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Chapter 17

 

The older you get, 

the more you need to

sneer at the calender

 

Think of death 

as just another

marketing device

 

A product whose purchase

is unavoidable

but let every

disdainful sneer 

be another pump 

of air into

whatever bicycle of life

you are still riding

 

It doesn't even

have to be

an actual

goddam bicycle

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Chapter 18

 

If God

did not have 

a sense of humor,

there would be no such thing

as mosquitos

 

If I didn't have

a sense of humor,

there would be no such thing

as 

The Godfather of Math Trilogy 

 

Parts 4, 5, 6, 7

not excluded

 

I have a need 

to write more 

on this page

while comfortably ensconced 

on my patio

but I just had another

goddam mosquito bite

on my left ankle

and 

Mrs. No One In Particular

has just cooked

some of her

world-class 

French Toast

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The next chapters

are here

 

The first chapters

of this autobiography

are  there 

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