It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, June 30, 2026

The Oscar Awarded For A Fourteen-Syllable Guided Missile ...

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Always forgive your enemies
Nothing annoys them more
 
OSCAR WILDE
 
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Rest In Peace, David Hockney

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David Hockney
 
+
THANK YOU
for allowing
two
"complete strangers"
to 
swim in 
your 
South Hampton 
pool
many years ago 
 
We both swam naked
but it was cool:
 
The strangers
were
trucker's assistant
[Bronx-born me]
and
Eddie "Bruiser" Robinson
from 
Bedford Stuyvesant
 
We delivered 
heart-shaped 
king-sized bed
 
While 
the strangers
swam,
no one else
was in the pool
 
Everyone else
gawked at 
Eddie's
mega-ton penis
while I 
swam 
ten luxurious laps
invisibly
around 
your pool
 
 
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© Oliverio © 

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You Never Forget How To Ride A Bicycle

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You never 
forget 
how to  
ride a bicycle
 
But
if you are
an artist
you never forget
how to create
art
© Carol Ann Robson ©
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_____

Also known as
Mrs. Carpeo 
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Sunday, June 28, 2026

The Problem I Have With These Flocking Authors

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This slightly titled
book cover
describes 
brilliant novel
requiring
a review
superior
to anything
Oliverio
could write 
 

 
This is the third 
novel 
written by 
a black author
I didn't know existed
until
six weeks ago
 
 would never 
be mistaken
for
Chester Himes,
James Baldwin,
:::
:::
:::
or
my
life-long
GodFather, 
 
May your dreams
be deferred
but 
I am keeping
my 
hyperlinking
to a bare 
minimum 
 
BUT
the title above
refers to a
"Problem"
I have 
with authors 
such as 
Mr. Cosby:
 
If 
anyone 
of any relevance
to Oliverio 
is anywhere
on our
350+
Spectrum Cable
Package,
Mrs. CarPeo
will 
definitely
know
where to find
him/her
 
But she's found
zero appearances
of 
S.A. Cosby
 _________
_____
 
My paranoia
is wearing
high-heel
sneakers
when I think
the reason for this
might have to do
with 
the 
worldwide media
being fearful
that appearances
by someone else
named 
COSBY
 
might be
Huxtabled
back 
into our
collective
consciousness
❗❗❗ 

 
© Oliverio © 
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Friday, June 26, 2026

Cat + Matchbox + Isosceles Triangle = This

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Exactly What I Was Thinking

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© Oliverio ©
 
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PhotoVerio #1049: Erection

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© Oliverio ©
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Presenting An Oscar

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There are only two tragedies in life:
One is not getting what you want.
The other is getting it.
 
OSCAR WILDE
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Thursday, June 25, 2026

Photographed By My Psychoanalyst

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The Big Sky 
© James Raft ©

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The Timeless Genius Of GROUCHO MARX

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Groucho sings at 21:20 of video


Video has 
deleteable
advert 
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PhotoVerio #1048: Tear-Stained Window

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The tears 
are for
Photographic
Limitations
 of the 
two pages
flanking 
this one 

© Oliverio © 

 

 But

that is due 

to the 

Timeless Genius

of 

Groucho Marx

+

my new fetish

for the word

Arboreal 

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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Nikki Noir's Treetop Haircut

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*** 
© PhotoVerio #1047.5
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Hooda Helami Couldn't Agree More ... Explaining Why

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The opposite of love
is not  hate,
  it is apathy
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King Of Ashes
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Hate 
is 
love's
constant 
companion
____
 
© Hooda Helami ©
Alter Ego #142857  
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Monday, June 22, 2026

PhotoVerio #1047: Foliage On Fire

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© Oliverio ©
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PhotoVerio #1046: Double Vision

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Nature's
Wheel of Wonder
© Oliverio ©
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Should Have Been Posted Yesterday

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Sunday, June 21, 2026

Happy Father's Day

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 
To 
all 
Fathers
—living and dead—
especially
the one
who lives
in my
head 
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Saturday, June 20, 2026

Fresh Coat Of Paint

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Latex Not Latte 
© PhotoVerio #1045.5

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Friday, June 19, 2026

PhotoVerio #1045: Pajama Stretch

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Exercise 
recommended 
by
Napaholics Anonymous
(N.A.)
 
© Oliverio ©
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Why I Love The Long Beach Jetty ... As Is

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I love the LBJ
as is
with its
bird droppings
and
Graffiti 

Why do I love
the Graffiti?
 
Because
without 
South-Central
Los Angeles,
my life would have
no definition
 
THEREFORE
dedicate this page
to my homies,
the 37th Street Grapes
 
BUT 
provide no link
because
police might 
then
come knocking
on my door
 
© PhotoVerio #1044.5
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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Patient Gives Advice To His Psychoanalyst

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Doctor Raft
 
I am deeply
impressed
with your photographs
of
and 
your new home
in Montana 
after 
abandoning
a lifetime 
of sunshine
in Florida
with 
 its 1001
tennis courts
 
But
what impressed me 
more
were photographs
of you
wading
in the water,
fishing for trout
 
THEREFORE
I demand
you read
the book
I have sent 
you
 
There are authors
to satisfy
every
literary
(or non-literary)
taste
people may have
 
BUT
only one author
can be recommended
to people
who 
[for justifiable reasons]
no longer read
books
 _____________
_________
 
is not
at the head
(or foot)
of the table
peopled by
the greatest writers
throughout history
 
Richard's imagination
is
under that table
tickling everyone
seated above
while they attempt
to do so 
with a straight
face,
suppressing 
laughter/tears/profundity
they 
didn't know existed
 
 
Enjoy  the gift
 
  
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If She Were A Football Field ...

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If 
she were
a
football field 
There would be
a
big pile-up
at
mid-field

 
Artist = To be Determined
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PhotoVerio #1044: I Wish I Were A Tree

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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

PhotoVerio #1043: And the Answer Is NO

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Parade Route
for
 
© Oliverio ©

Do I wish I were there?
 
Absolutely Not
 
The Knicks are here
in my heart
and soul celebrating
—over and over— 
every minute
of 
their championship
and extraordinary
team unity 
 
There is no way
I want 
to get 
ensnarled
anywhere in 
Manhattan
or
any of 
the five 
boroughs  

 
 
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Photograph by Jack McCarthy

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If 
knew
I was 
posting this picture,
he 
would be pissed
BUT
only
 because
 
it is from the days
when he was
a fall down,
nasty
Irish drunk
 
And 
the video has
a deleteable advert 


As for me,  all I needed was ... a little rest
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This Is Mike Brown ...

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This 
is
Mike Brown
who was 
my stepson 
He 
is not to be 
confused
with
Coach of
the New York Knicks
___
 
The latter
is being paraded
in 
New York City 
tomorrow 
because
the Knicks
are 
World Champions
 
The other Mike Brown
may be anywhere
on this earth
—or elsewhere—
 
I was only 
his stepfather
for three years
because his mother
was too smart
for it to last 
any longer
________
______
___ 
BUT
a quick story 
about
the young man
—visiting from Florida—
when this picture 
was taken 
 
We took him to
La Jolla Art Museum:
 
He ran across the lobby
shouting
"There's Robert!"
 
He was referring 
not 
to a human being
but to a piece of art
created by
 
At that time, 
Mike Brown's
"job"
was being 
a studio assistant
to Rauschenberg
 
Before the divorce
was finalized,
the last I heard
about her son,
Rauschenberg
was 
interested in
Michael's 
creative 
hammering
of 
copper plating
around existing 
objects 
 

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Tuesday, June 16, 2026

PhotoVerio #1042: Red Light White Light

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© Oliverio ©

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