It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Windswept Midnight In Pixilato County

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© Oliverio
First Night
in Tennessee
(8/11/06)
At midnight,
I stepped out
of the hotel

Windblown pixels
made me sneeze

A camera jumped 
out of my pocket.

It pointed to a tree
and snapped
my nose

Back in the hotel,
she gave me a kleenex 
 
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Footnote
WINDSWEPT MIDNIGHT IN PIXILATO COUNTY
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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An Honest Hypocrite Talks To A Presbyterian Minister

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Your run-of-the-mill dishonest hypocrite
doesn't really object to
the fraudulent trappings of religion:
the vain ceremonials,  the ceremonial vanities,
the bland absurdities of this ritual called worship.
Metaphorically speaking,
he devours the sanctimonious goodies
because they taste good NOT to his soul
but to his ego.
***

Tidewater Morning
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Footnotes
The character speaking was within minutes 
of becoming a widow

The minister (with his wife)
walked into the man's house, uninvited

The narrator of this story,
told in flashback,
is the thirteen year-old boy
about to be orphaned

There are two companion 
(but independent) stories
within this short volume

The quote is from the title story
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Tuesday, October 29, 2019

STREET ART UTOPIA #42

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There is a time and place
for spray paint
***
GRANDMA NOSES

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Footnotes
The image is from
STREET ART UTOPIA

Artist and photographer
are named on link

The text (including attribution) is mine

The next page in this series
is  here
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Monday, October 28, 2019

The Sixteenth Page In This Series

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We can't go on
meeting like this

© Mrs. CarPeo

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Homage To An Artist From My Cutting Room Floor

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© Oliverio
Homage to Franz Kline 

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Footnote
My photographic homage
to Franz Kline is dedicated to
Ashleigh and her fellow baristas
at Park Avenue Starbucks (90804)
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Swimmer On A Stick With Shadows

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Robert Graham
Young Girl Swimming 
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Friday, October 25, 2019

Photoverio #390: Candles In Waiting

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© Oliverio
Somewhere on Long Island 
(2006)
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Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Five Yellow Trumpets In Perfect Visual Harmony

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In no particular order





© Oliverio (5x)
North of Alamitos BUX
(90802) 
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I'll Drink To That

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Behind a vast majority
of successful creative projects
bounds an extraordinary cheerleader:
CAFFEINE

Until the mid-1980's,
cappucinos and lattes
were barely pronounceable
by the general public

but in today's global economy,
two pounds of coffee are produced
for every person on the earth
and specialty coffees have become
household and studio necessities.
***

 
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Saturday, October 19, 2019

The Fox House

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The closest
we've ever come
to state-run
television

*** 

Rupert Fox
did not create
Donald Trump.
He created
Donald Trump's
audience 

***

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Footnotes
The title is mine but the quotes are from
the March 11, 2019 issue
of  New Yorker Magazine

The essay was written by Jane Mayer

The illustrator is Tyler Comrie

The next GoFather/Trump page
is  here
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Friday, October 18, 2019

When You Are Young And When You Are Not

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When you are young
you owe nothing
to the future.

But when you are old,
you owe a duty
to the past.
To the one thing
you can't change.
***

The Only Story
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Thursday, October 17, 2019

Rorschach #27 ... Jaded ... (Botanically Speaking)

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When the bark of the Jade Plant
loses all its pulp,
life does not end

The bark finds its way
to the nearest Rorschach Museum
  
© Oliverio
Casa Del Mar
90802

The next
GoFather/Rorschach page
is  here 
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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Photoverio #389: A Seagull By Any Other Name Is ...

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© Paul Oliverio

Wally Wingspan

or

The Bleached and Blurred Bird
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DJ-Verioni #142857 ... Repeat 20X And Overcome BAD HABIT

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***
***
Spending money like I have it
Spending money like I have it
Spending money like I have it
Spending money like I have it
Spending money like I have it
***
*** 

IMELDA MAY

The Bad Habit
to overcome
would be
NOT dancing to
Imelda May
!!! 
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Monday, October 14, 2019

White Light BLUES Heat White Light White Heat

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© Mrs. CarPeo
No cover
No minimum
@
2500 Anaheim
A young man with a horn,
wearing Knickers and Nikes,
posed for a photographer.

He was one of many talented musicians
featured at a funky and funilicious
BLUES JAM on a sunny
Sunday afternoon

The spectral white light 
at right of image
is contrapuntal to 
aquarium-like stage
on the  left

All of the musicians
at Supply And Demand
had their mojo working

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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Photoverio #388:Presenting McOldtree Barkmites

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© Oliverio
Gee, I am a tree
though I may look scary
none need fear me

In my trunk hole,
some deposit a quarter
others bring me water
most just let me be
©©© 
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Tuesday, October 8, 2019

10-6-19 ... Detailed Images Of The Blessed Barnyard Animals

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October 6, 2019

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© Oliverio (4x)
Interfaith and Interspecies
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Sunday, October 6, 2019

The 133rd Bullet: The Percentage Of Stupidity

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It has been said
that there are
no stupid questions.

This is true
ninety percent of the time.

Unfortunately,
fifty percent of the time,
those questions are asked
by stupid people.

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Footnote
THE 133rd BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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Regarding The Previous Page And ... The Similarity Of The Gods

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Kafka's quote
begins with the words


In two short sentences,
Franz Kafka beautifully portrays
the image of a child

A modern title of that image is
Kafka's Mandy 

WHY?

because nowhere else
did Franz Kafka
write so beautifully
about a child

The original Mandy
is from another
Olympian God

of cornflower blue 

In three short minutes,
Billie Holiday beautifully portrays
the image of a child

Nowhere else
did Billie Holiday
sing so beautifully
about a child


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Footnote
Anyone with counter-examples
to this page:
please let me know
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Differences Of View Is An Appropriate Title For This Page

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The view of a little boy
who has to crane his neck
in order to even glimpse
the apple on the table and
The view of the master of the house
who takes the apple and
freely hands it to the person
sitting at table with him
***

The Blue Octavo Notebooks
  

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Footnote
The words within the quote
are verbatim Kafka
but the format is mine
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Saturday, October 5, 2019

Thankfully, This Is NOT A Sub-division Of Scientology

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Appliantology
is the religion
of worshiping refrigerators
above all else

Most of its church members
live north of the poverty line

Select members of this religion
also derive secret pleasures from
sitting on their washing machines
during the wash cycle

Lastly,
every member of this church
owns a quality toaster-oven



BUT
for those of you
mired in reality,
you can read all about
Appliantology
here 


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Footnote
THANKFULLY, THIS IS NOT
A SUB-DIVISION OF SCIENTOLOGY
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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About My Initials ... Quoting Mark Twain ... And Me

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My name is Public Opinion.
It is held to reverence.
It settles everything.
Some think it is the word of God.
***

Europe and Elsewhere

____________________________

We have four branches of government:
Executive, Legislative, Judicial,
and the Court of Public Opinion.
***

PAUL OLIVERIO

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Footnotes
The second quote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The first quote
might be the copyrighted property
of God
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1957 Photographs By OTTO JENSEN With a Few Words by ME

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What is
between the images
of the church
should not make you lurch
for moral damnation

A jackhammer with a bikini
is not obscene
if you know
what I mean


It is an invitation
cemented to sexual fantasy
not demented to pornography
but with a message
to all of us:
Everything serves a purpose 

Every church
needs  aisle and pew
 altar and stained glass
of colorful hue

A jackhammer
is a common sight
on a construction site
Out of rock and stone,
it takes a bite
 
About this
you do not have to care
but we all need
swim wear


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Footnotes
The poem is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

mentored me in photography
and doubled as my father image
and drinking buddy

He introduced me
to Tanqueray Gin,
et al

are not strangers to
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Thursday, October 3, 2019

If Rolling Stones Were A Groovy+Curvy 19th Century Rock Band

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They would have written
a love song
for the New England
factory girls
mentioned below

Orestes Augustus Brownson
(1839)

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Footnotes
The block quote is from
The Stammering Century,
written by
Gilbert Seldes

The Factory Girl video
may be preceded by
a very short advert

This page is dedicated to
my friend,
James Rath

He composed
a mathematical variation
of the Rolling Stones' song
entitled
Factorial Girl
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Jackson Pollocking

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© Oliverio
Hazeburg lawn
with mega-manipulation
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The Idyll And The Zero Factor

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Four doors beyond
this idyllic setting


a great educational
experience can be had




related to the zero
on the door.

Beyond that door,
one can observe
"Exhibit A"
in the form of an employee
who has Zero Customer Skills


It naturally drives
people to drink.
© Mrs. CarPeo

© Oliverio (2x)

















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Footnote
The smear in the middle image
is symbolically well-deserved
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Franz Kafka NYC Documentary

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In Kafka's Metamorphosis,
a man awakens one day to find
that he has been
turned into a cockroach.

Everywhere in the world,
this is a fantasy
but here in New York,
it is a documentary.
***



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The Ultimate Selfie (Comic Relief #2896)

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Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Vaguely Sourced But... Relevant Words From Down Under

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Democracy is built
on the inalienable right
to say moronic things

RAKE
Season 1
Episode 6
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