Bullets With Disclaimers ... Number One

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If 

you cannot 

take criticism

 

Then 

you should not take

IQ Tests

 

Unless 

they are created 

by

Artificial Intelligensia

***

 

© Paul Oliverio ©

 

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10 Days Before SUPERBOWL LX = An I.I.R. Exclusive

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The

Institute of Inane Results 

has determined that McDonalds 

+ Host City 

 [San Francisco] 

are staging 

a half-time celebration

with 

Absolute-Zero

public knowledge 

 

PLEASE NOTE:

6 days after the game

marks the beginning

of 

Valentine's Weekend

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________

____

 

 

 The privileged secret

given to Oliverio

exists only because

I am an

Uber-Social Ambassador

of 

downtown Long Beach

 

HOWEVER,

the McDonald's Representative

I am working with

is disallowing me from

(1) using a company photo

better than the dubious one posted

(2) not allowing me

to complete this page

until tomorrow 

other than to say

it involves 

20 NFL Hall of Famers

representing

20 different teams

 

To Be Continued 

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Hawaiian RAP MUSIC By A White Boy From Mississippi

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JIMMY BUFFETT

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PhotoVerio #989: California Newbie

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With sunlight 

in her hair

+

her heart

© Oliverio ©            2016       

 

 

She became 

a legal California 

resident

one week before

this picture was taken

 

She became

the legal "Co-author"

of this blog

one week after

this picture was taken  

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A Criminal Offense + Long Overdue Post

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The image above

will naturally be 

enlarged below

because

that is a bylaw of

The Blogiverio Kingdom

 

But

the "Criminal Offence"

involved posting 

my Uncle Preston's image

without completing

the daily

NY Times Sudoku puzzle

before doing so

 

I am 100 percent certain

that has never happened before

 

However,

the Artificial Intelligensia Factor 

may reduce that percentage

significantly

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_________ 

 

Uncle Preston

is seated on 

the viewer's left

with his second wife,

"Aunt Caroline" 

gleefully smiling

in front of him

  

Like a gazillion couples

on Planet Earth,

they met in recovery 

 

 

The message to my Uncle

is this:

 

I love you more than 

numbers can count 

and 

THANK YOU 

 for successfully 

including me

in your will

 

But your first wife 

—my mother's sister—

AUNT BETTY

was responsible

for the other

successful inheritance

 

 

 She is also responsible

for 37 per cent

of the irregularities

in my personalities 

and is no stranger

to these pages 

 

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___________

 

© Paul Oliverio © 

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MARGARET ATWOOD Poem = The First Verses + Link

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*** 

A Visit

 

Gone are the days

when you could walk on water.

when you could walk.

 

The days are gone.

Only one day remains.

The one you're in.

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MARGARET ATWOOD

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POETRY ... Inspired By The New York Times

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The

suave and fated freak

was never meek

—loudly—

did he speak

—non-stop— 

until 

he met

HER

 

Then 

he froze instantly:

inspiring the statue

of 

a 

Geek

***

 

© Paul Oliverio ©

 

 

Inspired by 

1/26/26 Wordle

with 

my three-step solution

being the second line

above 

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Ask Your Doctor ...

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Ask your doctor

where he (she)

attended 

Medical School

 

When they say 

"MIAI"

 

You ask what 

the initials are for

and they tell you 

Medical Institute

of

Artificial Intelligence

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__________ 

______ 

 

We are constantly 

reminded

of the invaluable need

for 

artificial intelligence

 

But 

 no one nowhere

knew 

they had their own 

medical school

 

However, 

it is easier and safer 

to be a believer

_____

__________ 

______ 

 

THEN

ask this doctor

to describe the 

newest and boldest

advance in modern medicine

 

If 

he/she

does not say

minimazation of

malpractice suits,

that doctor 

is skirting pure fact

 

His or her allegiance to

the Hypocratic oath

of 

artificial intelligence

legally justifies

making statements

with 37 percent

[or less] 

actual truth

 

All doctors refusing

to sign that

hippocratic oath

are now

[or soon to be]

living luxuriously

in Poynesia

or Puerto Rico 

***

 

© Hooda Helami ©

Alter Ego #142857 

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PhotoVerio #988: In The Yellow Doghouse

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***

© Oliverio ©

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Boldly ... Hooda Helami Defines POETRY

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POETRY

is 

a gathering of words

in a manner

more beautiful

than 

the Gods intended

***

 

HOODA HELAMI

Alter Ego #142857 

 

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PhotoVerio #987: One More Once

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Add Your Own Caption

© Oliverio ©

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President Trump Is NOT Without Precedent ... Sic Sic Sic

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*** 

TOM PAXTON       1971

 

 

Video link

may have 

deleteable

advert 

  

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PhotoVerio #986: Two Of Those [Sort Of]

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© Oliverio ©

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Bullet #224: The Easy Life

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Nothing

is easier

to reach for

than 

moral outrage 

 *** 

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Footnote

THE 224rd BULLET

is 

the copyrighted property

of LCSoL

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PhotoVerio #985: Six Of These

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© Oliverio ©

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