It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, May 31, 2022

The All-American Quarter-Final At French Open Is PURE COCO

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Moments ago,
she defeated Sloane Stephens
to advance to 
the Semi-Finals
at 
the French Open
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She/He Poem #142857

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She puts the down
in his up
He puts the tears
in her cup

She puts the wrong
in his right
He puts the grounding
in her flight

But him without her
her without him
chances of survival
would be slim
***

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The 170th Bullet: The Exact Opposite

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We all need to be healthy.
 
But if you think
—24/7—
of nothing
but "good health,"
the exact opposite
will be the result. 
  
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Footnote
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of LCSoL
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Monday, May 30, 2022

On The Mount Rushmore of Tennis ...

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There is a place for
 who is presently
a brilliant eminence
as a tennis broadcaster

Yesterday
Martina described 
a 4th round match
as
"the most exciting match
of the tournament"
 
This was an accurate description
and I, for one,
nearly had a coronary
in front of my TV
cheering for
 
However,
the next televised match
featured 
+
and it was
—stroke for stroke—
twice as exciting
as the previous match
simply because
it was twice as long as
the previous match
 
If you don't know 
who Rafael Nadal is,
suffice it to say
he is a direct descendant of
Albert Einstein
with a level
of athletic talent
combining
Tom Brady, Michael Jordan,
and Babe Ruth
 
Since 2005,
Nadal had played 
a total of 108 tennis matches
at the French Open
 
He won 105 of them
and lost only
three of them
 
But yesterday,
he nearly lost to
!!!
 
I forgot 
which broadcaster
said it but the poetic 
closing comment
about the victor
of this 
 four-and-a-half hour
is something
out of Shakespeare:
 
WILL LIVE
TO FIGHT
ANOTHER DAY
 ***
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A Boy And His Headphones

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A boy and his headphones
got side-swiped by 
while listening to 
Yellow Submarine
 
The boy
sometimes
pretends to be
a 73-year-old man
Remove his headphones
and the real world
becomes his nemesis
 
But remove every nemesis
and everything
becomes a 
drone
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
 
My next Beatles' page
is  here
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The Wonderful + Weird World Of Words ... Boggles The Mind

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To be in love,
to be wed,
et al
you need a betrothal
 
Throughout your family
this bold word
will be heard:
 
BETROTHAL
 
And if
—to you—
it's all the same,
let's reduce it to
a word game

To quote Dr. C.I. Scrabble"
You don't need a goggle
to play Boggle
and you don't need a wig
to think big
 
And 
what is really cool:
I assume you know
the Boggle rule:
—forming subsets of the original word—
the longer and bigger
newly formed words are
the better the chances of victory
***
****
*****
 
B-E-T-R-O-T-H-A-L
and you get
throb
broth
bloat
...
...
breath
bother
BROTHEL
 
To poeticize
forming a "subset"
—let me say—
one thing to another
does segue
 
That
BETROTHAL
segues into
BROTHEL
makes the mind
Wiggle and Woggle
which might name
two employees of
such an establishment
😋😋😋
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO © 
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Sunday, May 29, 2022

Something I Did Yesterday Got Quoted

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©    Oliverio    ©
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Friday, May 27, 2022

A Short Excremental Poem About Freedom Of Religion

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If there was 
no Freedom of Religion
the one thousandth pigeon
would poop
***

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Thursday, May 26, 2022

Photoverio #708: Floral Oldie But Goodie

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With blue and yellow motif
© Oliverio
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Photoverio #707: Rosie With The White Light

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© Oliverio
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Sister Mary Riemann In Central Park

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The nun 
with the vicious curve ball
was the star of 
Saint Cecilia's Softball team

Sister Mary Riemann
was also the reason
High Mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral
was ill-attended
on game day
 
That is when 
devout, wealthy Catholics
gathered at the softball fields
to cheer for 
Saint Cecilia's Softball team
(and make large donations)
 
This particular Sunday,
they were playing
the Naughty Nuns of Nanuet
who featured
home-run slugger 
Sister Hank O'hara
 
Sister Mary Riemann
struck out Hank
three times
and the Cecilias
coasted to a 6-0 victory
 
The game-end celebration
in Central Park
was long-lasting
and festive
 
Everyone was granted
absolution
and ran for cover
when there was
thunderous applause
from the sky

🙏 
🙏 🙏 
🙏 🙏 🙏
 
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The 169th Bullet: The Half-Ladder

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Experience is
the ladder to wisdom
but the young
climb only half-way
to the point
of digression 
  
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The Boy Who Read SUPERMAN Comics In Church

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At the Universal Studio Church,
Reverend Stevie Buddly
gave his Sunday School students
a special assignment:
draw pictures of God

Universally respecting
Freedom of Religion,
Reverend Buddly expected 
twenty children to draw
dramatically different images
 
After three hours
of Sunday School,
—using hundreds of crayons,
highlighters and Sharpies—
this proved to be true
 
However, 
minutes after
the assignment began,
a boy named Fredo
was reading 
a Superman Comic Book
 
"Fredo, you're supposed to be
drawing God,
why are you reading
a comic book?"
 
"Because I finished the assignemt"
and the boyturned over 
the sheet of drawing paper 
on his desk
 
It was a pencil-drawn
straight line
 
"God is a straight line,"
Fredo explained,
"that connects us
to our soul, to our community,
to our family, to each other.
What more do we need?"
 
Beginning the following Sunday,
Fredo say next to
Reverend Buddly
 
The seven-year-old boy
 was now the
Pastor's assistant
 
*** © PAUL OLIVERIO © ***
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Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Photoverio #706: Jetty, Sea, Sand, And Sky

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© Oliverio
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Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Photoverio #705: A Gray Day In Long Beach

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© Oliverio
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The MVE Of Angel Stadium On REID DETMERS DAY

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The competence, patience,
wit and strength
of Transportation Director
Ali
was such that
—without him—
we might still be 
looking for my car
in the stadium 
parking lot

He was, indeed,
our Most Valuable Employee
of Angel Stadium
on 
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A Fortnight After REID DETMERS DAY ... The Souvenirs

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May 10th was
Shohei Otani Bobblehead Night
 
Mrs. CarPeo 
got the t-shirt
as a body-warmer
 
Only 10%
of the soda
was drunk 
during the game 
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Monday, May 23, 2022

To Make A Quatrain ... Number Fifty-Six

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To make a quatrain to
everyone's delight:
 
Sunrise always follows
the end of night
 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page
in the Quatrain series
is  here
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A Singular Mind ... Another Poem By HOODA HELAMI

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When every moment
seems a blur
and every man
you address is Sir
but every thought
is centered on HER
things could be worse
 
And being alive
is not a
curse
***
 
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Sunday, May 22, 2022

A Startling Discovery For A 73-Year-Old

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I am only 37
in dyslexic years 
😏
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Saturday, May 21, 2022

Eleven Days After REID DETMERS DAY ...

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The Los Angeles Angels
are basking in mediocrity:
having lost
four games in a row
but Time
—hopefully—
will change things
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Thursday, May 19, 2022

Photoverio #704: Pansy-ish

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© Oliverio
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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

A Poem By NEIL HOOS And Paul Oliverio

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REALITY IS SOMETHING
YOU DREAM ABOUT
Reality is something
you scream about

Until fantasy moves in
next door
***

© NEIL HOOS ©
and
© Paul Oliverio ©
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Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Therefore, I Say With Glee ...

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If the calendar be true
tomorrow
I say goodbye
to 
seventy-two
 
Therefore, today
I say with glee
HAP-pre Birthday
to me
🎈🎈🎈
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Sunday, May 15, 2022

Gary Inspires Cab (Comic Relief #4453)

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Early Clock Watchers  GARY LARSON 
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The Previous Page Was Inspired By REID DETMERS

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As the game progressed,
high-fives amongst perfect strangers
increased exponentially

I sought an alternative
and thought of  Tommy Smith
at the '68 Olympics

But I quickly coigned 
a name for it:

An upthrust fist pump
is
The sound of one hand clapping

If there was no no-hitter
by Mr. Detmers
it would never have happened
!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, May 14, 2022

What Is The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

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According to
this is what it looks like
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Photoverio #703: Long Beach 6AM

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© Oliverio
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Thursday, May 12, 2022

There Will Be Much More To Say About The Previous Page ... But

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I am still hungover
from the intoxicating joy
of witnessing
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Second Angel Rookie To Throw A No-No

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The twelve bats exclamation marks
above this photograph
honor the team's 12th no-hitter
AND
the 12 runs-scored
by the winning
team
 
Sixty years ago,
The first Angel Rookie
to throw a no-hitter
ended up dating
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A Quote For His Father That Made A DOW Chemist Laugh

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If money is 
the root of all evil,
I'd rather be 
the devil
***

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Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Shohei Otani Abstraction

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His face is faintly visible
in the upper-left corner

© Oliverio ©
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Monday, May 9, 2022

My KURT VONNEGUT Dream Inspired By Rocky Road

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I needed a long walk after eating two gallons
of Rocky Road ice cream
in three days.

It was October and the 1971World Series
scooped it into my face

So I walked and walked
and forgot to sleep or eat.
 
I walked 
all the way from Long Island
to Indiana.

 When I got there
all I wanted was a cigaret
and a familiar face
offered me a Pall Mall.
I thanked him profusely
and told him  Pall Mall
was my Father's brand.
 
He said "I knew that"
and he also knew my Mother
smoked filtered Tareyton.
 
But the first words I spoke
to Kurt Vonnegut
—pointing to the shrubbery—
were Those are not Begonias
 
"That is correct, young man.
You sound like an almost intelligent person."

He lit my Pall Mall and let 1001 words
flow from my well-walked body.

I didn't mention Rocky Road ice cream
but all I talked about was
Rocky Point and Uncle Paul
and Aunt Pauline.

They lived on Begonia Road
but their driveway was flanked by
Hydrangeas of various hue
and the dinner they served
was what patrons of their 
Manhattan restaurant
paid beaucoup bucks
to their endless delight.

I'll never forget those 
mega-magnificent Italian meals
and the football games my cousins
 —post-pasta—
played in a huge yard 
with my sister Lynda
always being the winning quarterback.

—For the next fifty years—
every time I saw Hydrangeas
I thought of Begonia Road
and the bounty of those
special Sundays
beatified by
Paul and Pauline Nunzio.
 
"Paul, you are about to awaken 
and I am about to fall deep asleep."
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A Page Stolen From Our SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

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©  Oliverio ©
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Sunday, May 8, 2022

Sometimes, Her Name Is Sheila

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The pay phone rings
and everyone knows
it is for her

Twenty minutes later,
she gets into
a man's car
 
Driven around the block,
it parks 
in the alley

An hour later,
she has fifty dollars
in her pocket

Then the feast begins:
most of the money
is spent
at Pizza Hut

The rest is spent
on beer

The pay phone
will ring again
sometime after
midnight
:::

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY With A Deleteabe Advert

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Timeless Words From 1935
WILL ROGERS
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