It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, November 30, 2022

A Re-Formatted Quote From His Book Entitled LETTERS

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Fear likes to hitch rides
on all sorts of words
and images.

When fear intrudes 
on your thinking
it may be an old fear
hitching a ride still,
but not one 
which need not
really concern you
anymore.

***
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Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Apologies to ECKERT PREU And DUSTY BAKER

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It would be damn near impossible
to find two men
with more opposite personalities.

I apologize to ECKERT PREU
because I immediately
created a page
about him
after the most recent concert by
The Long Beach Symphony.
 
That page, however will NOT
appear here
but what will appear here
is 
ENRICO CHAPELA BARBA's
—a stunningly violently beautiful composition—
which the LB Symphony's home page
had yet to post 
 two weeks after
our world-class symphony orchestra
insanely and perfectly
accompanied
the piece
 
As for  RUSTY BAKER
suffice it to say
that he is The 73rd King
whose tribute page 
will be blogged
many weeks after
the King was crowned
 
In my immeasurably platonic way,
I love both of these men  
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Inspired By A Commentista From STEVE FORBERT's Page

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The absolute truth is that women 
are incapable of loving monkeys
BUT 
they do inspire 
all of our maternal instincts.
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Angels And Monkeys + A Deleteable Advert

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!!!
STEVE FORBERT
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Monday, November 28, 2022

Photoverio #747: Roses At Rest

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Roses at Rest
on a Stucco Mattress
© Oliverio
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Saturday, November 26, 2022

Photoverio #746: Goofy's Bearded Sundial With Jaded Detritus

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© Paul Oliverio
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Bird Of Paradise Forking Skyed Palm Tree ... Starbucks Adjacent

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©   Photoverio #745.5   ©
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Wheeling And Dealing With HOODA HELAMI

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Wheeling and dealing
and hurting with feeling
knowing there is
a better way

Trying while crying
but always denying
everything I ever
did say

Thinking and drinking
while sinking
but knowing there is
a better day
***

© HOODA HELAMI  ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Friday, November 25, 2022

Once When We Were Young ... Another Tenth Anniversary

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Only people who met
on the south side
of their lives
can share
such an image
with the words
"When we were young"

Ten years ago today
—being November 25, 2012—
Carol Robson 
+
Paul Oliverio
spoke
for the first time

"How did you get my phone number?"
were the first words
she ever said to me
 
Between 
2012 and 2016,
we spoke on the phone
one thousand times
 
She became
a California resident
and my roommate
in August, 2016
 
For better or worse,
we haven't stopped talking
 
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Abra__Dabra

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I want to Abra
I want to Dabra
All I need is
Ca

I want to live
I want to love
All I need is

***

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Thursday, November 24, 2022

Quoting KURT VONNEGUT From A Letter Written in 1959

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I am stuck with
the risk of
being me.
Page 65
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Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Photoverio #745: Upright Driftwood

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© Oliverio
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Ten Years Ago, Yesterday

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Yesterday was
November 22, 2022
—therefore—
ten years ago
yesterday was
November 22, 2012

Both days began
with my first conscious thought
being it was the anniversary of
 
That is,
the assassination of
President John F. Kennedy
11/22/63

 Little did I know
that ten years ago yesterday
would give me
something else
—something much more personal—
to honor
 
My relationship with
Carol Robson
began on
November 22, 2012
because of this image:
Her variation of
"The Good Shepherd,"
featuring
her favorite priest
a/k/a
my Uncle,
Father Frank Oliverio

Mr. and Mrs. CarPeo
celebrated our anniversary
by going to the movies
and having lunch
on 4th Street
A pleasant time
was had by all
 
The video for
"Murder Most Foul"
commences with
a deleteable advert
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Monday, November 21, 2022

Photoverio #744: The Cloudstruck Building

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It survived intact
© Oliverio
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The Culturally Challenged ... Imagination And Reality

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Imagine 
a Broadway production
of The New Testament
where every reference to
"Jesus Christ"
is replaced with the name
"George Clooney"
who is the star of the show

And Clooney's influence
upon theater critics
is such that
none would dare 
do anything
but praise 
his performance
profusely

His influence
is such that no seat
would go unsold
and no ticket buyer
would dare
defy the critics
 
Thus becoming
the culturally
challenged

To a large portion
of the American public,
however,
the actual 
New Testament
is sacred and classic 
literature
 
Thankfully,
the premise 
of this page is
imaginary
and George Clooney
is not that bold
(I hope)
 
But the word
"classic"
can easily be applied 
to the silver screen
 
It would be
virtually impossible
for
Citizen Kane
+
Casablanca
to not be described
as "classic movies"
 
Meaning,
they exist to be
viewed, appreciated
and discussed
 
And never, ever
to be duplicated
in any way
shape or form
 
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
starring Gregory Peck
is also a "classic movie"

However,
an un-imaginary man
with an ego bigger than
Mississippi
has challenged
the definition of
"classic movie"
 
His name is Adam Sorkin
and he has brought
To Kill A Mockingbird
to Broadway
so maybe we should pray
for
the culturally challenged
who buy tickets
to see the production
 
But not pray to hard
because those people
have very deep pockets
 
 
Happy Googling
to anyone 
who reads this page
 ***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO  ©
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Photoverio #743: Shadow + Baby Roses

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© Oliverio
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Sunday, November 20, 2022

Photoverio #742: Masked Man Selfie

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???
© Oliverio
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Saturday, November 19, 2022

This Is Not A Typo (Comic Relief #4767)

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GARY LARSON
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Friday, November 18, 2022

Quoting A Commentista

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SURREALISM is Art that begins 
at the opposite end of the brain.
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Quoting HONORE DE BALZAC ... The Mission Of Art

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It's not the mission of art
to copy nature
but to express it
...
Artists aren't mere imitators,
they're poets.
:::

The Unknown Masterpiece
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Refrigerator Art ... 22 + 33

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Splitting 55 in the Fishtank
© Oliverio
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Thursday, November 17, 2022

Centerfold Sculpture By Meret Oppenheim ... Surrealism 202

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Not as well-known
as her
MERET OPPENHEIM
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Wednesday, November 16, 2022

A Darkly Delicious Poem By ANDRE BRETON ... Surrealism 101

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ANDRE BRETON
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The 176th Bullet: The Problem With Education

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Given any school,
90% of the staff
want to change the world
and 10%
only want to teach 
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Subliminal Advertising And The NYTimes.com Spelling Bee

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            with one letter missing
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Monday, November 14, 2022

About The Artist We Saw Last Saturday Night ... Page 2

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4
The venue was
the Carpenter Center
on the campus
of Cal State Long Beach

Moments before
the artist appeared
on stage, 
the US Senate race
was decided
with Democrat
Catherine Cortez Masto
being declared the winner,
guaranteeing her party
still "held" the Senate

5
The lights dimmed
when the director
of the Carpenter Center
appeared on stage
and said
"What happens in Vegas,
goes to Washington"
We all cheered 
maddeningly
 
6
She then introduced the artist
whose voice came from off-stage
"We are now neck-and-neck
with fascism"

7
The artist was
and you might be thinking:
Is a stand-up comic
truly an artist?

8
In a world 
where tragedy 
is doing 
a global fox trot,
the stand-up comic
may be 
our most important
artist
 
9
Mr. Maron's set
was approximately
ninety minutes
and 
Mr. and Mrs. CarPeo
agreed:
Sometimes we loved him,
sometimes we hated him
but he kept us enthralled
and laughing
all night long

10
I apologize
for all the missing
hyperlinks
but you can view
Mark Maron's brilliance
by clicking
***
 
© Paul Oliverio © 
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Hooda Helami's Triangulated Poem

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If all her contradictions
were put in a line,
you could see
halfway to 
Infinity
***
 
©  HOODA HELAMI  © 
Alter Ego#142857
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About The Artist We Saw Last Saturday Night

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1
If I had known in advance,
that the artist would portray
his parents with toxic shades
of black,
I would not have shelled out
$150 to view
his exhibit
 
2
That money would have been 
 better invested in
the county tax office
or the equally exciting
home owners association
 
3
If the artist
could read these words,
he might declare them 
Absolute worthless bullshit
and it would be impossible
for me to disagree 
without laughing 
my ass off
 
 
 
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Saturday, November 12, 2022

Pride By Association

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The City of Long Beach
had 1401 photographs
to choose from
for their
YELP home page.

The three photographs
they presently feature
were all taken
by my 
better half.
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I Can't Stop Quoting This Canadian Author

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Love affairs 
are for
emotional sprinters.

The pleasures of love
are for
the emotional marathoners.
***
See page 308 of this Edition
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Photoverio #741: Off The Wall

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© Oliverio
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Friday, November 11, 2022

More Poetry From Hooda Helami

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In every town,
they have soft shoes
and balls
perfect for bowling
 
 
In Las Vegas,
they have lost wages
that keep 
the dice rolling
 

There are Rolling Stones
in antique performance
giving satisfaction and
memories that dance


All over America,
there is Freedom
packaged to assure
you and you and you
that each person
 is one of a kind


Everywhere 
there are
ideas to inhale
moods to manipulate
you to believe
you have 
your own mind
 
 
Every poem
has a poet
and a friend
and maybe a phrase 
that says
The End
***

©  HOODA HELAMI  ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Positively 4th Street And Quesadilla Heaven

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Immediately after watching
a 180-minute film
across the street,
Mr. and Mrs. CarPeo
dined at  Lola's
 
We agreed our dinner
was utterly delicious
but we hardly had 
more to say
about it
 
All we really talked about
was what we had
just witnessed
across the street
on 4th Street
 
Our conversation
was so vivid
that people dining
at adjacent tables
listened in
and offered to
buy us drinks
 
Imagine sitting through
a three-hour movie
and not being bored
for more than
three seconds
 
Though deserving of
the maximum 5-stars
YELP allows,
Kelsey
—our server at Lola's—
was asked a question
when I pointed
my finger
directly across the street
 
What do you think
that marquee is referring to?
 

"TAR,"
she quickly responded,
"is the La Brea Tarpits."
 
I could have told her 
she was wrong
and reduced 
 her tip by 50%  
but I did not do so
 
"It's a movie about 
the first female conductor
ever to lead the orchestra
at the Berlin Philharmonic,
one of the world's
most prestigious sites
for classical music
performances.
The woman's name is
Lydia Tar.
 
"Her attitude is such 
  that it is impossible
not to hate her
but you can't take 
your eyes off her
and
(at least ten times)
she says things
that you want to quote.
 
"All the hatred 
you'll have for her
will do battle with 
awe and admiration
for courage 
  in her DNA."
 
"I'd love to see the movie."
 
"Are you working tomorrow?"
 
"No."
 
"Good. It's the last day
TAR is screening
across the street.
I will get
two tickets for you
and a friend.
The manager is
a friend of ours
and he will admit you
to whichever screening
you want to attend."
 
"Thank you.
I'd like to see it
with my mother.
She's been playing violin
for one hundred years,
more or less."  
:::
:::
:::

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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