Ms. Dowd for All His Misdeeds

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Maureen Dowd



The next
GoFather/Trump
page is
here  
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Friday, September 13, 2019

Photoverio #385: Garden Hostess

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© Oliverio
Casa Del Mar
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Two Of A Kind ... Little Men

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Marshall Reyher
 
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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Fodder, Fagiv 'Em

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Big fodder for small minds
since he was little

Finding endpoints
in the middle of things

Finding only thorns
in the rose garden

His faults
flavored with chocolate
made everyone feel vanilla

His silence
spoke louder than
most spoken words

Whenever blame
needed a destination
it found him

Whenever credit
needed a destination
it ignored him

Strawberry shortcake for all
almost all
with a raspberry for him

Big fodder for small minds
but they know not what they do

And he could care less
but that is not true

***



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Footnotes
FODDER, FAGIV 'EM is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The first line was written in 1990
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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Robert Frank, Rest In Peace

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Robert Frank
Godfather of Modern Photography

born: 11/9/24
died: 9/9/19
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Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Rorschach #26 ... Garden Concert

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© Mrs. Carpeo

I see the Conductor
of the Fantail Foliage Symphony

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Footnotes
RORSCHACH #26
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page in this sequence
is  here
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Monday, September 9, 2019

Photoverio #384: Weed And Wire

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© Oliverio
Hazeburg, 2005
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Sunday, September 8, 2019

From The Apprentice To Pennsylvania Avenue [Haiku #70]

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If you put up
A False Front
you can be show runner
for
The Big Lie

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Footnotes
FROM THE APPRENTICE
TO PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL

The next
 GoFather/Trump
page is
here
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Friday, September 6, 2019

It Happens

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It happens sometimes
that
Nothing is happening
and
nothing can change it
until
Something comes along

***

PAUL OLIVERIO

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Footnote
IT HAPPENS
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Monday, September 2, 2019

The Fourteenth Page In This Series

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We Can't Go On
Meeting Like This

© Oliverio
Whitnall Highway
91505 



The next page
in this series
is
here
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Return Of DJ-verio ... #857142 ... Seventeen Frustrations

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Those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone

Who called to say,
"Come dance with me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems
At seventeen
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At Seventeen

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Footnotes
The next DJ-verio page
is  here

A fifteen second advert precedes
the song  
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