I Prefer Oscar The Grouch To The Oscar Award Ceremony

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Fewer things are lower

than the lack of esteem

I have for

Academy Awards Show

 

But you can 

give me every movie

ever made by

The Moppets

and I will

kiss the grave of

Jim Henson

 

The link between

the two verses

is that I regard 

the Awards as  

human puppet theatre

with 

all the marionette strings

held by a tiny handful

of major film studios

 

However, all could be

easily forgiven

if there were

a pair of co-hosts

named

😏Chris Rock😏

+

😏Will Smith😏

 

OR

the statuette

for this year's

Best Actress

is awarded to

Kate Crenshaw

 

In my undyingly 

sarcastic head,

I dubbed her

"The  TAR Baby"

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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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