It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

The Love Bug

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THE 
UNNATURAL 
HISTORY 
OF 
LOVE 
 
 
Millions of years ago,
 love ran wild
on this daffy globe
of ours.
 
Men were slimy creatures
resembling a louse
or the fellow 
your wife
almost married.
 
Men were called amoebas
until they got money—
and changed their name
to
The First National Bank.
 
 To be frank
(and don't think I won't be)
there was nothing lovable
about the early amoeba.
 
They had no small talk;
their figures were certainly
less attractive than 
those of any financial statement
and they were flat broke.
 
they lacked even spines,
arms, legs, teeth,
and eyes.
 
But they had love. 
***
 
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HOODA HELAMI ... Is Chewing Up The Scenery

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take Dictation
from 
his Imagination
on 
Left-Right Gyration
with
Up-Down Rotation
and 
Thrill or Kill
the Nation
 
Leading 
to 
my
termination
***
 
 
HOODA HELAMI
Alter Ego #142857 
 
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Variation On A Theme #714285

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You never forget
how to ride a bicycle
BUT
you can't remember
the name
of the person
who stole your
***
 
© Hooda Helami ©
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For the first time
in 
the author's name
is in shorthand
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 ___
 
Anyone believing otherwise,
will be hearing from 
our legal representatives
at the firm of
Crooked, Lame & Shyster
 
© 
© 
© 
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Monday, June 1, 2026

Scamella ... Slightly Tilted

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© Oliverio ©
 
 
No other poem
ever got as many
loud guffaws
from the
Jefferson High School
teachers' cafeteria
where 
AT LEAST
twenty people
told me
they had 
never before
heard the word
"Scamella"
BUT
no one 
   laughed
 louder than
 my 
late 
great
       brother-in-law,
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Sunday, May 31, 2026

Keyboard Or Candelabra ... ???

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©PhotoVerio #1037.5
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I Might Be Reduced To Ashes For Posting This

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Sodchild
is defined as 
 
A mentally 
underdeveloped
Christian child
whose 
Baptismal 
representative
is a section
of 
lawn grass
 
© Oliverio © 
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Saturday, May 30, 2026

PhotoVerio #1037: Right Outside My Door

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Foliage
© Oliverio ©
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Friday, May 29, 2026

PhotoVerio #1036: Overlapping

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© Oliverio ©
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IF + THEN Remember When

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When 
every
IF 
and
every
THEN
could 
Logic
naturally
linked them
together
devoid 
of 
artificial 
deception
 
AND
with
  exactly 
one 
intention:
 
Increasing
genuine intelligence
amongst
the masses
with passes
to a 
smarter life 
 
BUT
by that
not happening 
is 
the cost
of
Paradise Lost 
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© Oliverio ©
+
Deleteable Advert  
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Thursday, May 28, 2026

PhotoVerio #1035: A Lot Of Competition

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The rose 
has
a lot of
competition
for
the eye's 
attention
© Oliverio ©
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Laughing OR Crying OR Screaming OR ...

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Humans,
in their 
 never-ending quest
to label or categorize
would use
one of the descriptions
in the title
to give
more meaning
to this rose
 
BUT
—to the rose itself—
descriptions
mean
absolutely nothing
!!!
 
This 
is a sure sign
that roses
are from 
a species
highly superior
to that of
humans 
 ❗❗❗ 
 
 
© Oliverio © 
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I Don't Mean To Brag ... But That's Not True

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This puzzle is 
the New York Times
Spelling Bee
and
—very proudly—
I achieved
83 percent 
GENIUS status
  on this day
without 
 rounding up
because
856/1031
equals
.8302 
 
It happened
sometime last week
 
Unfortunately,
the puzzle
is masterminded
by someone with a
4th-grade
Flunk & Wagnalls
dictionary:
 
He determines
which words
are acceptable
and 
which are not
 
"Hiphop"
is unacceptable
but
"Ratatat"
is
 
Go figure 
 
I provide 
no hyperlink
to the puzzle
because
I do not want
the creator
of this puzzle
to blacklist me
from playing 
the game  
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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Poem By RICHARD BRAUTIGAN

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Perfectly Vertical Satanic Poem

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If
Satan
had 
cancer
that
would
be 
great
 
The 
pain
would
help
reduce
the
world's
surplus
of 
hate
 
© Oliverio © 
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Monday, May 25, 2026

Early Celebration Of FATHER'S DAY

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Two of a Kind
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___
 
 
Five Fingers
+
Crucifix  
© PhotoVerio 1034.5 (2x) © 
 
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From my Father,
I inherited
200 glass blocks
which were moved
from three different
locations
until 
I sold them
to 
 
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