He Said ... She Said ... (He/She #54)

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"Last night, I had the strangest realization."

"Isn't that redundant?"

"Isn't what redundant?"

"For you to have a realization...
  is automatically strange."

"Whatever. Anyway, I realized
  that the extant of my hatred
  of you is as essential as
  the realization that it would be
  impossible for me to live
  without you."

"Funny."

"What's so funny about that?"

"I came to the essential conclusion
  that I could live without you
  for as much as one week,
  no longer."

"I think that means we are
  stuck with each other."

"It means more than that...
  It means we are each other."

"Enough said."

"Except for one thing."

"Which is?

"It is impossible to be in love
  without also being in hate."

"Yang cannot exist without Yin."

"So true but now I feel an urge
  for some Sushi."

"Great, I have a coupon, from Groupon."
  
"What do you know, let's go."


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