Friday, November 8, 2024

Mr. T ... Has Only One Major Flaw

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has determined
that an unwritten clause
in the 
United States Constitution
mandates 
that every President
lies exactly 37 percent
of the time

The remaining 63 percent 
of the time,
they are obligated to do
all of the following:
 
1
 Disappear from public view
 
 2
 
3
as often as possible
 
4
for world leaders
but always sit within reach
of three barf bags
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In his first Presidential term,
Mr. T
did all of these things
 but
the his only major flaw
is having DRS
[Digital Reversal Syndrome]

Instead of lying 37%
of the time,
he is lying 73%
of the time
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27% of the time,
he speaks the Pure Truth
either by explicitly stating 
how much he loves himself
OR
implicitly stating
how much he loves
your credit cards
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If ever there was
a US President
or 
a World Leader
without a major flaw,
he or she
bypassed our solar system
 
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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