It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, June 29, 2023

The Profundity Of KINSEY MILHONE's Godmother

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There are laws for everything
except the harm families do.
***
 
SUE GRAFTON
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Wednesday, June 28, 2023

An Unlimited Statement About The Completion of Tasks

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The only thing 
that has to be
completed by
next Tuesday
is
next Monday.
***
 
"JENNIFER UNLIMITED" ________________________________________________________________________________________________

At The Risk Of Intimidating My Fellow Caucasians

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OG Oliverio
truly misses
the Bloods and Crips
from Jefferson HS
in South-Central 
Los Angeles
 
[This equally applies
to the Latino Grape chollos]
 
It behooves Oliverio 
to list some reasons why
 
1. 
 DD Morse
—a Crip—
is one of only two students
(out of 2000)
who could look at me 
in such a way
as to make me doubt
the veracity
of whatever
Math statement
I had just made

DD is also the only student
to score higher
on his Geometry final exam
than the fabled 
Vietnamese twins,
both of whom graduated
from Jefferson with
4.25 GPA
 
One of the twins is
presently
a Math Professor
at Cal State
Los Angeles
 
2.
An eternal thank you
to all the 
gangstas and chollos
who held the door open for me
at 5:30AM
when I was purchasing 
as much as $200 worth
of donuts
to raise funds
in order to stage
school-wide free concerts
twice annually
for ≈ten years
 
The donut shop
 at the intersection
of Vernon Avene
and Central Avenue
 

3.
Chuckie Cruz
 was on my 1990
YEARBOOK staff
 
He was the leader of
the "advertising" group
 
We had a very icy relationship
 but ten years later
he was a security guard
at Dodger Stadium
who recognized me
on the stadium plaza
 
He addressed me by name
from inside the security gates,
opening one and insisting
I enter.
 
Which, of course, I did
—being a party of one—
 
We high-fived each other
than he went his way
and the illegally-entered
former teacher
walked away
in the opposite direction
 
4.
Cha-Cha Lovell 
always prevailed
in the corner of the Quad
where the hardcore Bloods 
gathered.
 
That was happening
from 1987 through 1989
 
Today, Cha-Cha
is known as 
Sargent Lovell
at the 
Santa Barbara
Police Headquarters
 ***

Names have been changed
to protect 
the innocent and the infamous
but every word above
is 100% fact-based
 
OG = Original Gangster
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An Old Cliche + My Variation On That Cliche

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The Old Cliche
 
Sticks and stones
can break my bones
but words will
never harm me
***
***

 My Variation
 
Sticks and stones
can break my bones
but words will 
always be my weapon
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Paraphrasing RUPERT HOLMES ... With Deleteable Advert

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The politician's promise
has made 
everyone
a Doubting Thomas
 ≈  
RUPERT HOLMES      In You I Trust
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Sunday, June 25, 2023

Cover Art With Miniature + Matching Coffee Stain

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© JOSHUA WARE
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The 185th Bullet ... Without A Dog

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 They say
"Love  is blind"
but loneliness is blinder.
 
Loneliness is blinder than love 
without a seeing eye dog.
 
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Footnotes
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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The Belated Father's Day Greeting ... For My Two Father's Day

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With neither images
nor hyperlinks
BUT
with a test
(for those who enjoy giving them)
and a qualifier
 
The test also applies
to Grace + Lynda Oliverio
 
The DNA of
Sam + Frank Oliverio
can be found
on virtually every page
of 
The GodFather of Math Trilogy

Happy Testing
***
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Saturday, June 24, 2023

Photoverio #684: Candy Blue PISA

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© Oliverio (2008)
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The First Line Of Two Songs ... And When They Were Written ...

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_________________________
Permit me to introduce myself
(1961)
*
*
*
______________________________
Please allow me to introduce myself
(1968)
 
***
***

The first verse
of the first song
is

Permit me to introduce myself
My name is Mr. Kicks
I dwell down
in the darkest dominion
down by the River Styx.
The devil sent me here
because I'm full
of wicked tricks.
 
[Mr. Kicks]
😱😱😱😱😱

The first verse
of the second song
is
 
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around
for long, long years
stole million man's
soul and faith.
 
[Sympathy For The Devil]
😱😱😱😱😱
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Mr. ME Compounds A DAWN POWELL QUOTE

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Once you saw two sides,
you saw four
then eight
and every decision
was changed
almost eight times
***

DAWN POWELL / PAUL OLIVERIO
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A Lower-Case Poem Inspired By 6/22/23 NYTimes Spelling Bee

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WITH CREATIVE SPELLING
WITHOUT PANGRAM
subtitled
23 FOUND WORDS
"RHYMED" IN ORDER

at the beech, i ate a beet
just one bite then one winning round
of bocce
I kissed my bootie (by choice)
right on cite
but i got a cootie
on my cheap cote
—my loud scream did echo
and became echoic
in an etch-a-sketch sort of way
 
the ethic but utterly atonal 
and hectic 
oboe     octet
forced the sound tech
to get techie,
proclaiming
"With my teeth
i teethe    thee
and pay a tithe 
to the audibly confused:
you get a free 
tote bag
 
 
© OLIVERIO ©           *** 
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Identifying the Source Of The Quote From the Previous Page

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Almost An Excellent Portrait Of Scott Fitzgerald

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Linklessly, I present this 
near-perfect portrait
of Scott Fitzgerald.

The toreador-ish garment
ruins it because
in a rare moment 
of UN-macho-ness,
Ernest Hemingway
wrote to Scott
"I am
the toreador,
you are the bull."


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Friday, June 23, 2023

If PINKY ROSE Could Talk With Angry Words

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I'm a bi-racial rose,
anyone have a problem 
with that?
©  Photoverio #683.5
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Photoverio #683: Spring Figs + Blueberries In A Blender

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Dedicated to Neil Hoos
© Oliverio
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Wednesday, June 21, 2023

If Only ...

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The scripts of
The JURASSIC PARK films
had one tenth of
the quality used to write
I would actually
have paid
real money
to see the movies

 
Both images will enlarge
when clicked upon
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Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Hypothetical Truism From The Lips Of Another KENNEDY

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If men could get pregnant,
abortion would be a sacrament.
***

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Monday, June 19, 2023

Wobbly, Hazy, But Accurate Praise For UPDIKE ... However

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Image is
fully readable
when enlarged
 
 
John Updike's novel
more than lived up to
the praise from
Time Magazine
+
the upper-case words
from
New York Review of Books

These two press clippings
appear inside the front cover
of the paperback version
I just read

It was first published 
in 1982
 
I can quote 
from the book,
paraphrase the praise
and sound as 
pretentiously literary
as the next best
pretender 
***
 
However, 
the next book 
I started reading after
BECH IS BACK
is a short story anthology
by Margaret Atwood
entitled
 
I've read ten short stories
so far,
loving one and all of them
 
I've read none of
Atwood's many
poetry books
but her poetry 
 came through 
 loud and clear 
  in each of 7 novels 
   I've read by Atwood
+
 
   I've read 25 essays
    published by her  
in 2021 
  and Atwood
has to be considered
—more deservingly than Updike—
as the most prolific,
poignant and
in every way possible
the greatest writer
in the English Language
+
 
Canadian-born
Margaret Atwood is
 
today = 6/19/23 
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JOY To The World ... 40 Years Before THE VIEW

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For those who can
remember such a thing
 
I'M AT A POINT WHERE
I WANT A MAN
IN MY LIFE
—BUT NOT IN MY HOUSE!
"JUST COME IN,
ATTACH THE VCR
AND GET OUT."
***
 
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Sunday, June 18, 2023

Some Time This Week, I Will Honor ... My Two Fathers

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The first is my biological Father
(Sam Oliverio)
and the other is
Father Frank
a/k/a
Monsignor Oliverio,
my Father's youngest brother
 
The former was once described
in a National magazine as
A mixologist
with the precision 
of a Heidelberg chemist
 
The latter was a personal friend
of Pope John II
and Father Gigante
 
Unfortunately, my therapist
will not allow any hyperlinks
on this page 
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Срећни Оци свим нашим очевима! = Happy Father's Day

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In consecutive days
—last Sunday + last Monday—
two Serbian fathers
did something
no one in the history
of their gender
had never done before
 
One of these men was 

And the other was
 
If you do not know
what these two men did,
I want to know
what rocks 
you have been hiding under
 
But the hyperlinks above
will explain their 
other-worldly accomplishments
 
 
I am personally indebted to
DJOKOVIC
for enabling me to win $50
from my therapist,
Dr. James Raft
 
JOKIC 
is quoted
on a subsequent page
 
If I had one-tenth
of the talent
of either Serbian athlete
I would be ten times 
better than the man 
I am today 
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Happy DADA Day ...

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Happy DADA day
to all the Fathers
and all the
Fatherless
but they would all be
NADA
without 
all the Mothers
and the motherless
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Happy DADA Day

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Happy DADA Day
to all the Fathers
and all of the
Fatherless
 
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Friday, June 16, 2023

Photographs From A Recent Travel Adventure ... Page 3 Of 3

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The Hanging Gardens Of Ruutsemene
© Oliverio
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Photographs From A Recent Travel Adventure ... Page 2 Of 3

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© Oliverio
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Photographs From A Recent Travel Adventure ... Page 1 Of 3

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The Lady In Granite
© Oliverio
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I Dropped It ... A Sonnet

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I dropped it
 
I picked it up,
looked at it twice,
turned it over,
upside down
and gave it 
to her

She put it down
and walked out 
of the room
 
 Then I walked out
of the room


We think
it's still there
***

©  PAUL OLIVERIO  ©
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Thursday, June 15, 2023

Photoverio #682: Sunless Sunflowers

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🍘
© Oliverio
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Photoverio #681: Linear Linen Pattern With Fingerboard

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© Oliverio ©
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Bad Macaroni Salad Wouldn't Do This (Comic Relief #5090)

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GARY LARSON

***

Bad macaroni salad 
would have 
every frigid foodie
chanting
PASTA FRIO
PASTA FRIO
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Monday, June 12, 2023

In Defense Of Scotland's Shackled Former Leader + Her Quote

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Her quote is below

 *********************
 
She is, in fact,
INNOCENT
because
it would be the same as
you or me
getting arrested 
for breathing
 
That would be ridiculous
because
—by  the nature of the beast—
we are entitled
to breathe air,
free of criminal
consequence
 
I apologize
if the word 
"beast" offends you
 
Similarly,
Nicola Sturgeon
is a politician
and
—by the nature of that beast—
side-swiping public funds
is NOT criminal
because
—for politicians—
corruption is
the air they breathe.
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Sunday, June 11, 2023

I Have Known This Playground Since I Was This Boy's Age


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I knew every square inch
of  the Whitestone Park Playground
beginning in 1955
and the boy in the picture
is presumed to be
six years old

HOWEVER,
this page is NOT about 
the boy with the basketball
or the blogger's
sixty years+  of 
hometown memories

All I will say for now
is that the page is dedicated to 
a three-legged 
Cocker Spaniel,
and


%^^^&** [a placeholder]
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