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A shocking discovery
was made by
regarding the
most important living
Jesuit,
better known as
The Institute has granted me
permission to post
an image of
what the altar of
every Roman Catholic Church
—worldwide—
looked like on
are covered until
Easter Sunday
which represents
the most spiritually important
day of the Catholic calendar
According to the Church
that is when
Jesus Christ
rose from the dead
to live again
Other religions
refer to this process as
RE-INCARNATION,
but Catholics call it
THE RESURRECTION
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Be that as it may
on Friday,
—March 30, 2024—
the Institute of Inane Research
shockingly discovered that
the Jesuit leader
of ALL Roman Catholics
disappeared
for five hours
!!!
!!!
!!!
Pope Francis
re-appeared at midnight
[Pacific Standard Time]
and proclaimed
"There is no Good Friday"
!!!
The earth-shattering devastation
of this statement
is best understood
in the United States
by analogy:
Imagine the most influential
Catholic in our country
announcing on
November 5, 2024
"There is no Presidential Election today"
!!!
Maybe that is too realistic
a possibility
but
the Jesuit Pontiff's
explanation
for his proclamation
labelled Pope Francis
as
He had spent
most of his absentee-ism
finding the best
Vatican underground hide-out
with a television set
tuned into the
Sweet Sixteen round of the
NCAA Basketball Tournament
where three Jesuit Universities
named
lost their basketball games
to three heathen schools
The university that ultimately
won the Championship
has a most dubious-sounding name
but it also has
an other-worldly amount
of basketball talent
AND
it is rumored that
Pope Francis
—denuded of shock + controversy—
has invited
the UConn basketball team
to the Vatican
with a personal tour
of Rome,
guided by none other
the first Jesuit Pope
ever to set foot
on this planet
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