It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, September 21, 2026

Quoting LIZA MINELLI

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In approximately 1983,
visited
the office of
to discuss
a book 
about her mother,
 
On her way 
out the door,
she passed the desk
of designer,
Carol Robson
Liza said to Carol:

If ever I need 
an understudy,
I'll give you 
a call  
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Sunrise Does Not Prove The Existence Of God❗❗❗

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does not 
prove 
the 
existence of God
 
It 
proves
the 
talent of God
 
 
Ditto
for 
sunset 
 
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Worthy Of Being Re-Posted

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© PhotoVerio #1077.5
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Sunday, September 20, 2026

PhotoVerio #1077: Brick + Rail

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© Oliverio ©

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However ... A Message For Cyndi Lauper

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If 
Cyndi Lauper 
wants to improve
her dulcimer skills,
I recommend
listening
to
this video 
© Paul Oliverio © 
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Cyndi Lauper on 9/11

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playing 
dulcimer
at the 
9/11
Memorial
was 
a perfect companion
for 
the recital
of
the Victim's
names 
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Third Read Is The Charm

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 The first read of
is
the only one 
to be graded:
 
It was assigned
at the end of
sophomore year
at
but
that conflicted with
three most disturbing words:
 
REQUIRED SUMMER READING
and
—of course—
I did not read it
 
Instead 
I read
—cover-to-cover—
and 
my sister Lynda
read 
select Cliff Notes
to me
while I was on
and
my eyes were closed
 
My grade was
  B+
_______________
_________
 
The second read 
was fifteen years ago
and a page of
30 select quotes
is
still on file
somewhere
in my office
 
How much 
of
the book
did I actually remember?
 
Virtually nil
because
 
© 
If forgetting
was an art,
I'd be Van Gogh
then forget
where my ear was
and cut off
my toe
©  
_______________
_________
 
The third read
was last month:
I read it 
very slowly
and 
carefully:
 
By far,
it was the most
satisfying read
 
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Friday, September 18, 2026

PhotoVerio #1076: Outside My Gate

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 © Oliverio ©
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PhotoVerio #1075: Outside My Window

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© Oliverio ©
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Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Once Again ... Quoting MARK TWAIN

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MARK TWAIN
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9 Or 11 ... Continues Here

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There comes a time
when you're
at the end
of your tether 
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__________
 
 
9 of the last 11 days,
have listened
to
by
 

 
The song
moves me
in ways
didn't think
existed
but
the shock value
herein
is
no one
within
911 feet
of
my residence
has a lower tolerance
of
rap music
than does
Oliverio
__________________
__________

I hope he likes
sad songs,
he's gonna 
hum one
 
 
 
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may have
deleteable
advert 
 
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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

PhotoVerio #1074: Party Animal

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© Oliverio ©

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How I Lost A Valuable "Friend"

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He
 is 
a Long Beach resident 
who taught Math
at the same school
as me
 
He
helped me become
a proud
Starbucks 
junkie
[and a constant reader] 
 
We 
jogged/walked
at least
500 miles
 
 
Discussing 
almost as many
books/authors
 
He 
retired 
fifteen years
after I did 
_____________
________
 
 
We will call 
this "friend" 
X
and the student
who told the story
was 
Y
________
_____
 
X
was 
teaching something
about
but 
found it impossible
to make the students 
understand it 
 
Y
was a former student 
of Oliverio
whose friend
Z
was in that class 
 
 
Z 
suggested a 
"shortcut"
learned 
from Oliverio
 
The entire class 
applauded
louldly
________
_____ 
 
X
has managed
to avoid 
Oliverio
ever since
  
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Neither STOP SIGN Nor SARTRE SEQUEL

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© Oliverio ©
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Sunday, September 13, 2026

Birds Of Paradise On Sunny Goodge Street

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© PhotoVerio #1073.5
 
 
With 
deleteable 
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