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Two Jewish teenagers
wrote a song
for a large
Black woman
who was sometimes
known as
"Mrs. Five by Five"
because her girth
resembled that of
another singer:
[Jimmy Rushing]
The song was recorded
and is described as a
12-bar Blues
You ain't nothin'
but a hound dog
Been snoopin'
'round my door
You ain't nothin'
but a hound dog
Been snoopin'
'round my door
You can wag your tail
But I ain't gonna feed you no more
!!!
The lyrics describe
a man who
made love to
every woman
except the only one
who put up restraint
***
unsuccessfully
This woman was
But in 1956,
the two Jewish teenagers
were no longer teens
and the same song
was recorded
by a white boy from
Tupelo, Mississippi
The title of the song is
and the unspoken truth
about the white boy is this:
Elvis Presley
shook the musical world
by its Rock n' Roll roots
when he sang
Hound Dog
because
he virtually changed no lyrics
but
[as mentioned above]
the song was written from
a woman's
point of view
!!!
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In arcane
+
Academic Circles,
we believe:
Hound Dog
is the first
Rock n' Roll classic
from a tranny's
point of view
QED
The professor
sincerely hopes
no one takes offense
to the slang term
—tranny—
used for someone
crossing
the sexual boundary
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