Tuesday, November 30, 2021

From Dr. Fauci (Previous Page) To Dr. Borowitz

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Read All About It
 
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Footnote
Dr. Andy Borowitz
has a D. D. S.
[Doctor of Deadly Satire]
from 
the University of H.T.E
[His Third Eye]
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Monday, November 29, 2021

Is Dr. Fauci Descended From That Madame Bovary Guy?

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Mix only with people 
who have been vaccinated.
:::

(1848)
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Sung To The Tune Of ... SOLDIER BOY By The Shirelles

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Shoulder Cat
Oh my little Shoulder Cat 
I'll be true to you
 
You weren't my first cat 
but you are my true cat
 
I will never make you hungry
I will feed
and shoulder you
with your eyes
so green and blue
even when I'm bent
like Quasimodoo 
:::  © Mrs. CarPeo ©  :::
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Saturday, November 27, 2021

New Yorker Poem From My Sister's 75th Birthday Edition

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WITHOUT
by
 
:::
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Thursday, November 25, 2021

What I Am MOST Thankful For On This Thanksgiving Day

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5) The existence of Mrs. CarPeo
for officially representing
a city with a population
of  ≈500,000
1300 images are posted, 12 on the first page are her photographs
 
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What I Am Happily Thankful For On This Thanksgiving Day

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4) The Sixth Sense
 
also known as

A SENSE OF HUMOR
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What I Am More Thankful For On This Thanksgiving Day

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3) ANYONE WHO READS THIS
 
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What I Am Very Thankful For On This Thanksgiving Day

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2) The privilege of posting
this photograph of mine
as many times
as I damn well please
©©©
Dedicated to Sam, Grace and Linda Oliverio
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What I Am Thankful For On This Thanksgiving Day

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GJON MILI
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Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Seriously Needing Grad Student With Very Serious Math Brain

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Are you
(or do you know)
a math student
in need of a graduate thesis
???
 
What is featured below
is the introductory page
to a complete thesis
that needs to be re-written
entirely in technical language
suitable for publication
 
In the summer of 1989
the original idea
—in embryonic form—
was presented to 
a professor at CalTech
in Pasadena
 
It was a "chalk talk"
in his office
where I did almost all
of the talking
and he did 
almost all 
of the listening
 
Unfortunately,
his thick French accent
and enthusiastic response
inspired my paranoia
to cut short the presentation
and promise to return
the following week
 
I never intended to do so
and have grown to regret
that decision
 
I wrote five drafts
of the paper before 
completing it in 2006
and reducing it from
twelve to five pages  
 
By then, 
distinguished mathematicians
From UCLA, USC,
Ohio State and
the University of South Carolina
determined my research
was completely original
and authentic
 
But I stupidly never submitted 
the paper for publication
in a math journal
because it still needs "keyboarding"
available only to people
on the highest level
of mathematics
 
All I need is someone
well-versed
in the most esoteric language
of math research
involving
"Elementary Number Theory"
and in need of a thesis subject
 
Traditionally,
Elementary Number Theory
is studied only after 
two full years
of calculus
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This Is Not A Rehearsal For My Funeral

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It's just a little blur
from 
the cutting room floor
 
Lorenzo Felini
—his tale barely visible—
demanded 
I post this "selfie"
 
Ever since I reduced 
my facial hair 
to a goatee,
my shoulders
have become
his throne

Featuring a cat formerly known as Larry
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Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Stand-Up Comic With A Blue Act + Seinfeld Credit

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Monday, November 22, 2021

Exactly Fifty-Eight Years Ago ... A Prequel To Previous Page

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in Flushing Meadows
was in the third month
of its second year
of existence 

Immediately after lunch,
all of its students
were gathered in
the school gymnasium
for a pep rally

It was a Friday
and that night
our basketball team
was playing
its first inter-scholastic game
 
It was against Archbishop Molloy,
another Diocesan school

Everyone cheered maddeningly
as the players were introduced
 
Being loud and crazy
—under those circumstances—
was not discouraged
 
The Vice-Principal
was the moderator
but, after an hour,
the Principal
—Brother Cyr—
walked in somberly,
whispered something 
to the moderator
 
Then all the students,
obediently and unquestioningly,
returned to their classrooms
 
But we were still obsessed
with our basketball team
 
our homeroom teacher,
had written 
on the chalkboard:
KENNEDY- 1963
LINCOLN-1865
 
I thought that was
one hell of a
basketball score
 
Seconds later,
The Principal was on
the intercom
announcing the assassination
of President Kennedy
 
We were then dismissed
from school, one hour
prematurely
 
But oddly enough,
the basketball game
was not cancelled
 
We lost the game 
to Archbishop Molloy
but we lost
so much more than that
on November 22, 1963 
••• 
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Exactly Fifty-Eight Years Ago ... With Deleteable Advert

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BOB DYLAN

JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY
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Sunday, November 21, 2021

Alternatives [Haiku #78]

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Failing to succeed
does have the allure
of succeeding
at failure 


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Footnotes
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL


My haikus
are no longer linked together
because we do not
want to make life
too easy for our favorite thieves
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Friday, November 19, 2021

Photoverio #635: Upward Vertical Mobility

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© Oliverio
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DJ-Oliverio Special Edition: An Ironic Edict + Deleteable Advert

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There's only two things in life
but I forget what they are
:::

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Thursday, November 18, 2021

The 162nd Bullet: Inspiring The Count

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Anyone who boasts
about never telling a lie,
inspires the rest of us
to count the silverware
after they leave
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Wednesday, November 17, 2021

A Very, Very Short Story By SCOTT FITZGERALD

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My next FSF page is  TBD
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Minimalist Poem Not Written By HOODA HELAMI

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U r oo u r
+
I m oo i b
4 f r
 
Luf n 8
 +
8 n luf
4 f r
r
TBD
 
:::
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Monday, November 15, 2021

Family Recipe: A Poem

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Whether aimed at husband,
wife, son or daughter,
if your anger is
boiling over,
just add water

If you continue 
to froth,
add broth

Then civilly serve it
to everyone
at the table
because you
are able
•••

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A Spectral Pre-Incarnation From 1869

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I will let you live
—more than 100 years hence—
as a donut-stuffing
cartoon character,
if you agree to
change your name to
HOMER
There is little debate
that THE SIMPSONS
is the funniest
—and most relevant—
animated TV series
in American history
 
about how its' writers 
  are steeped in
Mathematics
 
I've read about 
a half-dozen essays
on this subject
but sadly,
not one of them mentions
their most influential
Mathematician 

That would be
from Oxford University
 
is from 
Professor Dodgson's treatise
his poem entitled
 
But the professor
published the poem
under his pen name:
Lewis Carroll 
 
He did so
in 1869,
five years after writing
Alice in Wonderland
  :::

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Saturday, November 13, 2021

The Three Degrees

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There are only
three degrees of age:
young, mature,
and remarkable.
:::

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Photoverio #634: A Yellow Rose Of Long Beach

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© Oliverio
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Friday, November 12, 2021

Photoverio #633: Block Party

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© Oliverio
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Untitled

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When asked how
I wanted this page
to be filed

All I said was
"Untitled"
•••

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Defiant Poem By The Ubiquitous Hooda Helami

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I have lived 
in defiance
of things
proven by science

Nerve-wracked by facts,
I much prefer myth
 
Non-compliance is
the only thing
I comply with
•••
 
©  PAUL OLIVERIO  ©
Alter Ego #142857 
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Thursday, November 11, 2021

DJ-Oliverio Special Edition: A Nick From The Cave

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About The Ultimate Author
with a deleteable advert  
NICK CAVE
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Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Is This Racism OR An Impersonation of National Lampoon?

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were offered free therapy
plus two red lollipops
:::
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After The 2021 Halloween Dog Parade Ended ...

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was a cat
© Oliverio
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Photoverio #632: Experimental Image

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Red Light at 31st Street
© Oliverio
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Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Photoverio #631: Left Lane Must Turn Left

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© Oliverio
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Monday, November 8, 2021

This JEOPARDY Category Is Christianity

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The "answer" is below the blue box
What is the name of the first Advertising Agency?
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Sunday, November 7, 2021

Photoverio #630: An Autographed Image

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© Oliverio
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Saturday, November 6, 2021

Photoverio #629: BlueBar Beach

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   © Oliverio  
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Quotes From W. SOMERSET MAUGHM's Novella, The Hero

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To do good for your enemy
is the very best way
of showing contempt
" "

The easiest way
to get through life
is to say pleasant things
on all possible occasions
" "

There is no superiority
like moral superiority
" "

It requires a good deal 
of information
to discover
one's own ignorance
" "
 
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Veronica Does Not Wipe HIM With Black Face

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HIS face is blackened by the shadow
of a church stereo speaker
The Sixth Station of the Cross 
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Friday, November 5, 2021

Stafford On Shakespeare: To Be Or Not To Be Anybody Else

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WILLIAM STAFFORD
 
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Footnote
The next page in the Shakespeare series is TBD
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A Question Inspired By An Artist From Denmark*

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Why Is This Man Laughing?
INGALVUR AV REYNI
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Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Most Stunningly Beautiful Thing About This Rennaisance Artist

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She's A Woman
ARTEMISIA GENTILISCHI
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The Telephone Call I Waited More Than Thirty-Five Years For ...

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... ARRIVED THIS WEEK ...

There have been no shortage
of musical references
in the more than six thousand
pages of this blog

But the album cover that
has appeared quite frequently
has a double-autograph
from the only Goddess
who has ever employed me
 
The title is 
Nina Simone Sings Billie Holiday
and it was signed by Nina
in 1983
 

And the caller was
her niece and legal representative
 
We talked for thirty minutes
with Joyce Stroud doing
most of the listening
 
So ecstatic was I
after the call,
my feet did not come back 
to earth until AT LEAST
forty-eight hours 
 after we spoke
 
Something I did not tell
Ms. Stroud had to do with the site
music festival

 
It is often referred to as
"The Black Woodstock"
with the primary difference being
that it was thoroughly organized,
brilliantly executed
—all according to plan—
but no one wallowed 
in the mud
and
none of the performers 
   sang off-key
 
The site of SUMMER OF SOUL
was 
in Harlem
 
My Father had lived
directly across the street
from the park
and my Mother
was a frequent visitor there
before they were married
 
It is NOT inconceivable 
that their first child
—my beloved sister, Lynda—
was conceived there  
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