It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

CAT E. CLISM Has Granted Permission To Write This Page

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resembles a divining rod
capable of splitting
the earth
into 28 pieces
of equal volume
 
Each of these pieces
is then stripped
of one dimension
then converted 
into 
a grade school book entitled
UNIVERSAL UNDERSTANDING
OF THE UNIVERSE 
 
Unfortunately,
the first order of business
has nothing to do with
this "Social Ambassador's"
exclusive access
to a Super Bowl commercial:
 
The next page MUST
provide a disclaimer
for using 
the word "hate"
in the title 
of the previous page:
 
See You There 
 +
Thank you Ms. Clism
for allowing me
to conclude this page with
 
© Oliverio © 
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Tuesday, February 3, 2026

A Novelist I Hate ... With Ethnic Justification

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If 
you read 
a specific 
 ten-page chapter
of this "novel"
you would be 
mind-numbingly awestruck
by the dealy behavior
of Italian street gangs
in the Bronx
 
You could easily 
repeat that process
with a much shorter chapter
 
Virtually
everyone in the novel
is from one
of three generations
of Italians
and 
ALL of them
speak in the most imitated dialect
that does not involve 
black folk
 
My birthplace
—Hunts Point—
 is mentioned 
on the third page
 and possibly
someone three blocks away
heard me screech
with delight
 while reading that page
at 3AM on my 
smoke/coffee-stained patio
 
I know the fuh-getabout-it
speech pattern 
more than I care to admit
and I began life as
a third-generation
full-blooded
Italian,
rarely spending a Sunday
with less than
ten family  members
and half as many bowls
of delicious pasta
to feed us
 
YET 
only one
of eleven members
of the middle generation 
duplicated 
that immigrant dialect
as opposed to
other siblings
[Aunt Kay/Aunt Jean]
being mothers of 
 a paternal cousin
who introduced me to
Ernest Hemingway
+
a maternal cousin
who introduced me to 
Catcher In The Rye
 
One on those cousins
became a very successful
Long Island dentist
and the other
is best remembered
as being verbally assaulted 
by Ted Koppel:
my cousin Richard 
was the public face
of something called 
 
There is no link for the dentist
because he is alive and well
and still painfully refusing 
to correspond with me 
  
But the reason I hate
—author of The Wanderers—
is because that book
reads as-if
all Italian-Americans
have no choice
but to become
murderers, thieves or prostitutes

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The two "chapters" mentioned
at the top of this page
are legitimately known as
while the rest of 
The Wanderers
is the conjunction of
steaming bowls
of spaghetti & meatballs
BUT
the book 
sold enough copies
for the author
to presently live 
in a five-storey 
estate
overlooking
the East River
 
—Undeniably—
became 
a successful movie   
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______________
 
Considering 
authored words
as give-and-take,
2 good vignettes
does not
a novel make
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© Oliverio © 
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Explaining The Significant Absence Of COMMENTS

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Regarding my 
"exclusive access"
to 
I am dealing with someone
code-named 
Cat-e-Clism
—based in San Pedro—
and 
she presently 
has assumed
a greater degree
of control 
   over this blog 
than anyone but me
has ever had
 
Cat-e-clism 
is disallowing comments
until further notice
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🏉🏉??🏉🏉   
 
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Midway Through My 4th Street Power-Walk ... I Shot Her

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 Muralist Unknown
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Bullets With Disclaimer ... Number Three

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The world is your oyster
if you are not allergic
to fish
 
 
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Monday, February 2, 2026

Bullets With Disclaimers ... Number Two

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Church is 
a conversion system
where SIN converts to 
money deposited 
in a straw basket

BUT 
the comfort 
they can give
to people 
is enough 
to 
fill the heavens 
 
 
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Friday, January 30, 2026

Bullets With Disclaimers ... Number One

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If 
you cannot 
take criticism
 
Then 
you should not take
 
Unless 
they are created 
by
Artificial Intelligensia
***
 

 

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Thursday, January 29, 2026

10 Days Before SUPERBOWL LX = An I.I.R. Exclusive

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The
Institute of Inane Results 
has determined that McDonalds 
+ Host City 
 [San Francisco] 
are staging 
a half-time celebration
with 
Absolute-Zero
public knowledge 
 
PLEASE NOTE:
6 days after the game
marks the beginning
of 
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____
 

 
 The privileged secret
given to Oliverio
exists only because
I am an
Uber-Social Ambassador
of 
downtown Long Beach
 
HOWEVER,
the McDonald's Representative
I am working with
is disallowing me from
(1) using a company photo
better than the dubious one posted
(2) not allowing me
to complete this page
until tomorrow 
other than to say
it involves 
20 NFL Hall of Famers
representing
20 different teams
 
To Be Continued 
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Hawaiian RAP MUSIC By A White Boy From Mississippi

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PhotoVerio #989: California Newbie

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With sunlight 
in her hair
+
her heart
© Oliverio ©            2016       
 
 
She became 
a legal California 
resident
one week before
this picture was taken
 
She became
the legal "Co-author"
of this blog
one week after
this picture was taken  
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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

A Criminal Offense + Long Overdue Post

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The image above
will naturally be 
enlarged below
because
that is a bylaw of
The Blogiverio Kingdom
 
But
the "Criminal Offence"
involved posting 
my Uncle Preston's image
without completing
the daily
NY Times Sudoku puzzle
before doing so
 
I am 100 percent certain
that has never happened before
 
However,
the Artificial Intelligensia Factor 
may reduce that percentage
significantly
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_________ 
 

Uncle Preston
is seated on 
the viewer's left
with his second wife,
"Aunt Caroline" 
gleefully smiling
in front of him
  
Like a gazillion couples
on Planet Earth,
they met in recovery 
 
 
The message to my Uncle
is this:
 
I love you more than 
numbers can count 
and 
THANK YOU 
 for successfully 
including me
in your will
 
But your first wife 
—my mother's sister—
AUNT BETTY
was responsible
for the other
successful inheritance
 
 
 She is also responsible
for 37 per cent
of the irregularities
in my personalities 
and is no stranger
to these pages 
 
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© Paul Oliverio © 
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Monday, January 26, 2026

MARGARET ATWOOD Poem = The First Verses + Link

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*** 
A Visit
 
Gone are the days
when you could walk on water.
when you could walk.
 
The days are gone.
Only one day remains.
The one you're in.
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POETRY ... Inspired By The New York Times

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The
suave and fated freak
was never meek
—loudly—
did he speak
—non-stop— 
until 
he met
HER
 
Then 
he froze instantly:
inspiring the statue
of 
Geek
***
 
© Paul Oliverio ©
 
 

Inspired by 
1/26/26 Wordle
with 
my three-step solution
being the second line
above 
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Sunday, January 25, 2026

Ask Your Doctor ...

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Ask your doctor
where he (she)
attended 
Medical School
 
When they say 
"MIAI"
 
You ask what 
the initials are for
and they tell you 

Medical Institute
of
Artificial Intelligence
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__________ 
______ 
 
We are constantly 
reminded
of the invaluable need
for 
artificial intelligence
 
But 
 no one nowhere
knew 
they had their own 
medical school
 
However, 
it is easier and safer 
to be a believer
_____
__________ 
______ 
 
THEN
ask this doctor
to describe the 
newest and boldest
advance in modern medicine
 
If 
he/she
does not say
minimazation of
malpractice suits,
that doctor 
is skirting pure fact
 
His or her allegiance to
the Hypocratic oath
of 
artificial intelligence
legally justifies
making statements
with 37 percent
[or less] 
actual truth
 
All doctors refusing
to sign that
hippocratic oath
are now
[or soon to be]
living luxuriously
in Poynesia
or Puerto Rico 
***
 
© Hooda Helami ©
Alter Ego #142857 
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PhotoVerio #988: In The Yellow Doghouse

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© Oliverio ©
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