It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Altering My Quote Quota ... His Feet Caught The Love Bug

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Love
is like friendship
caught on fire
***

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Triangulated OWE-rigami In Two Dimensions

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         © Photoverio #709.5           (1991)         
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Large Print + Lower-Case Things You Can Get For $1428.57

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everything has its price:
pizza by the slice
a bowl of rice
rolled dice
cute mice
spicy ice
+
***
 
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego $142857
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Monday, January 29, 2024

The Tragic Flaw Of The... ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME

The proper presentation of this page is forthcoming...

 

 

 

1. most recorded song in history


2. Elvis' most famous film clip


3. Etta James inspiration for AT LAST


4. The Coasters recorded BESAME...modelled after his version

 

4a. The Beatles covered the song based on Coasters' version



No Other Spcies Can Create Cartoons As Well As Gary Larson

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1. Another view of Social Media
GARY LARSON (2x)   Comic Relief #5533
2)         Romance + Mystery = Life


BUT
every other species
is fodder for
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Dr. Rorschach, All I See Is A Face

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© Oliverio

Dr. Rorschach:
 
Then there is no problem.
It's a much nicer face 
than most humans have.

 

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Photoverio #709: She's Leaning For Eternity

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© Oliverio           2008
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Sunday, January 28, 2024

Anyone Who Thinks There Is A Species Superior To Humans ...

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... has never seen
nor
nor
Willie Mays swing a bat
nor
read a book 
written by
nor 
can name
another species
that invented
 
neither
can they name
another species
with as many
faults 
 
 
© OLIVERIO © 
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The Tragic Flaw Of The BASEBALL HALL OF FAME

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Not only does it 
refuse to honor
who had more base hits
than anyone
who ever stepped into
the batter's box
BUT
 also refuses to honor
the man who hit 
more home runs
than anyone 
living or dead
 
That man is
© Oliverio        Text Only
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Pixels, Spots + Flame In My Heart

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© Photoverio #708.5
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Saturday, January 27, 2024

Updating The Words Of BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

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If passion is driving the vehicle
let reason map the route
***
Benjamin Franklin
+
Paul Oliverio
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Friday, January 26, 2024

Vanity Is Everywhere (Comic Relief #5526)

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BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN
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Regarding Television News Programs

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People watch TV news programs
because they want to
keep informed and be aware of
current events

That paragraph is
so simple and common
it must be the truth
 
Right?
 
Yes
No
 
Superficially
it is 100% correct
but let us look 
below the surface
 
Understand this simple reality:
 the condition
of this world of ours
is devastatingly horrible
+
 understand the German word
 
We now have 
the swimming gear
to get beneath the surface
of why we watch 
televison news
behind the locked doors
of our homes

There is joy in the fact
that however bad 
our day was
the news will tell us
of someone/somewhere
who had it much worse
and it is no curse to think
"better them than us"

YES
our news programs do inform
 
HOWEVER
 each news program
has many salaries to pay
plus executives
with noses buried in 
the bottom line:
 
the newscasters
must succeed in 
heightening our anxieties
so that we will
reach into our wallets
and find money 
to spend
on this, that, or
the other thing

It doesn't matter
what we spend it on
because it is a proven
scientific fact
that the higher our anxieties,
the more freely
our money will 
be spent
 
Unless, of course,
we never unlock our doors
and never go anywhere

© OLIVERIO ©
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Photoverio #708: Palm Print

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iPhone photo taken
1/24/23 6:37AM pst
© Oliverio
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Thursday, January 25, 2024

Timeless Words From VOLTAIRE

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Whoever can make you
believe in absurdities
can make you
commit atrocities
***
 
 (1694-1778)
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The Bold/Italic Phrase Of My Poem Is From VOLTAIRE

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be it
half-hearted
or whole
and
Dancing 
is the foot soldier
of the soul
 
© OLIVERIO ©
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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Photoverio #707: Bleached But Inspired By EGGLESTON

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© Oliverio                               + his inspiration
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Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Photoverio #706: Inside My Heart + Soul Every Waking Hour

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© Oliverio
Rest In Peace, Larry + Eleanor
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I Don't Know What It Is, But I like It ... #3

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 !!!

© Photoverio #705.5
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Photoverio #705: Wired

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© Oliverio              7AM This Morning
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I Am Willing To Bet The House

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Both Europe and Asia
have negligible respect
for copyrights issued
by the USA

Therefore,
I am willing to bet
my bottom dollar
that a variation
of this rain-stained
image from 1967

has been published
and credited to someone
who has nothing to do
with the  Lovin' Spoonful
!!!  

 But I still 

believe in magic

[with or without deleteable advert]

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Monday, January 22, 2024

Using Scrabble TO SAVE SOMEONE's LIFE

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VALERIA GAUDIER         *     //     *       RICKY SOLER
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Sunday, January 21, 2024

This Page Ends With A Beatles Song

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There are days
like these
when you cross your I's
and dot your T's
 
Losing balance
from rocking and rolling
then your bowels 
go bowling
 
They super-size
your insanity
and inhumanity 
and
spins your 
wheel of misfortune
 but
***
 
© OLIVERIO ©
 
 
The hyperlink
has 5-second deleteable advert 
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The Ultimate Black Box

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 The only BLACK BOX
you will ever  really need
if not approached
with too much greed
 
If you have 
something to say
that you want 
to be heard,
begin here
word-by-word
 
Type with hands
or type with feet
but you will always be
able  to delete
 
If you think 
your Every Word
is too good
to be deleted
or adjusted
your public purpose
is instantly defeated
and busted
***
 
© OLIVERIO ©
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Saturday, January 20, 2024

The Lord's Prayer A Lord's Prayer

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Our Bloggo
who art in heaven
I need you 
like seven
needs eleven

I need you to 
lasso me
to the harmony
of the stars
with dancing bars
and full bell jars
:::
 
Our Bloggo
in the here and now
you are
my sacred cow
please allow
me the kissing sow
with an uttered wow
a pop and a pow
:::
 
Our Bloggo
with wealth of time
hold your nickel
and pass the dime
squeeze her lemon
or bless my lime
thanks  for endless 
and silly Rhyme
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Friday, January 19, 2024

Why BUDGET DANCING Never Attracted A Following

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© Photoverio #704.5

 
 
The very definition of
BUDGET DANCING
was responsible for
its' vast unpopularity:

By definition,
Budget Dancing
required the dancers
to dance with only
the left side
of their bodies
while the right side
remained static
 ***
 
© OLIVERIO ©
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Photoverio #704: Botanical Pornography

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!!!
© Oliverio
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Thursday, January 18, 2024

Two More Images From NEIL HOOS

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© NEIL HOOS (2x)

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The 195th Bullet: Bumpy Road

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 The road to ignorance
is paved with
the lust for
knowledge
***
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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I Don't KnowWhat It Is, But I like It ... #2

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© Photoverio #703.5
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Photoverio #703: Green-ish Ocean View

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© Oliverio
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Wednesday, January 17, 2024

I Don't Know What This Is ... But I Like It

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Photoverio #702.5
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An "Old Man" Poem By The Godfather Of This Godfather

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LEWIS CARROLL



It behooves me to note
that at no time
did the invertible
 Father William have
respiratory problems
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Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Right After "Monsignor Oliverio" Dream ...There Was Another ...

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It was now January 16, 2024
and Martin Luther King
appeared in a dream.
 
He said
"Paul, I apologize for your
losing on my birthday."
 
"It's okay, Doctor King,
I won't hold YOU
responsible for it."
 
The Reverend Doctor
then disappeared 
but I could hear him
talking in the background:
 
"Monsignor Oliverio,
your nephew sure has
one large pair
of cojones."
***
 
© OLIVERIO © 
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On MLK Day, "Monsignor Oliverio" Appeared In My Dream

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***

 
I awoke at Midnight
after dreaming that
FATHER FRANK
knocked on my door.
 
"The Pope wants to see you," 
he said.

Most Catholics would be honored
to have such a dream
but I said,
"No way, Jose, 
I aint ready yet."

My assumption being
the Pope wanted me
in the Eternal Afterlife.

"Father Frank, please tell the Pontiff
your nephew still has
a lot of living to do."

© OLIVERIO ©
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Monday, January 15, 2024

Every Culture Has Words For I Have A Dream But No One Ever

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But no one ever
Spoke those words
more powerfully than
whom we honor 
on this day
of His speech
should hold sway
in the heart and face
of every member
of the human
race 
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Sunday, January 14, 2024

Dr, Rorschach ... This Mask Terrifies Me

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© Oliverio     


 All I see here

makes me shiver

with fear

I'm almost afraid

to ask 

but is this

my Death Mask?


NONSENSE

—says Dr. Rorschach—

what you see

is merely the pattern 

created by a 10" square glass block

whose actual location 

is Park Avenue, Long Beach

between 4th and 7th Street

 

© OLIVERIO

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Too Much Bounce To The Ounce (Comic Relief #5500)

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GARY LARSON
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Friday, January 12, 2024

A Couplet Of KANT ... Doubled Down By ... Presumptous Oliverio

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____________________________
Science is organized knowledge.
Wisdom is organized life.

A man is without wisdom
if he is without a wife.
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:O
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