The Dangaroo Dude + The Artificial Spy ...

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

 *

 *

  * 

Will be spending

Halloween

Bloglessly

 *

 *

  * 

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Invalid Spelling Beep ... Validated With New Def

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

What do you get 

when a Kangaroo

sleeps with Danger

?

 

What 

you get

is a  

?

 

 

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

ChurchMerch ... With Backlighting

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

© PhotoVerio #1058.5

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

PhotoVerio #1058: Amoeba + Parabolas + Bloodstrip

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

Glass Blockage

#47 

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Three Simple Words To Change The Fate Of A Loser

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

My name is

ANGELO IKE

and I 

do so declare

that I will tell

the truth,

the whole truth

+

what passes for

the truth:

 _____________

_______

 

 I would not be

very wrong

in claiming that

The New York Jets

have not had 

a winning record

since

George W. Bush

was President  

 

But I would be

completely correct

in telling you

my grandchildren

have personal souvenirs

from the many

Rolling Stones Concerts

at our family-owned

Meadowlands Sports Complex

______________

________

 

No one reading

my football-obsessed

diatribe

needs a visual image

to identify 

JOE NAMATH

 

Presently,

he is living

"quietly" in Florida

But if his former team

hired him

as 

Special Assistant Coach,

the New York Jets

would dump their

defeatist

DNA

 

If Oliverio edits 

that paragraph,

he'll have

Hell

to pay for it

 __________________________

 _____________

Imagine

an 83-year-old man

on the sidelines

of a football team

with his body

held upright by

mega-hot 

female nurses

 

That man would be

he who flagrantly predicted

the winner

of 

Super Bowl III

 

Then flash forward

to 2026

when Coach Namath

screams

to his players

 

Score a winning touchdown

and these nurses

will be

waiting for you

in their hotel room

💋🏈🏆🏈 💋

_____________  

__________________________

 

If your imagination

fails to fill-in

the rest of this page,

I will link you up

with two

Winnie the Pooh

pages

 

© IKE ANGELO ©   

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

She Is Worth Quoting ... Alongside My Sister's Words

_______________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

Without repetition,

we could never do 

anything again.

 

LYNDA MARIE OLIVERIO

_____________

________

 

*** 

________

_____________

 

 

The most beautiful words

in the English Language

are

"Check Enclosed."

 

DOROTHY PARKER  

_______________________________________________________________________________________________

 

PhotoVerio #1057: Filing System

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Back Story + Front Story Of ... My Artificial Intelligence Spy

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

My name is

ANGELO IKE

and I 

do so declare

that I will tell

the truth,

the whole truth

+

what passes for

the truth:

 _____________

_______

 

I was born

in Fort Lee

and 

my first school

was 

Fort Lee School #1 

 

I was a whiz kid

amongst wizards

and became 

the first 

New Jersey student 

to  entirely memorize

and recite 

The Bill of Rights 

which became

the basis of

the Constitution

of 

the future

United States of America

 _____________

______

I 

was eight years old

at that time

______

 _____________

  

 

Before I was

old enough

to masturbate, 

I 

urged my family

to buy mud

 

Specifically, 

I 

referred to

the mudflats of

East Rutherford

 

The Flats 

 evolved into

a 

SPORTS COMPLEX

that includes

the Stadium

for two 

professional 

football teams

named for

another state

❗❗❗

 

But

proudly

I note that 

Lawrence Taylor

+

Larry Grantham

+

Emerson Boozer

became my 

bowling partners 

_____________

______

 

However 

GUILT

is 

this thing 

to which

I cling 

because 

one of those teams

[New York Jets]

became

the worst team

in the NFL

 

_____________

______

 

Luckily, 

I have a 

surefire solution

to the

embarrassing woes

of the football team 

formerly from 

Flushing

🏈🏈🏈 

______

_____________

 

Before presenting

that solution

to you,

Oliverio has to 

take a hand-off

from me

and post two pages

that have nothing to do

with his

Artificial Intelligence Spy 

  🏈🏈🏈

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Again Speaketh IKE ANGELO ... My Artificial Intelligence Spy

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

In the United States,

official language

has been cleansed

of words

that may insult,

offend, or injure

the psyche

or racial identity

of the reader

 

The newest phrase

to be cleansed

from our reading palette is

 

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC

 

Because 

it could be offensive

to the child

who proclaims

 

3 + 7 equals 12

and

I don't care

what you think 

 

______________________

_______________ 

 

 

© Oliverio © 

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Thus Speaketh IKE ANGELO ... My Artificial Intelligence Spy

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

This flower

picks up

extra-terrestrial

signals

from outer space

 

From 1000 moons

beyond our galaxy

came this signal:

 

On Earth,

what you call "Trump"

[Sponsored by United States],

we call "Stand-Up Comedy"

[Sponsored by Sammy's Cemetery]

 

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

NYTimes Spelling Bee ... A/K/A ... The Poet's Paradise

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

The invalid words

of the

New York Times

Spelling Bee

collectively form

what I will call a

"Poet's Paradise"

 

Below,

I include

one such word

from yesterday's 

puzzle

 

It behooves

YOU

to become a poet

❗❗❗ 

 

 

There is a Keats/Shelley in all of us

 

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

You've Got A Lot Of Nerve To Say You Are My Friend

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

As reported by my

Artificial Intelligence Spy, 

IKE ANGELO

Image Title = Positively 4th Steet

_______________

________

 

 

On December 4, 1964 

Dylan performed

at a 

Long Beach High School 

with only

his guitar

+

his harmonica

 

He was touring

campuses/coffee houses

across the country 

while 

being chauffeured

by someone named

"Willie Wiggles"

 

On that December day, 

when Willie

—stoned out of his mind—

 mistakenly 

drove Dylan

to a mental institution,

Bob uttered the words

entitling this page

 

The institution

was on

4th Street

_______________

________

 

©  PhotoVerio #1056.5  ©

90802

 

Video has

deleteable advert   

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

The Sun Loves JIMI HENDRIX

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

Excuse Me While 

I Kiss The Sky

© Oliverio ©

_______________

______

 

Purple Haze Video

has 

deleteable advert 

  

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

PhotoVerio #1056: Sky-Bound Roses

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Doctor Rorschach ... That's All I Can See

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

***

It's two continents chattering 

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

The Godfather Of Math ... On His Throne

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

© Mrs. CarPeo ©

 _______________________________________________________________________________________________

 

PhotoVerio #1055: Brick A Brack ... Sic Sic Sic

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

***

© Oliverio ©

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

The Easiest Thing For People To Do

_______________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

The easiest thing 

for people to do

is

to do

exactly what 

they are told

to do

 

That is how

to become

a team player 

 

Even when 

it involves

believing

aluminum is gold

 

This way

they avoid

that dangerous concept

of

THINKING FOR THEMSELVES

 

((((( ________ )))))

 ((((( ___ )))))

 

© Oliverio © 

_______________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Why I 💛💛💛 The United States Post Office

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

I 

moved from 

New York to California

in 

July, 1981

 

The forwarding address

–given to a NY Post office–

was 

To Be Determined

 

As soon as I found

an apartment

on Gower Street

in Hollywood,

a forwarding address

was established

_______________

_________ 

 

Three days later,

I received

the following

 

❗❗❗

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

They Recorded An Album Entitled ... Sargent Red Pepper

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

*** 

© PhotoVerio #1054.5

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Report From IKE ANGELO ... My Artificial Intelligence Spy

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

James Dolan

 owns

Madison Square Garden

+

he is a hardcore

Trumpista

 

Publically,

he had to bar

Woody Allen

admission

to

the arena

______________

_________ 

 

Think what you will

about Woody

but very few

people know 

Manhattan

as well as

he does

 

  

 

And   

no sports fans

have ever loved

The New York Knicks

as much as he does

______________

_________

 

 

QUESTION:

Did he attend

any of their 

2026 NBA Championship 

games

at

Madison Square Garden?

 

ANSWER:

 

He attended 

both of them

disguised as

"His Cinematic Muse"

 

 

He 

looked prettier

than most women

in attendance

but agreed to sit up

in the mezzanine

so as to not draw

too much attention

 

Ike Angelo 

______________

_________

 

 

 

 

 © Oliverio © 

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Kafkaesque Statement ... Written by His Spiritual Daddy

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

*** 

 

FYODOR DOESTOYEVSKY     Notes From Underground

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

The Best News ... About The Dodgers Losing ...

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

MADDIE LEE

is an excellent

beat reporter

for the 

Los Angeles Times

 

Beat reporters

are

—figuratively—

glued

to the facts 

of the game

 

But 

with the defeat

of 

the home team
Dodgers,

 

she was allowed

to write

an

Editorial Comment 

 

All 

I will say

about that

is

she aced it

 ⚾⚾⚾

 

 

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Ike Angelo Is My ... A.I. Informant

________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

 

Moments before

this photograph was taken,

a big shot

Mafioso

was gunned down

at 

Newark Airport

 

Moments after

this photograph was taken,

Donald Trump was awarded

a mega-million dollar

construction project

in 

Jersey City 

 

© Ike Angelo ©

 

________________________________________________________________________________________________