The GoFather Of Math: From The Onion News Network: NASA Intervention

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

From The Onion News Network: NASA Intervention

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NASA Deploys Congressional Rover

To Search For Funding

WASHINGTON—
Calling the program “the most crucial in the agency’s history,”
researchers at NASA announced Wednesday they have
successfully deployed a Special Exploratory Rover
to Congress as part of an open-ended mission
to seek out any possible trace
of funding on Capitol Hill
...