It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, December 31, 2023

On Its' Eve, I Give You Three Words ... In Five Different Sizes

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year
 
Happy New Year
 
Happy New Year
 
Happy New Year
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Saturday, December 30, 2023

Photoverio #700: Hyperlinks Under A Microscope

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© Oliverio
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Photoverio #699: Let There Be Water

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© Oliverio
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Three Men Approaching The Peak Of MOUNT JETTY

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Their names are Manny, Mo, and Jackson
© Photoverio #698.5
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Friday, December 29, 2023

Francis Scott Fitzgerald To Frances Scott Fitzgerald ... FSFs #2

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F. Scott Fitzgerald's book,
was published post-humously
and contains numerous letters
written to his daughter
 
This Letter 
—from "Scott" to "Scottie"—
was written 
August 24, 1940
_____________________________
 
Advertising is a racket
like the movies 
and the brokerage business.
You cannot be honest 
without admitting
that its constructive
contribution to society
is exactly minus zero.
It is simply a means 
of making dubious promises
to a credulous public.
_____________________________
  

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HOODA HELAMI's Last Poem Of The Year

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The Emperor
wore no clothes
because the Empress
gave them to 
her love slave
who traded them in
for three packs
of cigaretttes
and 
a ham sandwich
on rye
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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The 194th Bullet: How To Enslave People

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 To enslave people,
the first thing you do
is convince them
the EXACT OPPOSITE
is true.
 
Then give them
all the marajuana
that will fit
into their heads
and just sit back
while they 
joyously and 
voluminously
celebrate their 
heaven-sent
"freedom"
***
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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One Word/One Line = 100% Boldly Vertical Poem = © Oliverio ©

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When
Cupid
in 
Life
becomes
Stupid
in 
Death

You
have
a
Meme
or
a
Need
for
a
smarter
Rhyme
 *
 
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Thursday, December 28, 2023

Photoverio #698: Regarding EVERY COUNTRY WITH A FLAG

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© Oliverio
 
God Bless America
and
(more importantly)
EVERY COUNTRY WITH A FLAG
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Francis Scott Fitzgerald To Frances Scott Fitzgerald ... FSFs #1

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F. Scott Fitzgerald's book,
was published post-humously
and contains numerous letters
written to his daughter
 
This Letter 
—from "Scott" to "Scottie"—
was written 
May 7, 1940
_____________________________
 
You asked me whether in the Arts
I thought it was better to originate
a new form or to perfect it.
The best answer is the one
Picasso made rather bitterly
to Gertrude Stein:
 
YOU DO SOMETHING FIRST
AND THEN SOMEONE
COMES ALONG
AND DOES IT PRETTY
 
 
The next page in
this series
is  here

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Did Richard Nixon Say This About The Smothers Brothers?

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Tom + Dick Smothers

Is it possible that a
President of the USA
made the following comment
about the image 
on this page:
 
This horrible photogaph
is menacingly Red enough
to put those alleged brothers
on my  ENEMY LIST
 
 
Maybe he said it, maybe he didn't
but the following information
is based on pure fact:
 
 
has the most dubious Trifecta
in television history:
 
1. It is named on a Presidential "Enemy List."
 
2. A cast member  (Pat Paulsen) 
became a Presidential candidate.

3. Despite vast popularity, the show was cancelled
after its third season on CBS.
________________________________ 
 
 
4. I speak on behalf of a gazillion people 
when I say  Rest in Peace, Tom Smothers,
you entertained us beyond measure
and we are fortunate enough
to still have one Smother Brother:
Grief will smother Dick Smothers
but we love him equally.
 
5. To describe your television show as ground-breaking
is as valid as saying the sky is blue.
Without it, there might never have been
David Letterman or Stephen Colbert.
 
6. The image on this page is from
a Smothers Brothers appearance
 
7. Tom Smothers was born on February 2, 1937
and died on December 26, 2023.          ________________________________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

McCarthy-ism ... With Deleteable Advert

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© MARY McCARTHY
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Introducing Dubious Guitarist BUGGY PIXILATO ... ©©©

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Having done every drug, I'm snug in a rug

Buggy knows the gimmicks and the tricks

of one thousand three-chord guitar licks

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Time-Sensitive Bad Poetry ... For NFL Fans Only

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Published     12/26/23   12:44PM
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Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Dr. Rorschach ... When My Car Was De-Iced ... 9 Days Out Of 10

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***
I drove my car 3200 miles
to spend 10 days
with the beloved Mrs. CarPeo
in Katonah, NY

9 days out of 10,
blizzard-like snow
had to be shoveled 
and I loved
every minute of it
 ***
 
My youth flashed before me
—particularly—
a Long Island blizzard
when my Mother
invited six snow-soaked
teenagers into our home,
feeding us hot chocolate
by the bucket load
 
I loved every minute
of that visit
because I knew
I would end the visit
by driving back
to sun-drenched
Southern California
 
 
 

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Multiples Of The Letter ... C ... With Size + Depth Variations

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For
 
Carol CarPeo
 
+
 
Judy Chicago
 

no hyperlinks
 
©
©
©
 
Photoverio 697.5 

 

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Photoverio #697: Dedicated To JUDY CHICAGO

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***                                                      © Oliverio

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Supposedly Santa Got Here Before Columbus Did

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Comic Relief #5459
GARY LARSON
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Monday, December 25, 2023

A Holiday Wish ... In Black + White

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© Oliverio


I only wish
the city of Long Beach
would admit to having
as many greased palms
as it does
palm trees
 
This is my wish
because sometimes 
I lust for honesty,
being too old
to lust for 
 leg-locking maneuvers
***
 
© Oliverio ©
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Confession Of An Addict

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More than forty-eight hours
since my last purchase
from the BUX

It's giving me the shakes
and I aint talking about
the frappucino kind
 
My world is on tilt
© Oliverio
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In Other Words ... MERRY CHRISTMAS ... W/ Deleteable Advert

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS
+
Holy Hooligans
who reads this page
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Sunday, December 24, 2023

This Holiday Title Has More Words Than Appear In The Text

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Merry Xmas
(minus one)
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An Oliverio Poem Inspired By NATHANAEL WEST

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If you like fun
don't be one and done
 
And what's more
two is  Either/Or
 
It's easy to see
three is you,
me or We
 
And four is
doubled 
the either/or
 
Five is alive
Six knows all the tricks
Seven loves eleven
 
And eight is
doubled the the double
of either/or
 
Nine is divine
or fine as wine
or sour as pickle brine
 
Ten pulls out
all the stops
for the thieves
and the cops
+++
 
© OLIVERIO ©
 
 

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Saturday, December 23, 2023

Education Policy For New York City XXX

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Indeed  a cyclone fence  does separate
the bus from the garbage truck

With any luck, you'll regard that verse
as  a stinky haiku
__________

Be that as it moo,
it is also fact:

Adjacent to a 3-star Hotel
whose primary boast 
is it's location:

Less than one mile from 
JFK International Airport

The address  of 
the Best Western Hotel is
14425 153rd Ln, 
Jamaica, NY 11434
 
For the "stinky haiku"
to precisely become fact,
the singular form 
must be pluralized:
 
 
Cyclone fencing separates
a stockyard 
of school buses
from a stockyard 
of garbage trucks
 
New York City officials
are eminently aware 
of the serious air pollution
within a mile 
of the busiest airport
in the United States...
 
New York City officials 
are also eminently aware 
of needing storage space 
for school buses 
and garbage trucks
 
 
Thus, the officials decreed:
Keep the stench in the same place
 
But school children like colors 
and therefore the school buses
featured on this page 
were not photographed 
in Black and White
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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Friday, December 22, 2023

The Reading Room ( Comic Relief #5452)

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GARY LARSON
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83 Years Ago Today ... A Godfather Of Fiction Met His Maker

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If birth is the province of angels,
death is the devil's dishwater
 
Those are not the words spoken
on that fatal day
when his car crashed
in the desert

We don't know what he said
but we know his destination:
the funeral of his friend, 

Supposedly, he had a eulogy 
prepared for his friend
with the words

Death casts
the final  shadow
***



Born: October 17, 1903
Died: December 22, 1940
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Thursday, December 21, 2023

Linear Functions

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Parallels + Perpendiculars + Diagonals = Photoverio 696.5

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Exactly 83 Years Ago Today ... The Godfather Of Fiction Left Us

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There's only work 
to make you forget
there's nothing 
to work for

F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
 
 
Born: September 24, 1896
Died: December 21, 1940
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Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Photoverio #696: Street Photography

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5 AM
© Oliverio
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Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Collage Featuring Slightly More Famous Name With Two OO's

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[upper right]

The album held 

by a student

named Rebecca

inspired her

to dye her hair blonde


[lower right]

The concert ticket

enabled me to view  the Rolling Stones from twenty feet away

but since there were no chairs on the field, this 5'6'' tall OliveriO

saw more swaying shoulders than Rolling Stones

 

[left]

Christmas of 1989 was one of six times I was as close [or closer]

to the Hollywood Sign than I was to the stage 

at the Los Angeles Coliseum 

 

[middle right]

Above the ticket receipt, is the legendary Jefferson High School stage

which had featured performances by Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole,

the Four Tops...before Oliverio hustled enough donuts to produce 

a dozen free concerts for students and teachers with the front row 

earmarked for the Principal and her secretary.

I forgot which one was the better dancer.

But most students said Oliverio did his best dancing 

to jazz bands rather than to rock, R&B, or salsa bands.

 

"Not better", said Oliverio, "just weirder."

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Monday, December 18, 2023

The Head Of An OLIVERIO

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🙏
To me, he will always be Father Frank
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Sunday, December 17, 2023

Post THURSDAY = 83 yers dead

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There's only work 
to make you forget
there's nothing 
to work for

F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
 
 
Born: September 24, 1896
Died: December 21, 1940 
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Sent To Me In Response To A DULCIMER Riff I Sent Him

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When granted 3 wishes l wished for more
( l ‘d used the first 2 in a candy store)
The Genie said  "l’ve seen this scam"
I said  "l wish l wasn’t who you think l am."
***
 
 
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Pembletonian Quotation ... Another ANDRE BRAUGHER Page

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Homicide" Episode = GONE FOR GOODE (1993)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, December 16, 2023

HOODA HELAMI Segues Into Billie Holiday

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Time can turn 
joy into grief
or
pain into relief

Either way,
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Thursday, December 14, 2023

SUNFLOWER ... By John Updike

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SUNFLOWER

Sunflower, of flowers
the most lonely,
yardstick of hours,
long-term stander
in empty spaces,
shunner of bowers,
indolent bender
seldom, in only
the sharpest of showers:
tell us why
is it your face is
a snarl of jet swirls
and gold arrows, a burning
old lion face high
in a cornflower sky,
yet by turning
your head we find
you wear a girl's
bonnet  behind?
***
 
Collected Poems
1953-1993



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3,000,000 Mile/Hours Talking About Homicide + Andre Braugher

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Once upon a time,
contact with other people
required speaking
into a thing
that required you
to sit or stand
directly in front of it
[unless you trusted the post office]
[or remember the art of eye-to-eye contact]
 
If you were lucky,
this thing was attached
to an insulated cord 
longer than than any room
in your home—
and you talked into it
while comfortably relaxing
on a couch or a cozy chair

The longer you talked
into that thing,
the greater the profits 
for a company called
American Telephone and Telegraph
  ***

Moving 3,000 miles
from east coast
to west coast
in 1981,
 writing letters
to friends and family
back home
was my preference
to telephoning
 
I couldn't afford to make  
American Telephone &Telegraph
wealthier than words can describe
 
 I didn't trust the Post Office
but I trusted
the Xerox Company
 
Each letter was photocopied
and addressed
to as many as 
twenty people
 
I am grateful
only three legal actions 
were taken against me
as a result of those letters
 
However,
I am more grateful
 that this prelude
to another Braugher page
 has ended
***

Forty-two years
of being a transplanted
New Yorker,
I still have a dozen
 friends and family members
with whom I regularly 
correspond via text,
e-mail, blog page
or phone call
 

But with 
one and only one friend
was all of the correspondence
about
one and only one subject
 
That friend is 
and the one subject was
 
Somewhere around the turn
of the century,
I became the proud owner
of a twenty-five dollar book
itemizing and detailing
every episode
of HOMICIDE
from 1993 through 1999

Andre Brougher
was an original cast member
of Homicide,
along with twenty other
extraordinarily talented
actors

But he was the only one
who sounded like
William Shakespeare
was his kith and kin
 
Braugher's detective character
was named

I don't recall
which episode
from which season
but it resulted in a 
three-hour 
phone call
with me quoting extensively

Louthan quoted 
Tom Shales
and John Donne
 
was a well-respected
Washington Post 
columnist
 
was a British poet
good enough
to have given
Shakespeare
"a run for the money"
 
A scholarly text
about John Donne
was written by
of Mr. Louthan 
 
Oh crap:
ninety minutes was
—more times than not—
the minimum length
of chatter and analysis
between
Louthan and Oliverio
 
 The latter of whom
—of course—
gets the last words
on this page:

This Andre Braugher
obituary page
is dedicated to
his widow,
 
The next Braugher page
is  here 
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