It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, June 22, 2026

PhotoVerio #1047: Foliage On Fire

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© Oliverio ©
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PhotoVerio #1046: Double Vision

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Nature's
Wheel of Wonder
© Oliverio ©
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Should Have Been Posted Yesterday

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Sunday, June 21, 2026

Happy Father's Day

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 
To 
all 
Fathers
—living and dead—
especially
the one
who lives
in my
head 
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Saturday, June 20, 2026

Fresh Coat Of Paint

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Latex Not Latte 
© PhotoVerio #1045.5

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Friday, June 19, 2026

PhotoVerio #1045: Pajama Stretch

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Exercise 
recommended 
by
Napaholics Anonymous
(N.A.)
 
© Oliverio ©
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Why I Love The Long Beach Jetty ... As Is

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I love the LBJ
as is
with its
bird droppings
and
Graffiti 

Why do I love
the Graffiti?
 
Because
without 
South-Central
Los Angeles,
my life would have
no definition
 
THEREFORE
dedicate this page
to my homies,
the 37th Street Grapes
 
BUT 
provide no link
because
police might 
then
come knocking
on my door
 
© PhotoVerio #1044.5
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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Patient Gives Advice To His Psychoanalyst

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Doctor Raft
 
I am deeply
impressed
with your photographs
of
THE BIG SKY
and 
your new home
in Montana 
after 
abandoning
a lifetime 
of sunshine
in Florida
with 
 its 1001
tennis courts
 
But
what impressed me 
more
were photographs
of you
wading
in the water,
fishing for trout
 
THEREFORE
I demand
you read
the book
I have sent 
you
 
There are authors
to satisfy
every
literary
(or non-literary)
taste
people may have
 
BUT
only one author
can be recommended
to people
who 
[for justifiable reasons]
no longer read
books
 _____________
_________
 
is not
at the head
(or foot)
of the table
peopled by
the greatest writers
throughout history
 
Richard's imagination
is
under that table
tickling everyone
seated above
while they attempt
to do so 
with a straight
face,
suppressing 
laughter/tears/profundity
they 
didn't know existed
 
 
Enjoy  the gift
 
  
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If She Were A Football Field ...

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If 
she were
a
football field 
There would be
a
big pile-up
at
mid-field

 
Artist = To be Determined
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PhotoVerio #1044: I Wish I Were A Tree

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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

PhotoVerio #1043: And the Answer Is NO

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Parade Route
for
 
© Oliverio ©

Do I wish I were there?
 
Absolutely Not
 
The Knicks are here
in my heart
and soul celebrating
—over and over— 
every minute
of 
their championship
and extraordinary
team unity 
 
There is no way
I want 
to get 
ensnarled
anywhere in 
Manhattan
or
any of 
the five 
boroughs  

 
 
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Photograph by Jack McCarthy

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If 
knew
I was 
posting this picture,
he 
would be pissed
BUT
only
 because
 
it is from the days
when he was
a fall down,
nasty
Irish drunk
 
And 
the video has
a deleteable advert 


As for me,  all I needed was ... a little rest
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This Is Mike Brown ...

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This 
is
Mike Brown
who was 
my stepson 
He 
is not to be 
confused
with
Coach of
the New York Knicks
___
 
The latter
is being paraded
in 
New York City 
tomorrow 
because
the Knicks
are 
World Champions
 
The other Mike Brown
may be anywhere
on this earth
—or elsewhere—
 
I was only 
his stepfather
for three years
because his mother
was too smart
for it to last 
any longer
________
______
___ 
BUT
a quick story 
about
the young man
—visiting from Florida—
when this picture 
was taken 
 
We took him to
La Jolla Art Museum:
 
He ran across the lobby
shouting
"There's Robert!"
 
He was referring 
not 
to a human being
but to a piece of art
created by
 
At that time, 
Mike Brown's
"job"
was being 
a studio assistant
to Rauschenberg
 
Before the divorce
was finalized,
the last I heard
about her son,
Rauschenberg
was 
interested in
Michael's 
creative 
hammering
of 
copper plating
around existing 
objects 
 

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__________ 
 
 
 
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Tuesday, June 16, 2026

PhotoVerio #1042: Red Light White Light

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© Oliverio ©

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Monday, June 15, 2026

The Most Disturbing Thing About Artificial Intelligence

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The most disturbing thing
 about 
Artificial Intelligence
is 
the equal number
of 
scientists & criminals
who 
profit
profusely
and creatively 
from its
existence
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© Oliverio ©
 
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If He Ain't A Poet ... Nobody Is

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MATT FLEGENHEIMER
 

 

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Sunday, June 14, 2026

PhotoVerio #1041: If This Image Could Talk

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How long
do I have 
to hold 
this pose?
 
© Oliverio

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Even Mrs. CarPeo ... Celebrated The Knicks' Victory

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Mrs. CarPeo
cares as much about 
professional team sports
as 
cared about 
pogo sticks
BUT
was so incendiary
and infectious,
her survival
required
she become
 a fan
 
THEREFORE
she extends this 
invitation
  to a player
on 
their playoff roster:
 
Come taste my
award-winning
broccoli parmesan
dinner
 
Location of 
the festive meal 
"to be determined"
  
HOWEVER:
if the dinner recipient
happens to be
she'd 
prefer the dining 
to be done 
in a hotel
hundreds of miles
away from
Mr. CarPeo  
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Saturday, June 13, 2026

There's A Starbucks Where The Starbucks Used To Be

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+
deleteable
advert  
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PhotoVerio #1040: Double Vision

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© Oliverio ©
 
_______________
_____
 
IF
New York City
Sanitation 
has 
one and only one
licensed 
waste management company,
they are light years 
ahead of Long Beach
[CA] 
  which has 
 at least six 
 most of which
could give a fart's ass
about 
my 
saddening
every resident 
  of San Antonio   
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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Immortal Words Of An NBA Champion

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Karl Anthony Towns
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PhotoVerio #1039: Loving The Handicap

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can drive
anywhere
and 
park wherever
I choose
because
now qualify
for the
Handicapped
Parking Space
© Oliverio ©

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When The Young ...

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When the young
diss the old,
compare the two
to
hot and cold
 
Why should I
be nice
to my grandparents?
 
They're poor
and won't leave me
a penny in their will.
 
I hate it
when they talk about
the good old days
 
Just give me things
that are 
*new and sparkling*
 
 
*code for overpriced*
 
If it happened 
before yesterday,
how can it be 
important tomorrow?
______________
________
 

Now
look behind the curtain,
in the distance
is a boogie-woogie
dance
that translates
to 
what the young 
are
actually
saying:
  
We are guaranteeing
the world that
We are more stupid
than any generation
before us
 
© Oliverio © 
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Not Quite To Be Or Not To Be

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To Watch or Not to Watch
was the question
so 
I raised my hand
and said
 
"Teacher,
can I just glance
at the score
on my phone
before answering
that question?"
 
She said yes
and within 
ten minutes of play,
I thought I read
the score wrong
because the Knicks
were being barbecued
and the Spurs
spat out
the pieces
***
***
 
Halftime deficit = 26 points
 
All I Wanna Do
is attend a pleasant
Suicide Party
 
Therefore,
I did Sudoku puzzles
and 
cursed the Universe
but 
after the 19th puzzle,
 boredom demanded
I take a look at the score 
and
—shockingly—
  my Knicks were 
un-barbecued
and about to snort
some miracle juice
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Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Holy Trinity

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L to R
 
Namesake
Godmother
"HoF" Drinking Buddy

a/k/a
 
Paul Oliverio
Kay O. Kampe
 Tony Oliverio
 
She is elder sister of both
Uncle Tony 
was drinking buddy
 of Joe Torre

 
Uncle Paul 
had three "chairs"
named for him
at AA meetings
on 
Long Island
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