It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, November 8, 2024

Mr. T ... Has Only One Major Flaw

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has determined
that an unwritten clause
in the 
United States Constitution
mandates 
that every President
lies exactly 37 percent
of the time

The remaining 63 percent 
of the time,
they are obligated to do
all of the following:
 
1
 Disappear from public view
 
 2
 
3
as often as possible
 
4
for world leaders
but always sit within reach
of three barf bags
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In his first Presidential term,
Mr. T
did all of these things
 but
the his only major flaw
is having DRS
[Digital Reversal Syndrome]

Instead of lying 37%
of the time,
he is lying 73%
of the time
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27% of the time,
he speaks the Pure Truth
either by explicitly stating 
how much he loves himself
OR
implicitly stating
how much he loves
your credit cards
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If ever there was
a US President
or 
a World Leader
without a major flaw,
he or she
bypassed our solar system
 
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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