About The Artist We Saw Last Saturday Night

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1

If I had known in advance,

that the artist would portray

his parents with toxic shades

of black,

I would not have shelled out

$150 to view

his exhibit

 

2

That money would have been 

 better invested in

the county tax office

or the equally exciting

home owners association

 

3

If the artist

could read these words,

he might declare them 

Absolute worthless bullshit

and it would be impossible

for me to disagree 

without laughing 

my ass off

 

 

TO BE

CONTINUED  

 

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