It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, September 5, 2026

One Of MY People

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I am not
the newest Negro
in Long Beach
BUT 

 
 
I have
hundreds of
brothers + sisters
of 
all races 
and creeds  
who smoke
cigarettes
in public
–without shame– 
 
If
that "cigaret"
gives off
marajuana vapors,
the smoker is
no friend of mine
+
I rattle off 
a fistful of prayers
hoping
their next car accident
will not
prove fatal 
 
 

 
 Presently 
on exhibit
at
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There Is No Truth To The Rumor ...

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There is no truth 
to the rumor
that an activist priest
from he Bronx
   inspired 
posted on 
the previous
page
 
BUT
on  more than
one occasion
did
my Uncle
actually 
march
arm-in-arm
with 
Gloria
for 
feminist causes
 
He did this 
despite 
the disapproval 
of his "Boss,"
 
However, 
Oliverio's
nephew
did once once say
The truth will set you free
but only after
you donate some piestas
to the poorhouse 
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© Oliverio © 

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Gloria In Excelcis Deo

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The truth 
will set you free
but first,
it will piss you off
 
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Thursday, September 3, 2026

Three-Fingerd Profanity ... With A Polite Introduction

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Please
subtract
2
© Oliverio ©
 
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Too Many Hands

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???
 Turner Classic Movies
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Double-Handed + Gummed-Up

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© Oliverio ©
 
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Single-Handed

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© Oliverio ©
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Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Kick-Off

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Jefferson High School
1999 

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GOD ... Is Not A Gerund

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Monday, August 31, 2026

Oliverio Poem ... From 1995

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© Oliverio ©

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PhotoVerio #1071: Off-Road

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© Oliverio ©     2016

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Sunday, August 30, 2026

My Last ... And Best ... Dolly Parton Page

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GEHSUNDHEITS ... Upper Case Poetry

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Gesundheits
+
Fahrenheits
Dog Bites
 
On
Hot Nights
Will 
Get You
 
To
Lower
Your
Sights
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© Oliverio ©  
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19-Years-Old + Blasphemous

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This
is
the world-famous
in
Rocky Point 
 
© Oliverio ©

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FINALLY ... Universal Agreement With The President

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In deference
to 
the passing
of
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