Wednesday, June 30, 2021

The Oral Malady That Spreads With Hyper-Speed

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KRISTEN RADTKE
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Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Quoting JENNY ERPENBECK: Hazy But Not Nonsense

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From THE BOOK OF WORDS
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It Was Almost The Sistine Stick Figures (Comic Relief #3915)

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GARY LARSON
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Monday, June 28, 2021

I Am Looking For A Word

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I am looking for a word
It was here, somewhere

It wasn't written
on a pad
 
I emptied my pockets,
no luck
 
It wasn't between
the sofa cushions.
 
It wasn't hidden
in the refrigerator,
behind the salami
 
So I settled for two words:
The End
***
 
PAUL OLIVERIO
©©©
 
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Saturday, June 26, 2021

Photoverio #588: Orgy Of The Roots Number Nine

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Or is the lead digit a Four
???
© Oliverio
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Quoting RITA MORENO: I Love Being By Myself ...

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I love being by myself
It's not hard
 
In fact, its great,
if you like 
the person 
you live with
Her career began at the age of 6
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Friday, June 25, 2021

Corona De Cristo Con Pescado Verde ... Translated Below

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© Photoverio #587.5


 

Crown of Jesus

with green fish

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Thursday, June 24, 2021

Photoverio #587: In Plain View

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Plane trees
reaching for
the sky
*** © Oliverio ***
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This Is NOT The Purple Rose Of Cairo

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It is
the Purple Rose
of
Half-Land
© Photoverio #586.5
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Wednesday, June 23, 2021

The Downside Of A Rose

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The downside of a rose

© Oliverio
in full bloom

leaves no room

for thorns

but they are not

too far away

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Tuesday, June 22, 2021

If You Object To The Cat Sitting In This Museum Gallery...

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DENNIS TYFUS
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Sunday, June 20, 2021

Photoverio #586: Who Is She Waiting For?

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Absolutely No One
© Oliverio
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DJ-Oliverio Special Addition: Another Song For Hank

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TIM HARDIN
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CarPeo Set Piece #87: Shampoo Under Wraps

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© Mrs. CarPeo
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Rorschach Test #44: I See A Man And A Woman

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Back-to-Back
but joined at the hip
© Oliverio


The next
Rorschach page
is  here _______________________________________________________________________________________________

Friday, June 18, 2021

DJ-Oliverio Special Edition: Leonard Cohen w/ Deleteable Advert

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Thursday, June 17, 2021

The Forty-Fifth Page In This Series ... Roses Are Red, Sometimes

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We can't go on
meeting like this





***
The next page 
in this series
is  here

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Wednesday, June 16, 2021

It's The Story NOT The Quaity Of This Image ...

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It's the story,

not the quality

of this image

that matters

 

She was the reference librarian

at the Bay Shore branch

of the LBPL

and I was a boy named PAUL

who had just moved to Long Beach

 after living in Virginia

for two years

 

Not only did she buy

the original edition

of this photograph,

she gave me exhibit space

for what I ridiculously believed

were high quality pictures

I had taken of Massapequa, Mississippi, 

and the  Massanutten Mountain

 

I thought the 4M's would be

my good luck charm

 

The year was 2006 when delusion

was my constant companion

 

There was no truth to the rumor

that she lost her job because my exhibit

was a raging failure:

 

With her husband,

she retired and moved to Hawaii

 

That was something 

they had been planning to do

Long Before she met Paul

and I am eternally grateful

to Natalie ______

and all the competent staff  members

of the Long Beach Public Library

who knew her and loved her.

 

Natalie's parting words to me

were I am looking forward

to displaying this photograph

in our Honolulu library 

My husband loves its' irony



Good thing she didn't see

the re-shoot of that image

taken fifteen years after

the original

 

But I am certain that 

Natalie and Harold _____

would appreciate

the half-dozen photographs

taken that same day

and deemed worthy of posting

as the most recent Photoverio images     

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Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Photoverio #585: White Birching In Black + White

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© Oliverio
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Soon To Be Posted Elsewhere With Guaranteed Improvements

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© Photoverio #584.5
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Monday, June 14, 2021

The 159th Bullet: Twenty-First Century Cosa Nostra

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The only difference
between
Apple Computer Company
and
the Italian Mafia
is how they define
the word
Hardware

 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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The 158th Bullet: Sourcing That George Harrison Addendum

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Gossip is the truth
doing cartwheels
until all the facts
disappear 

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Footnotes
THE 158th BULLET
is the copyrighted property of
the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
 
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Sunday, June 13, 2021

Literary Advice Written The Day After JFK's Inauguration

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Ask not what 
words you can write
for your country,
ask what words
should never be written
©©©
 
FRANCES STEERLING
 
 
I wrote this
in a letter to my father
during a heated correspondence
about about his employer,
 
I have long since
apologized to him
and hereby apologize to
for cannibalizing
his timeless quotation
 
My next page is here
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If Literary Advice For Fiction Writers Were A Train Ride ...

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The first station would be
write what you know
then onward the train
will go
 
Other stops will have
much wisdom
to show
and make your words 
glow
 
But the biggest sin
is to avoid
discipline
 
:::
:::
:::
 
Fret not the limits
of your knowledge
with or without
the institution
or college
 
There is still the tracks
to Grand Central Station
if you know best
your heart and
imagination
 ***

PAUL OLIVERIO
[90%]
+
[10%]
 
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Footnotes
This page is
the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
 
I am eternally grateful to
ThriftBooks.com
and my stimulus checks
 
I will have completed
Mr. King's book
On Writing
by Tuesday
 
Having read
and thoroughly enjoyed
a half dozen
of his novels,
I strongly doubt
I will ever read another
 
Re-reading Delores Clairborne
 notwithstanding
 
The hyperlink
might be prefaced
by an annoying
drop page
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Saturday, June 12, 2021

Photoverio #584: Speed Limit 30

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© Oliverio
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Photoverio #583: Red Cardinal Buddies

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© Oliverio 
 
Title inspired by
Mrs. CarPeo
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Friday, June 11, 2021

History Is Not What You See

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Whether you are
young or old
 
History is not what you see
it is what you are told

It all depends on
who is doing the telling
 
History is a commodity
that requires selling
***

PAUL OLIVERIO
+
 
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Footnotes
HISTORY IS NOT
WHAT YOU SEE
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
 
This page is a direct descendent
of
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Thursday, June 10, 2021

The Wrought Irony Of 666

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It's built into our consciousness
© Photoverio #582.5
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Photoverio #582: Branch Ballet

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© Oliverio

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Photoverio #581: The First Church Steeples

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© Oliverio
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Two Kinds, Obviously

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There are obviously two kinds
of education.
One should teach us
how to make a living
and the other how to live.
***

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Wednesday, June 9, 2021

DJ-Oliverio Special Edition: George Harrison w/ Deleteable Advert

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The next Beatles' page
is  here
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Impersonating The Beatles' Psychedelic Quadrant Image

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*** © Oliverio © ***
 
 
The next Beatles' page
is  here
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Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Photoverio #580: Jade Alley

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Divine Design

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Things disappear
sometimes by design
 
Or morph like water
into wine
***

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Monday, June 7, 2021

Photoverio #579: Yin-Yang

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© Oliverio
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A Pizza-Vending Machine In Rome ... Whoda Thunk It?

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Coming soon: slot-machine funerals in Gaza Strip
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Saturday, June 5, 2021

Sometimes ... An Original Poem With A Deleteable Advert

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Sometimes
I wake in the morning
and all I do
is mourn
 
Sometimes,
I wake in the evening
and all I do
is think about Eve
while Logic
is on shore leave
or is it
wearing high-heel sneakers
???
 
*** © PAUL OLIVERIO © *** 
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If You Do Not Know What IMDb Means, Skip This Page

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There is 
one and only one actor
I knew personally
whose IMDb page
lists as many
film credits
as it does
prisoner ID numbers
but I will not 
give his name
 
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Friday, June 4, 2021

Her Flowers Talk To Her But She Never ...

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Tells Me What They Say
© Mrs. CarPeo   ...  Set Piece #86.5
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Thursday, June 3, 2021

Factoring Beyond 72 Virgins ... Belatedly and Boldly

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Mr. Oliverio

has commissioned me 

to write this page

exactly one week before

I reach that most 

spiritually numerical age

 

There is an abundance

of alternatives to

ONE man having 72 virgins

without sacrificing

any dereliction

in his behavior

 

The man can have a pair 

of 36-year-olds

because (2 x 36 = 72) 

or

He can have

three 24-year-olds

preferably blonde,

busty and hot-to-trot

or

There can be 

four 18-year-olds

all of legal age

and illicit pleasures

or

A six-pack

of 12-year-olds

bordering on puberty

or

Eight nine-year-olds

with

a bouquet of questions

tickling their hearts

 

What if we considered

all of the above

through the looking glass?

 

Nine 8-yr-olds

could field a softball team

or

A dozen 6-yr-olds

could create

a crater of cacophony

 but

Eighteen 4-yr-olds

 could field a softball game

with much comic relief

 

However,

twenty-four 3-yr-olds

would wreak so much havoc

in a pre-school

that it would have no choice

but to convert to

a nunnery

and

thirty-six 2-yr-olds

could form their own

terrorist organization


Penultimately,

I wish a belated 

Happy 72nd Birthday

to Mr. Oliverio

and

a prelated 

Happy 72nd Birthday

to myself


Given the multiple choices

listed here,

there is always one more

—The Existential Option—

 

That choice is

None Of The Above

***

FRANCES STEERLING

 

My next page

is here 

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Timeless Photography

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BRUCE DAVIDSON
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Wednesday, June 2, 2021

DJ-Oliverio Special Edition: Perfect Love With Deleteable Advert

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If only time could stand still
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Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Translating A Poem By UMONGUS OBESIO

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There are three reasons

I am not thinner:

Breakfast, Lunch

and Dinner

©©©

 

The poem, in its original language

is available for a small fee 

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