It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, September 13, 2026

Birds Of Paradise On Sunny Goodge Street

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© PhotoVerio #1073.5
 
 
With 
deleteable 
advert  
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Formerly Known As Jefferon High School In Los Angeles

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Never
—in its treasured history—
was there  a  student
more beautiful
than 
She passed away 61 years ago, this week 
 
 
The school
is presently known as
BOONDOGGLE
High School
where a select few
are getting wealthier
with every breath
but
student math scores
are less than
ten percent 
 
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Twenty-Three Mormons ... Add Your Own Visual

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23 Mormons
in 
large parking lot
 
were flexing 
their 
door-knocking skills
on random
car windows
 
Often,
profanity 
—or semi-naked teenagers–
greeted
this nuisance squad
 
But
one of the 
Mormon leaders
had overdosed
on
Milk of Magnesia
 
Instead of
"Repent," 
 
  this Mormon 
 told people to 
"Repaint"
:::
"Repaint"
 :::
"Repaint"
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_____ 
 
The following week,
HOME DEPOT
offered  Mormons
20 Percent discount 
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© Oliverio © 
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Saturday, September 12, 2026

9 or 11

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The solemn recital
naming each 
World Trade Center
casualty
is 
that extremely rare event
in 
USA history
that 
is
undeniably
beautiful
 
But
that would not 
be the case
if
the annual event
were produced by 
the Disney Company
 
because 
then
:::
all the names 
 recited
would sound 
Goofy 
 
© Oliverio ©
 
 
To 
Be 
Continued 
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Thursday, September 10, 2026

My Last Taste Of Marajuana

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*** 
 
 
is 
the only day 
in history
to be 
remembered
as
a fraction
 
Tomorrow
is
also 
the 25th Anniversary
of the first day
of
World War Three
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_______
 
Twenty-five years ago
today
[September 10, 2001] 
I
said goodbye
to getting
high
on 
chemical
substance
with the rare
exception
of
consuming 
or
one of its
alcoholic
companions
 
Stupidly
or
stupider,
we refuse
to acknowledge
the 
Third World War
because
it defies 
the formatting
of 
its  
predecessors
 
Al Queda
—the engineers of 9/11—
is 
much too 
funny sounding
of a name
to engineer
a World War
but that is exactly 
what they did
+
they got cousins 
by the dozens 
 
 
 
HOWEVER
one of my 
lifelong friends
who 
made a gazillion dollars
as a landscaper 
now 
grows it
in 
Upstate New York
and 
I would love to sample 
his wares
BUT
aside from being
madly in love
with 
Mr. Marajuana
[a/k/a Bill Maher]
Mrs. CarPeo
despises
everything 
it represents
and I am terrified
of
how 
I'd react to her
by going
puff puff
in 2026 
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2 Roses = 2 Fisheyes

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©  PhotoVerio #1073.5  ©
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Wednesday, September 9, 2026

The Wright Stuff

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W
R
I
G
H
T 
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My Girls Sitting Down ... But The Most Impotant One Is Missing

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Seated
on the floor
—wearing a white hoodie—
is
SHAMIKA BRYANT
 
and 
here she is
—full frontal— 
as photographed by
her 
Yearbook Advisor 
(Oliverio)
This 
photo
is
important
enough
to be
immortalized
on 
the homepage
of 
my 
MacBook Pro
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OMG ... Is He Doing Another McDonald's Page?

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This is
a photograph
of 
Dominic + Marie 
Lusurdo
 
They 
are the parents 
of
Donnie Lusurdo,
arguably
the funniest person
I ever knew
 
Donnie had polio
and
 was virtually
immobile
without 
crutches

BUT
he 
could swim
in the wonderful waters
of 
—with a companion— 
 
swam with him
but
nearly died
from laughing 
so hard
 
© Oliverio ©

Moments before
this picture was taken, 
had 
chauffeured
—the Mayor of Rocky Point—
from church
to her 
Sunday
sip + chat
with
the parents
of
someone
who died
much 
too 
soon
 
Jean Maddalena
was my Mother's
older sister 
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Tuesday, September 8, 2026

PhotoVerio #1073: Folding DNA

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© Oliverio ©

 

I would like to thank

my friend

Peter Galasso

for titling this page  

 
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PhotoVerio #1072: Sidewalk Sunrise

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© Oliverio ©  

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Monday, September 7, 2026

You Cannot Stop The Sunrise

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© Oliverio ©
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My Girls ... Sitting Down

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If 
I can show them
can show them
sitting down 
© Oliverio ©
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Sunday, September 6, 2026

Question Everything + Get ... Answers For Everything

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Anyone
who 
questions
everything
will get 
answers for
every question 

BUT 
the 
correspondence 
between 
question
+
correct answer 
will be
significantly
less than
100 %
accurate 

However,
 Artificial Intelligence
will easily
lead you 
to think 
otherwise:
 
Enabling 
anyone
to believe
they have
more 
intelligence
than actually
exists
 
© Oliverio © 
   
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STAMPED ... With Flower-Chested Facial Image

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Then
laid to rest 
***
in 
bed 
of
PhotoVerios 
© Oliverio ©
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