It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

What Did I Know And When Did I Know It?

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In 1967,
I knew who 
"em Booze"
was
 
It was a Sunday morning
when my Father
drove me to Willets Point
 
He gave me $40
and said
Let's go Jets
 
This was to be 
the only football game
I attended at Shea Stadium
 
Joe Namath
Matt Snell, and Larry Grantham 
were the team leaders
 
But the star of this game was
who would lead the league 
in touchdowns
that year
 
There is no memory of
anyone chanting "BOOZE"
to acknowledge him
 
But 
I had a general admission ticket
and 
there were shouts of
Sock It To Me 
from black men
who also had
general admission 
tickets
 
At the end of the following season,
 
That following year,
one of the funniest shows
in the history of network television 
premiered:
 
made the phrase
Sock It To ME
universally famous
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Monday, March 2, 2026

PhotoVerio #1005: Midnight Songbird Outside My Door

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© Oliverio ©

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All Letters Praising The President ...

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 All letters 
praising the President
must be addressed
to this box
© PhotoVerio #1004.5

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PhotoVerio #1004: Veiled Woman

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© Oliverio ©
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Sunday, March 1, 2026

PhotoVerio #1003: Turntable

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© Oliverio ©
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So Glad That February Is Over ... !!!

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February 
was a trying month
and 
I am about to go
on trial
for crimes
I may have
—or may not have—
commit
 
But
nothing more about that
until TUESDAY
 
I need a day of rest today
and will do
nothing more than
post some
of 
my photographs
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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Booze Will Be The Ultimate Judge ... !!!

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The three judges
determining 
my guilt or innocence
will not be wearing
black robes
 
They will
—however—
be wearing
black masks
 
Contrary to the implications
of the title,
alcohol has nothing to do 
with my case:
 
The code name
of the chief Justice 
is
emBooze
 
His associate justices 
are
LT and elMann
 
And
I could not be happier
with this information
 
TO BE CONTINUED  
***
 
© Oliverio © 
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For Crimes I May Have OR May Not Have Commit

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For crimes I may have
OR
may not have commit
 
I must do something
about it
 
Being tried at
The Court Of
The Elephantine Ego
 
Where they do know
things about me
I fail to know
***
 
© Oliverio © 
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Thursday, February 26, 2026

Three Pages About Jefferson High School In Los Angeles

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(1)
is a high-energy
and multi-talented band
with a well-deserved
global following
 
The band leader is
 
He had been
the music teacher
at Jefferson
AND
the music director
for "donut concerts"
staged by yours truly
 
Randall + two of his students
performed in 
some of those concerts
 
My hand is included in
the photo above
to show how desperate
I am to hear from
my friend 
and colleague
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(2)
There is a new building
under construction 
in the middle
of the campus

I will only say
the following
about it:
 
The last time
I was there,
a Latino security guard
—with very limited English—
spoke one word perfectly
in English 
when he pointed out
this building and said

The construction
has been ongoing
for five years
and is nowhere near
completion  
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(3)
 The best Jefferson
student photo
I've ever taken
portrays a choreographer:
SHAMIKA BRYANT
 
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Bullet #225: Little And Big Money

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There is little money
available to 
school teachers
but
there is big money
available for
developing theories about  
how to teach 
   school children    
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is 
the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Many Years Before Jimi Raft Became My Psychoanalyst


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© 
I hate my job.
The only reason I work
is so I can afford
to tell a psychiatrist
how much 
I hate my job.
 ©
 

 
I declined Jim's $25 offer because of HER
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PhotoVerio #1002: Elevated Bike Lane

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Sunday, February 22, 2026

I May Risk Losing My Court Case For This But ...

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Before anyone accuses me of VOODOO ... 

 

Someone who died on February 21st

is listed on an Obituary Page for February 20th. 

 

When a father has taken his 11-year-old son

to a 1960 World Series game but 

—years later—the latter

wrote the following poem:

 

If forgetting were an art

I'd be Van Gogh

and forget where

my ear was

and cut off my toe

 

The two of us attended nearly a dozen games

at Yankee Stadium and I have blogged 

the beJesus out of most of them:

ALL of those games

were prior to 1971

when the boy became

an adult orphan! 

 

Since that time,

I may have claimed to have attended

the 7th Game of the 1960 World Series

 

That is an utter impossibility

because BILL MAZEROSKI

of the Pittsburgh Pirates

could never have hit 

the only Walk-Off Home Run

in the history of professional sports

in the United States of America

 

He proceeded to do exactly that

but in Pittsburgh

—Not the Bronx— 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

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Saturday, February 21, 2026

PhotoVerio #1001: 5 Minutes Before Very Wet Sunrise

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© Oliverio ©                       2/18/26 
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Eyesight To The Blind

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© PhotoVerio #999.5 ©

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Video has 

deleteable advert 

AND

photo is 

the other Sonny Boy  

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