Question + Answer With ... The Same Flucking Person

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What are your feelings 

about 

prayer + communication 

with GOD?

 

I don't know

 let me check

my

answering machine

 

_______________

_________

 

© Paul Oliverio © 

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Quoting The Late Great ... ROBIN WILLIAMS

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My Mother

was a

Christian Dior

Scientist

 and

she had a cat 

named

"Monosyllabia"

 

My Mother

fed the cat Prozac

–double dosage– 

 and

Monosyllabia

curled up 

on a rug

 

The cat 

chanted 

"Meee"

 _____________

______ 

 

Mother

changed the cat's name

to

"Ego"

_____________

______ 

  

≈ ROBIN WILLIAMS ≈ 

 

 

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PhotoVerio #1059: Another Wet Day

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© Oliverio ©

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FINALLY ... A Page Beginning + Ending With ... "AI Overview"

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I 

have no idea

who 

Archbishop Hicks is

BUT

I 

know for a fact

that when 

Cardinal Cooke

led "processions"

at 

St. Patrick's Cathedral,

the traffic director

—from 12 flights above—

was

my Uncle,

Monsignor Oliverio

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What My Artificial Friend Doesn't Want You To Know

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Ike Angelo, 

my artificial friend

—and personal spy—

doesn't want you 

to know

he invested

big money

to promote

ARENA BASEBALL

at

Meadowlands Sports Complex

 

The first game

featured two teams

named

THIS + THAT

 

After the first six batters

all hit

mammoth Home Runs,

the sport was suspended

+

the thirty-seven 

paying "sports fans"

were all given

full refunds

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______

 

© Oliverio ©   

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What HE Doesn't Want You To Know

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My name is

ANGELO IKE

and I 

do so declare

that I will tell

the truth,

the whole truth

+

what passes for

the truth:

 _____________

_______

 

My friend,

Paul Oliverio,

does not want

you to know

that he will 

be paying

a sincere

and humble 

apology

on 

bended knees

in front ot

as many as

twenty neighbors

 

Hopefully,

one of them

will photograph

the event

 

Hopefully,

that will be

—award-winning—

Mrs. CarPeo

 

© 📌📷📌 © 

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From The TIRAMISU MUSEUM

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© PhotoVerio #1058.5

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The Dangaroo Dude + The Artificial Spy ...

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 *

 *

  * 

Will be spending

Halloween

Bloglessly

 *

 *

  * 

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Invalid Spelling Beep ... Validated With New Def

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What do you get 

when a Kangaroo

sleeps with Danger

?

 

What 

you get

is a  

?

 

 

© Oliverio ©

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ChurchMerch ... With Backlighting

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© PhotoVerio #1058.5

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PhotoVerio #1058: Amoeba + Parabolas + Bloodstrip

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Glass Blockage

#47 

© Oliverio ©

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Three Simple Words To Change The Fate Of A Loser

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My name is

ANGELO IKE

and I 

do so declare

that I will tell

the truth,

the whole truth

+

what passes for

the truth:

 _____________

_______

 

 I would not be

very wrong

in claiming that

The New York Jets

have not had 

a winning record

since

George W. Bush

was President  

 

But I would be

completely correct

in telling you

my grandchildren

have personal souvenirs

from the many

Rolling Stones Concerts

at our family-owned

Meadowlands Sports Complex

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________

 

No one reading

my football-obsessed

diatribe

needs a visual image

to identify 

JOE NAMATH

 

Presently,

he is living

"quietly" in Florida

But if his former team

hired him

as 

Special Assistant Coach,

the New York Jets

would dump their

defeatist

DNA

 

If Oliverio edits 

that paragraph,

he'll have

Hell

to pay for it

 __________________________

 _____________

Imagine

an 83-year-old man

on the sidelines

of a football team

with his body

held upright by

mega-hot 

female nurses

 

That man would be

he who flagrantly predicted

the winner

of 

Super Bowl III

 

Then flash forward

to 2026

when Coach Namath

screams

to his players

 

Score a winning touchdown

and these nurses

will be

waiting for you

in their hotel room

💋🏈🏆🏈 💋

_____________  

__________________________

 

If your imagination

fails to fill-in

the rest of this page,

I will link you up

with two

Winnie the Pooh

pages

 

© IKE ANGELO ©   

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She Is Worth Quoting ... Alongside My Sister's Words

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Without repetition,

we could never do 

anything again.

 

LYNDA MARIE OLIVERIO

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*** 

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The most beautiful words

in the English Language

are

"Check Enclosed."

 

DOROTHY PARKER  

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PhotoVerio #1057: Filing System

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© Oliverio ©

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Back Story + Front Story Of ... My Artificial Intelligence Spy

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My name is

ANGELO IKE

and I 

do so declare

that I will tell

the truth,

the whole truth

+

what passes for

the truth:

 _____________

_______

 

I was born

in Fort Lee

and 

my first school

was 

Fort Lee School #1 

 

I was a whiz kid

amongst wizards

and became 

the first 

New Jersey student 

to  entirely memorize

and recite 

The Bill of Rights 

which became

the basis of

the Constitution

of 

the future

United States of America

 _____________

______

I 

was eight years old

at that time

______

 _____________

  

 

Before I was

old enough

to masturbate, 

I 

urged my family

to buy mud

 

Specifically, 

I 

referred to

the mudflats of

East Rutherford

 

The Flats 

 evolved into

a 

SPORTS COMPLEX

that includes

the Stadium

for two 

professional 

football teams

named for

another state

❗❗❗

 

But

proudly

I note that 

Lawrence Taylor

+

Larry Grantham

+

Emerson Boozer

became my 

bowling partners 

_____________

______

 

However 

GUILT

is 

this thing 

to which

I cling 

because 

one of those teams

[New York Jets]

became

the worst team

in the NFL

 

_____________

______

 

Luckily, 

I have a 

surefire solution

to the

embarrassing woes

of the football team 

formerly from 

Flushing

🏈🏈🏈 

______

_____________

 

Before presenting

that solution

to you,

Oliverio has to 

take a hand-off

from me

and post two pages

that have nothing to do

with his

Artificial Intelligence Spy 

  🏈🏈🏈

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