It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, July 30, 2020

Succinctly Stated + Quintessentially True But Genderly Incomplete

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A villain is the hero
of his own myths
***

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Something The World's Greatest Basketball Player Was Not

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All About Michael Jordan, et al

For the mini-series
—THE LAST DANCE—
my gratitude to ESPN
is maximum
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Photoverio #479: Swimming, Clown-Face Flora

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He made
me laugh
© Oliverio
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Nightmare Medicine With Hobbes Quote + Geography Lesson

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GEORGE WILL

The next
GoFather/Trump
page is  here 
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Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Photoverio #478: Long Beach Fire Station

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Fire Station 2
We Salute You
© Oliverio
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Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Photoverio #477: Stacked

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© Oliverio







Staircase Flowers

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Monday, July 27, 2020

Four Belated Appreciations From William Sydney Porter

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At birth, his name was
William Sydney Porter 
You can't appreciate
HOME
till you've left it
MONEY
till it's spent
YOUR WIFE
till she's joined
a woman's club
nor
OLD GLORY
till you see it hanging
on a broomstick on the shanty
of a consul in a foreign town
***

O HENRY
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Photoverio #476: Orchid With Pointer

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© Oliverio
***
 Figurini Cheerleader
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Alter Ego Sidewalk Symphony Jazz Duet

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To promote
the Figurini Brothers staged
a sidewalk concert yesterday 
in Long Beach
© Oliverio

Sally Streamer assisted
with the staging of the event
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Tweeting Toward Bethlehem

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FRANK BRUNI
***


The next
GoFather/Trump
page is  here

If you are curious
about the title,
click there 
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Sunday, July 26, 2020

Rest In Peace, Regis Philbin

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REGIS PHILBIN
born: August 25, 1931
died: July 25, 2020
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Saturday, July 25, 2020

A Baseball Story For Non-Baseball Fans

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MIKE VACARRO
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Power To The Pigeons ... (Comic Relief #3365)

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PLO
Pigeon Liberation Organization
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Photoverio #475: Select Astaire Way To Heaven

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© Oliverio
Click and Pick
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The Thirty-Seventh Page In This Series ... Rhesus Pieces

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We can't go on
meeting like this 

These Monkeys ...


The next page 
in this series
is  here  
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Friday, July 24, 2020

Echolalia + Intelligence Testing ... A Semi-Tilted Archival Page

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PAUL OLIVERIO

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Footnote
Originally written in 1999,
ECHOLALIA + INTELLIGENCE TESTING
is the copyrighted property of both
The Neither/Nor Journal
and LCSoL
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No Peanuts, No Hot Dogs, No Beer ... But Plenty Of Cardboard

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Ravined from Reality

BILL PLASCHKE
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The GREEK FOOD Quatrain ... Requiem For An LB Institution

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© Oliverio

After thirty-two years
of satisfying customers,
the Long Beach Cafe
is now
permanently closed
😥 😥 😥


The next page
in the Quatrain Series
is  here
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Thursday, July 23, 2020

Simple Proof That Blacks Are Smarter Than Whites

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There are 1001 ways
to measure or test
Intelligence
but they can all
be referred to
by the acronym
—IQ—
where the Q
stands for Quotient

Simple logic tells us that
The higher the test score,
the more people
you were smarter than
***
 
An IQ of 100
means your intelligence
is "normal"

But in the post 9/11
Trump-laden Covid-sphere
"normal"
is a word that has earned
an exit visa from everyone's
in conjunction with
the Urban Dictionary
and T.A.U.
(Thugs R' Us)
has re-branded
the acronym
IQ
to stand for
Intimidation Quotient

And if we are allowed
to state
who now has the higher
IQ
—After repeating the 
"simple logic" statement
from above:
Simple logic tells us that
The higher the test score,
the more people
you were smarter than— 

There is obviously
a racial conclusion
to be drawn
from the re-branding
of an acronym
***

QED

(See page title)

The author sincerely apologizes
to anyone who may
be offended
by this page

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Sunday, July 19, 2020

A Frances Steerling Poem About Gratitude For Covid-19

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once i was bold
now i am just old
and so I am told
to not go outdoors
 
i am to stay inside
not commit "covicide"
by going outside
but what about my chores?

my food is on deliver
i am my own caregiver
 if i shake or shiver
i call it a new dance

outside: youth has no strife
old men bemoan the dead wife
others in crisis of mid-life
with them, i'll take no chance

never w/o computer or book
and i know how to cook
at myself i sometimes look
and i like what i see

i talk and joke to myself
—always words on the shelf—
(and my cute patio elf)
i just let me be

i can exercise in place
powder my face
enjoy every inch of space
be well-enough alive
 
 i sometimes sip from a flask
thru a hole in a fake mask
what more can i ask
for a man of seventy-five?

as for enforced solitude
let me tell you, dude
i have some gratitude
for this existing scene
 
i sleep and rise as i desire
go wireless or read w/o wire
avoid all the outside mire
thanks to Covid-19
***

FRANCES STEERLING

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 Footnotes
A FRANCES STEERLING POEM
ABOUT GRATITUDE FOR COVID-19
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next
GoFather/Steerling page
is  here
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Friday, July 17, 2020

This Is How We Began The Year Of The Corona Virus

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GREG SARGENT
Washington Post Op-Ed
 ***

The next
GoFather/Trump
page is here 
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Thursday, July 16, 2020

Did OVID Know About Covid Two Thousand Years Ago ... ??? ...

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Mankind is a monster
and the ungodly times
confederate into guilt
and are sworn to crimes.

All are alike involved
in ill, and all
must by the same
relentless fury fall

Metamorphoses

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Wednesday, July 15, 2020

STREET ART UTOPIA #46: A Boy On The Beach

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SAYPE
***

The next page
in this series
is here 
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Thirty-One Point Five

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To make a quatrain quoting
another when the need arises

Honesty is the most subversive
of all disguises
 ***

PAUL OLIVERIO
quoting
T-BONE BURNETT  
 
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Footnotes
The video is prefaced
by a quickly deletable advert
  
The next page
in this series
is  here
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Photoverio #474: Off-Color

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© Oliverio
Sepia Morning
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Photoverio #473: Bulldozer Beach

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© Oliverio
Gunmetal Gray Morning
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Tuesday, July 14, 2020

According To JC ... If Life Was Fair

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If life was fair,
Elvis would  be alive
and all the impersonators
would be dead.

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Sunday, July 12, 2020

When Is A BLACK FACE Comedy Undeniably Acceptable ... ??? ...

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When it is created
by twenty-four
black high school
students
Bewitched
Sisters at Heart
(12-24-70)
***


Twenty-four students
from Jefferson High School
were invited by
Elizabeth Montgomery
to the studio
filming Bewitched

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Saturday, July 11, 2020

Finally: A Measurable Need For The Number GOOGOL

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Besides inspiring the name
of the most popular Search Engine
in the world,
consider the names of writers
(listed below image)
who have been GoFathered
in the very recent past
Scott Fitzgerald, Joan Didion,
Fred Allen, Ivan Turgenev,
George Carlin, Oscar Brown
Dawn Powell, Jericho Brown,
Richard Wright, Paul Oliverio
***

One Googol
is equal to
how many times
these writers
have been plagiarized
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Thirty-One ... With Image

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To make a quatrain about 
escaping from poverty's loins

Baby needs
a new pair of coins
  ***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

This copyrighted image 
was photographed in
2006

The next page
in this series
is  here
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If A Concrete Wall Can Wear A Mask, So Can You ... !!!

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© Oliverio
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Photoverio #472: Headless Red Shirt + Jumper + Telephone Pole

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© Oliverio
Belmont Shore Window
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Friday, July 10, 2020

To Make A Quatrain ... Number Thirty

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To make a quatrain about 
"other people" and Covid-19

Every one of them is
a potential killing machine
 ***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Four Images From Blues In The Night

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BLUES IN THE NIGHT
(1941)

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Footnotes
It behooves me
to quote Frances Steerling

There are two types of jazz fans:
Those who know the song
Blues in the Night
and those who know both the song
and the film it was written for

Only because of  WATCHTCM,
does this jazz fan
fit into the second category
(as of last night) 

Mr. Steerling's next page
is  here 
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Thursday, July 9, 2020

HELP ... I Can't Stop Quoting This FSF-ing Man

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America is composed not
of two sorts of people but
of two frames of mind:

The first is engaged in doing
what it would like to do.

The second pretends
such things do not exist.
***

≈ F. SCOTT FITZGERALD ≈
Girls Believe In Girls
(1930)
 
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Footnotes
The next GoFather/Fitzgerald
page is  here

Anyone who thinks the
Women's Liberation Movement
first became front-page news
in the Nineteen Seventies
needs to excavate
and read Fitzgerald's essay
published Ninety Years Ago
in a magazine called
Liberty 
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Twenty-Nine

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To make a quatrain about
cousins of will and won't

For every one thing you know
there's ten things you don't
 ***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Wednesday, July 8, 2020

I'll Bet The House This Russian Author Inspired George Carlin

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"It turns out there's empty space
in my suitcase and I am 
putting hay into it."
***
"That's how it is
in the suitcase of our lives:
it doesn't matter
what you stuff in
as long as there is
no empty space."
***

IVAN TURGENEV
Fathers And Sons 
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You Can Never Have Too Many FRED ALLEN QUOTES

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FRED ALLEN
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Monday, July 6, 2020

A Confessional Quatrain From A Bovine-Brained Poet

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I admit to having
the mental capacity of a cow

I never played my cards right
so why should I start now
***

©©©


The next
Quatrain page
is here 
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Joan Didion Answers A Very Simple Question

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The 1975 interview is from
The Paris Review 
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If He Had Lived To Be 60, There'd Be 60 Million More Plagiarists

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F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
What I think and Feel at 25
(sic)
***

His next GoFather
page is  here 
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Sunday, July 5, 2020

Once Upon A Time, Executive Secrets Were Told In Black + White

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 The only living witness
of the Lincoln assassination
shares his secret
with Garry Moore

I've Got A Secret
2/8/56
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When Green Meant Go [Haiku #75]

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Sometimes, I look
into her baby blue eyes
and all my lights
turn green

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Footnotes
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL


My haikus
are no longer linked together
because I did not
want to make life
too easy for our favorite thieves

But I'd risk a felony charge
if I could steal haikus from
these two guys
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