It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Why Their Work Is Worth One Thousand Words ... NH #1

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NEIL HOOS

Neil's next page is
here 
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Friday, May 29, 2020

Three Of A Kind ... Airborne In Katonah

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© Oliverio (3x)
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A Poem About Someone Named Imagotta Notalenti

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Mr. Notalenti
was on the stage
but there was nothing
for him to do

So he reached for his foot
and started banging
one brown leather shoe

The crowd banged back
though not a word was said

On the stage, Mr. Notalenti
lay peacefully and
deader than dead
***



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Footnote
A POEM ABOUT SOMEONE
NAMED IMAGOTTA NOTALENTI
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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A Thorny Image From A Westchester County Picnic

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© Oliverio
If the twigs were cropped
from this image, you
might be tempted
to believe I found
something strange
at the bottom
of a lake

But these are  
horse chestnuts
from the property
of our first Chief Justice  

They are in no short supply
at the John Jay Estate 
in Katonah, New York

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The 145th Bullet: The Crystals Of Clarity

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Words of wisdom
would be worthless
without
the clouds of confusion 
discoloring
the crystals of clarity
 
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Footnote
THE 145th BULLET
is the copyrighted property of
the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

This particular bullet
was originally written in 1999
and credited to "Ali Terativo,"
one of my favorite
alter egos
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A Slightly Tilted Quote From He Who Was Twain's Flyswatter

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AMBROSE BIERCE
Aesopus Emendatus

What is meant by "Twain's Flyswatter"
is the contention that
when Twain and Bierce
were both in London
and California gold-digger country,
Twain would show his writing
—pre-publication—
to Bierce and ask:
≈ Are there any bugs in this? ≈

I dare any literary authority
to disprove my contention 
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Twenty-Two

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To make a quatrain about
things we are buying

Advertising is NOT lying:
it is creative Truth-ifying

 ***

 
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Other Than The Bleaching, This Covid Photo Is Un-Touched

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Everything in this image
looks exactly the same
as it would, were I to have
photographed it four
months ago instead of four
hours ago

WITH ONE EXCEPTION:

The brilliant neon OPEN sign
of the Long Beach Cafe
has lost its neon glow
   
© Oliverio

The Cafe has been shut down
since the Covid-asaurus
has been, front-row-and-center,
the demon of everyone's nightmare

But that is no longer true.

That demon has a twin
whose name is
THE MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD

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Footnote
OTHER THAN THE BLEACHING,
THIS COVID PHOTO IS UN-TOUCHED
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Wednesday, May 27, 2020

There Is No Truth To The Rumor ...

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© Oliverio
The Institute of Inane Research
has determined
there is no truth
to the rumor
that old brassieres
are being collected,
cleansed and converted
...

Old bra cups
are NOT being converted
to Covid-19 face masks

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A Letter From Frances Steerling

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Dear Paul
I begin with a hypothesis:

All people between the ages
of Twenty and Forty take a vow
to defy social distancing,
self-isolation and any form 
of quarantining themselves.

The age range is wide enough
to define an entire generation.

I conclude empirically:

No one in that generation
will become a true Artist.

Sincerely,
FS 
 

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Footnotes
A LETTER FROM FRANCES STEERLING
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next Frances Steerling page
is  here
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Monday, May 25, 2020

Photoverio #456: Collage

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DJ-Verioni #571428 ... Plato, Descartes, Sitting Bull + Willie Nile

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Willie Nile
Cafe Memphis

The video
might commence
with a deletable
advert   
Plato and Descartes 
are busy
writing poems on 
the ladies' room wall

Sitting Bull is
making me dizzy
I can hardly hear
the jukebox at all

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Third Time Is A Charm ... With Apologies To Mrs. CarPeo

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Being socially-isolated
creates ample opportunities
to consider the origin of things

© Oliverio
The "Thief" commit
the crime of
self-plagiarism 

As for the "origin"
of the Corona Virus,
click here 
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Sunday, May 24, 2020

The Mark Of A True Genius

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The mark of a true genius
is the uncanny ability
to predict the future
when you least expect it.

Mark Twain did it
too man times to count.
Ditto, for Scott Fitzgerald.

BUT
in the Covid-sphere of 2020
where the safest form
of electronic communication
is Zoom,
the artist who predicted it
thirty-four years ago


Who's Zoomin' Who?

If that doesn't qualify
Aretha Franklin
as a genius,
they should throw
that goddam word
out of the dictionary.

Ditto, for the birthday boy
on the previous page 

The song link is prefaced
by a quickly deleteable
advert  
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Quoting A Nobel-Prize Winning Poet On His 79th Birthday

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BOB DYLAN

***

The Geometry of innocent
flesh on the bone
causes Galileo's math book
to get thrown 
at Delilah who is sitting
worthlessly alone
but the tears on her cheek
are from laughter

Highway 61 Revisited 
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Color Scheme

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When day is night
and up is down,
a thimble of blue
will paint the town

When green is red
and stop is go,
all the ignorant
will be in the know

When white is brown
and hip is square,
the only state will be
the state fair

When  grey is yellow
and the queen is a jack
I'll swallow my words
and fade to black
***


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Footnote
COLOR SCHEME
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Saturday, May 23, 2020

To Make A Quatrain ... Number Twenty-One

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To make a quatrain about
giving my feet a chance

Anytime and anywhere,
I am ready to dance
 ***

 
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Footnotes
This page is dedicated to
Mrs. Carpeo

The italic quote measures
83 percent accuracy
on the fact-o-metric
scale

TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
....
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Friday, May 22, 2020

Photoverio #455: Tape Over

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© Oliverio
Hooded Doorway,
Faded High-Rise  
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Photoverio #454: With Guide Wires

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© Oliverio
Oriental Twiggery
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Rorschach #39: Animal Bark Tree

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Doctor, I see
a dog-faced man,
wearing glasses

© Oliverio
***

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Photoverio #453: Covid-19 Wall Mask

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© Oliverio
Concrete Cutie
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Photoverio #452: Baby Needs A New Pair Of Coins

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© Oliverio
And Less Vibrato
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STREET ART UTOPIA #45 ...'Tis More Where She Came From

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Etam Crew
More where this
Came from 

The next page
in this series
is  here
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Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Photoverio #451: Where Have We Seen This Before?

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© Oliverio
I Coulda' Been a Contender 
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Twenty

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To make a quatrain
about a global curse

All I'd have to be is
a Master of the Universe
 ***

 
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Footnotes
This page is dedicated to

TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next page
in this series
is  here
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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Nineteen

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To make a quatrain
affecting every deal

Statistics conceal
as much as they reveal
 ***

 
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Footnotes
Mrs. CarPeo
assisted me
with this page

TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next page
in this series
(also related to the Covid-sphere)
is  here
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Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Arboreal Porno ... Whatever The Hell That Means

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© Oliverio 
Otto Tree w/ Stoplight
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Birthday Arithmetic ... One Day After The Fact

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At the risk of scarifying
the viewer, I present
3 equations w/ 2 unknowns
One of which
is symbolized by
a birthday cake
White space is provided
in the image
for your pencil-pushing pleasure

Mrs. CarPeo
is most responsible
for making the Birthday Boy
an internationally happy man

Particularly for
her Chorizo spaghetti,
 her French toast
her Florentine mushroom dish,
and the Pepperidge Farm
Coconut cake
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Sunday, May 17, 2020

Photoverio #450: Ominous Landscape

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© Oliverio
Sleeping Street Light
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Photoverio #449: Alfresco Punching Bag

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© Oliverio (2x)
Everlasting in Katonah

 
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So She Says [Haiku #74]

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When accused, she says
I'm NOT playing God
because I am the
Real Thing

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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Three Of A Kind ... A Machine Named Little Mo'

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© Oliverio (3x)

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Rock 'n Roll Trivia: Which One Became A Math Teacher?

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The choices are
a) David Bowie  b) Art Garfunkel  c) Paul Simon
d) Yoko Ono  e) John Lennon 

The correct answer is  b)

photo by Ron Gallela
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The Ultimate Protection Against The Corona Virus

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The contents of the BAGgage
behind the woman
at the wheel is
Covered from
head-to-foot,
John and Yoko
could not be
better-protected
from any harm
 (1969)
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Footnote
The next GoFather/Beatles
page is  here
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Thursday, May 14, 2020

The Thirty-First Page In This Series

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We can't go on
meeting like this 
   
© Oliverio (2x)
***
The next page 
in this series
is  here  
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The Dubious Denizens Of The Heaven's Angels Society

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Hell's Angels
flaunted every social norm.
The opposite of calm:
they were the storm

On their hogs,
they'd roar into a town.
They weren't happy
'til they tore it down

They had their babes
and they had their beer.
But today we have
the Covid-sphere

Time changes things
and all things must pass.
Hell's Angels
went through the Looking Glass


Heaven's Angels
believe in open-mindedness.
They believe it better
to kill with kindness

"Social distancing," they say
"is a curse."
"And nothing," they swear,
"could be worse"

In Covid-space,
life is hit-and miss.
Heaven's Angels grab strangers
and give them a kiss

"Why worry about
the virus bug?"
They say to a stranger
then give a big hug

One last thing
to you I will tell.
We were a lot safer
with Angels from Hell
***

PAUL OLIVERIO

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Footnotes
THE DUBIOUS DENIZENS
OF THE HEAVEN'S ANGELS SOCIETY
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

This poem was written
with a little help from my friend
and better half, Mrs. CarPeo
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Onion News Exclusive About un-Coviding

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Read all about it
All the Fake News
That's Fit to Print
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Photoverio #448: A Ponderous Moment In My Man Cave

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© Mrs. CarPeo
What was I Thinking?
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Four Of A Kind ... The Rotating Pencil

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© Oliverio
Pencil Stand Exercise
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Photoverio #447: The Lone Sailor On A Quiet Covid Morning

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He is the only one
who does not need
a mask
© Oliverio
The Lone Sailor 
(5-7-20)
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Wednesday, May 13, 2020

If Only Rule Rather Than Exception ... Must Reading #714285

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ISABEL KERCHNER

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Footnotes
This article is from
The New York Times

The next page in this series
is  here
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