It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, January 31, 2020

Three Of A Kind ... A Bird Named KOBE GIANNA

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© Oliverio

Birds of Paradise

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Footnote
The next page in
this series
is here

BUT
no more
"... of a kind"
pages will be
linked together

The next reference
to KOBE GIANNA
is  there
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Thursday, January 30, 2020

KOBE BRYANT ... Where And How He Announced His Retirement

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A Tribute to KOBE by Derek Jeter

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Footnotes
This is how and where
KOBE BRYANT announced his retirement

This photograph of KOBE
was taken by
Gary Friedman

A dedication to
KOBE and GIANNA
is  here  
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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

To Make A Quatrain ... Number Four

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To make a quatrain
I knock on a wooden door

Better to eat pork
than to be poor

 ***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page in this series
is  here
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Three

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To make a quatrain
I thought of midnight love

The cloak of darkness
fits me like a glove

***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page in this series
is  here
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Tuesday, January 28, 2020

KOBE BRYANT ... Riposare In Pace

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All the fingers and toes
of everyone in the United States
would be necessary to count
how many people learned something
from KOBE BRYANT

But if this full-blooded 
Bronx-born Italian boy
could have attended
one of KOBE's academies,
I would have wanted to learn
more about Italian culture and language

I am embarrassed to admit
I had to go to Google-translate
to subtitle this page

The caption below
is a quote from
KOBE BRYANT

"My story began in this town"

The next KOBE page
is  here 
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KOBE BRYANT ... Rest In Peace

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Bill Plaschke

Please click  here
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Monday, January 27, 2020

The Addtractiplivision Of LOVE

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How quickly a young man's senses 
assemble and assimilate 
the data that is really 
relevant!

Without seeming even to look in her direction,
he had performed the most amazing feat
of lightning calculation known 
to the human faculties. 

He had added up all the young ladies
of his acquaintance, and found 
the sum total less than 
the girl before him. 

He had subtracted the new phenomenon
from the universe as he knew it, 
including the solar system 
and the advertising business, 
and found the remainder 
a minus quantity. 

He had multiplied the contents of his intellect 
by a factor he had no reason to assume "constant," 
and was startled at what teachers call (I believe) 
the "product." 

And he had divided what was in 
the left-hand armchair into his own career, 
and found no room for a quotient. 

All of which transpired in the length of time 
necessary for Roger to push forward 
another chair.
***

The Haunted Bookshop 


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Footnote
ADDTRACTIPLIVISION
is the copyrighted name
of a workbook I was commissioned
to write in 1986
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number 2

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To make a quatrain
This is what I did

To give a marriage legs,
Have a kid


***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page in this series
is  here
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A Novel Memorial (Comic Relief #3017)

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P.C. Vey

w/ Conde Nast watermark
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Three Of A Kind #4

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© Oliverio (3x)
Root, Rot, and Foliage


The next page
in this series
is  here
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Thursday, January 23, 2020

To Make A Quatrain ... Number 1

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To make a quatrain
This is what I've got

Pain is universal
Suffering is not

***

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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page in this series
is  here
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Tuesday, January 21, 2020

I Don't Know Its Proper Name But I Have A Punchline ... #285714

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© Oliverio
***

 
The next page
in this series
is TBD 
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I Don't Know Its Proper Name But I Have A Punchline ... #142857

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© Oliverio 
***

 ***

   
 The next page in this series is here  
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Monday, January 20, 2020

Photoverio #410: Cloudscape With Palm Trees

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© Oliverio
Calmistry
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Photoverio #409: Street Lighting

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© Oliverio
Retro Row, 6AM
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DaVinci Coding: Il Miglior Cibo A Long Beach

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When a Bronx-born Italian boy
finds a five-star Italian Restaurant
three thousand miles from New York,
life is good

La Tarentella
2120 E.4th St
Long Beach

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Footnote
Translated from Italian,
""Il miglior cibo a Long Beach"
means
"The best food in Long Beach"
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Sunday, January 19, 2020

Photoverio #408: Sand Dancers

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© Oliverio
Natural Sand Sculpture
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Photoverio # 407: Sandbag With Personality

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© Oliverio
Shoreline Beach Art
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Friday, January 17, 2020

The 138th Bullet: The Four Words Are Biblical And Motown Funky

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In a romantic setting,
when man or woman
boy or girl
first says
I LOVE YOU
it is as much a declaration

And that question is

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Footnote
THE 137th BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

The second hyperlink is prefaced
by an advert which is
deleteable after five seconds
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Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Quoting A Scott Fitzgerald Short Story

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He did not believe in actresses' grief.
They have other pre-occupations.
They are beautiful rose-gold figures
blown full of life
by writers and directors.

After hours they sit around and talk
in whispers and giggle innuendos,
and the ends of many adventures
flow through them.
***

Crazy Sunday 

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Footnote
The next GoFather/Fitzgerald page
is  here
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Profile With Stained Glass From Tony's Place

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"Paula O."
Intersecting with
Stations of the Cross

The intersector
is also a Church bagman 
Church usher 
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Monday, January 13, 2020

Revisited Cloudscape: Vonnegut, Andy's Gang, Clorox, + Route 66

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© Oliverio

This photograph was taken
in  Kingman, Arizona 
adjacent to
Historic Route 66 

That stretch of the highway
is named for  Andy Devine,
a very recognizable actor
from yesteryear

But I best knew him
as the host of
my favorite Saturday morning
kids' show:
Andy's Gang 

In the upper-left quadrant
of the image,
there is a cloud profile
of  Kurt Vonnegut 

Why Clorox?
All color has been bleached
from the original image,
taken in 2015

Vonnegut's influence on me
is impossible to measure

So be it
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Self-Portrait For Miles Davis With TGDMWS

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with
Too GodDamn Many
White Spots

© Oliverio

Miles Davis video
opens with deletable advert
(after five seconds)

There may be more
self-portrait pages
but I am not vain enough
to link them together 

HOWEVER
all things related to vanity
are subject to change 
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Rorschach Leaf With TGDMWS

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Leaf impaled with Snoopy
+
George Washington
crossing the Delaware
with
Too GodDamn Many White Spots
© Oliverio

The next
GoFather/Rorschach
page is  here
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Sunday, January 12, 2020

When Dr. Rorschach Was A Shop Teacher

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His T.A. was BARKY McDUCK

© Oliverio

BARKY McDUCK
and his Wood Shavings

The next page
in the Rorschach series
is  here
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Revisionist History ... Must Reading #428571

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Written by Dana Goldstein
Designed by Adrianna Ramic 

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Footnotes
The next page
in this series
is  here

This article is from
The New York Times

It behooves Mr. Behooverio
to note that revisionist history
is the Godsend
of the publishing industry
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Saturday, January 11, 2020

A Quote About The Imperial Use Of Distractions In The USA

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You cannot control your population
by force but it can be
distracted by consumption
***


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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

The 137th Bullet: Idiomatic

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If you cannot admit
to ever having made an idiotic blunder,
you cannot claim to have
a higher intelligence.
 
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Footnote
THE 137th BULLET
is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
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Monday, January 6, 2020

Symbolically Representing a Name That Rhymes With Dump

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Remember how
Frosty found that magic hat
And dances around miraculously?
Now here's another song
about a snowman
Played in a minor key
***
***

© JACK McCARTHY


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Footnotes
If there is a better Christmas fable
about the name that rhymes
with DUMP,
I will eat yellow snow

Please please please:
listen carefully to the lyrics
because next Xmas,
Richie the Yellow Snowman
will be a sing-along.

The next
GoFather/Trump page
is  here
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Sunday, January 5, 2020

Lagoonacy ... Reflective Rotation Of The Colorado Lagoon

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© Oliverio
Totem


a/k/a
Photoverio 366.5
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Friday, January 3, 2020

Dump Trump Dump Trump ... Repeat 10x ... (Comic Relief #3043)

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Mike Luckovich

The next
GoFather/Trump page
is  TBD
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Nerd Soccer ... Must Reading #285714

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Astrophysicists, engineers, biologists and more
play in what they proudly call the Nerd League
Kevin Baxter

Photographer =  Wally Skalij

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Footnotes
This article is from
The Los Angeles Times

The next page in this series
is  here
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Madonna Enlarged + Actual Size

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I have no idea
what the words en  espanol mean
but I like the image images
So does Lincoln!
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Photoverio #406 : Palmistry With Crossbow

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© Oliverio
Trompe L'oeil
Under Construction 
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Thursday, January 2, 2020

Only YOU Can Stop Dystopia ... Must Reading #142857

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It Won't Be Easy

Farhad Manjoo
Opinion Columnist


Photographer =  Yara Nardi

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Footnotes
This article is from
The New York Times

The next page in this series
is  here
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