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If this ain't MUST READING,
they should
throw that phrase
out of the dictionary
!!!
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| DAVE BARRY |
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
MUST READING Strikes Again
Covid-22 (Comic Relief #4228) ... A Prediction
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If you Get COVID-22, you will catch
a cold + insanity
but anyone who knows they are insane
cannot truly be insane
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Text = Oliverio
Cartoonist = ???
Inspiration = Joseph Heller
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Tuesday, December 28, 2021
Mother Bee And Her Megaphone (Comic Relief #4227)
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| GARY LARSON |
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Monday, December 27, 2021
The Everlasting Everglades With Member Of Security Staff
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| © Delray Beach Rath Trinity © |
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Friday, December 24, 2021
😎😎😎 Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays 😇😇😇
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From
Paul and Carol
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| © Oliverio © |
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One Difference Between The Beatles And The Rolling Stones
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The Beatles
While the Stones
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| *** |
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Footnote
The next Beatles' page
is here
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Rest In Peace, JOAN DIDION
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Please click on image
to read quotes
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| She died yesterday, at age 87 |
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Thursday, December 23, 2021
Photoverio #642: Another Rose For Carol
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| © Oliverio © |
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Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Photoverio #641: Another Shopping Center Image
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| © Oliverio © |
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Monday, December 20, 2021
A Poem About The Mafia ... Written By Hooda Helami
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If the Mafia never touched
another gun,
their power structure would
not be a mess
All they'd have to do
is duplicate the behavior of
the United States Congress
:::
Alter Ego #142857
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Saturday, December 18, 2021
A Crane, A Spot Of Green + A Building Under Construction
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And A Street-Level View
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| © Photoverio #640.5 © |
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Photoverio #640: Striped And Enigmatic Long Beach Mural
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Artist Unknown But Worthy of Street Art Utopia
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| © Oliverio |
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A Quirky Kirky Quote From The GILMORE GIRLS
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An oral agreement
is only as good as
the paper it's
written on.
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| Season 5 // Episode 21 |
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DJ-Oliverio Special Edition With Mick Jagger Quote About A God
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| SLIM HARPO |
Friday, December 17, 2021
Newly Crowned MISS AMERICA Expands My Vocabulary
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I have ADHD,
I have dermatillomania,
which is a form of OCD
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Wednesday, December 15, 2021
To Make A Quatrain ... Number Fifty-Three
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To make a quatrain about
delivering the mental kill
Tell people what to think
... and they will
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal
The next page
in this series
is here
Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal
The next page
in this series
is here
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Description Of The Whole Shopping Center
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| © Photoverio #639.5 © |
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The Truth Behind All The DONALD TRUMP CHEERLEADERS
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!!!
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| © Oliverio © |
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Photoverio #639: Gray Day For A Parking Lot
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| © Oliverio |
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Three More For The Good Doctor Rorschach, That Is
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And The Doctor Said:
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| Actually, Mr. Oliverio |
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| These are just |
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| Pumpkin paintings |
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Third Monkee From The Sun: Rest In Peace, MIKE NESMITH
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I find all his music
with the Monkees
unparalelled
but
(with deleteable advert)
proves why
Mr. Nesmith is
—justifiably—
referred to as
leaving Mickey Dolenz
as the sole surviving
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About That Rock And That Hard Place
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Between a rock
and a hard place,
there is enough space
to lose face
:::
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Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Therapy For Onychocryptosis Survivors
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If you have had
an ingrown toenail removed,
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| © Oliverio |
this --- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
is your Recovery Exercise Trail
Its texture makes
the toenailed foot feel like
it is on the top of the world
At the other end,
you will be rewarded with
a candy bar shaped like
your ingrown toe.
The rewards are presented by
a representative of
She may require
multiple laps
before issuing
candy toe ________________________________________________________________________________________________
Sad But True [Haiku #79]
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No pain for the brain
when you are
oblivious to the obvious
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Footnotes
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Footnotes
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
My haikus
are no longer linked together
because we do not
want to make life
too easy for our favorite thieves
of LCSoL
My haikus
are no longer linked together
because we do not
want to make life
too easy for our favorite thieves
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12 British Slangos Beginning With The Hardest
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| Slanguage + Deleteable Advert |
Monday, December 13, 2021
These Ginger Roots Do Not Resemble GINGER ROGERS
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| © Oliverio © |
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The 163rd Bullet: Avoidance
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the examined life
are people
worth avoiding
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Saturday, December 11, 2021
Photoverio #638: Gray Day BOP
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Birds Of Paradise
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| © Paul Oliverio © |
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If You Go ...
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If you go to
a fortune teller,
I wish you
the best of luck
But
if you go to
Seven/Eleven
and
buy a lottery ticket,
you save a lot of time
and money
_
If you go to
church/temple/synagogue
and pray for
a deceased parent,
you are a perfectly
normal person
and I am jealous
_
However,
if you have a seance
with a psychic
or seer
to get in touch
with
a deceased parent,
you have my pity
because you would
have the same
success rate
as stopping a stranger
on the street
and asking for
the whereabouts of
mommy or daddy
::
But
if you lock yourself
in a room with a picture
of that deceased parent
and meditate on it
for hours
...
BINGO
Because
that image goes straight
to your soul,
where it has been
for as long as needed
to find it
Your soul,
your innermost feelings,
and your heart
are all you need
to high-five
anyone
who has said
goodbye
to their earthly coil
:::
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Rorschach Test #46: It's A Nordic Turtle Head
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A Gargoyle for a Viking Ship
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| © Oliverio © |
The next
Rorschach pages
are here
and TBD _______________________________________________________________________________________________
Great Moments In History (Comic Relief #4199)
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Documented by
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Photoverio #637: Crystal Conversion
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Converting Instant Coffee To Superior Coffee
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| © Oliverio © |
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Photoverio #636: Slightly Tilted, Slightly Mondrian
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| © Oliverio © |
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Blue BOP in the Parking Lot
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| © Photoverio #635.5 © |
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Wednesday, December 8, 2021
The Flatulent Genius Of YOKO ONO
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In 1971,
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| Read All About It |
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Dinner For Four On 2nd Street In Belmont Shore
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We all ordered seafood dishes
but what does it say
about a restaurant
when the only thing
everyone raved about
was the French Fries?
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| © Mrs. CarPeo © |
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I Was Her Twenty-Per-Cent Man
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With a backstage pass
or waiting in
the theater alley,
I had the loot for
Salacious Sally
With a front-row seat
and tonic for my gin,
at this dog show
she was
Rin-Tin-Tin
All around us
was the rabble
We went home
and played
Scrabble
She had
four-letter words
all over the board
but I cleared my rack
and triple-scored
:::
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How Did You Meet Her?
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We met
when she sat
on my lap
It gave my heart a tap
when she shook her booty
and I called her
Cutie
She gave me her number:
#49
When she had
gotten through
the first forty-eight,
she was tired of living
We've been together
ever since
and I've never
been happier
But she has never been
:::
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Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Bottom Feeders' Holiday
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Bottom feeders look down
from the top
of the mountain
with delight
dancing with
the stars
at midnight
Top feeders look up
rattling a tin cup
with sorrow
but the cup
will be gold
tomorrow
Somewhere
a dog is barking
at the moon
:::
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Monday, December 6, 2021
The Simple Definition of MINE KAMPF
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What's mine is mine
and
what's yours
is mine.
:::
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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The True Meaning Of The OMICRON Variation
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is a signal that
Covid has gone
corporate.
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Santa, Mickey And Minnie Mouse In Belmont Shore
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Sunday, December 5, 2021
Elimination ... A Poem By Frances Steerling
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We would not have
the rich
if there were not
so many
poor people
If we eliminate
the poor people
then there will be
no rich people
And we will all be
middle-class
We will all be
in the middle
and then
we will all
die of boredom
:::
© FRANCES STEERLING ©
My next page
is here
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Saturday, December 4, 2021
What Reggie Jackson, Billie Holiday + FSF Have In Common
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44
wore that number
on his baseball jersey
+
both died
at that age
:::
The next
GoFather/Fitzgerald page
is TBD
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Friday, December 3, 2021
A Quote From The HOUSE OF CARDS, Chapter Thirty-Four
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Imagination
is its own form
of courage
:::
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Thursday, December 2, 2021
What Roger Maris + Bob Dylan Have In Common
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HIBBING, MINNESOTA
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| It was Roger's birthplace and where Dylan "grew" up |
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Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Chess Solitaire On A Park Bench
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His fingers were playing
chess with his toes
When he made a good move
he wiggled his nose
When he made a bad move
he tore his clothes
He stood up
and declared victory
but he forgot
who won
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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