It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, May 6, 2020

The Covid-19 Sequel To The Most Famous Television Tear

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In the parlance
of long ago,
—rowing his canoe
through a polluted lake—
was an astoundingly famous
TV ad from
the Nineteen Seventies
That was then
but today,
the Corona Virus
is a much bigger problem
than pollution

It is the third week of Spring
but not one major league
baseball game has been played
this year

And there may be None
for the entire 2020 season

So, I have an idea:

Today, May 6th
is Willie Mays'
Eighty-Ninth birthday
 

The Covid-19 sequel
to the "Crying Indian"
"Crying Native American"

should feature a tear
in the eyes of
Willie Mays
—while he walks across
an empty baseball field—
 with 50,000 empty seats 
 and not another person
in sight  

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Footnote
THE COVID-19 SEQUEL
TO THE MOST FAMOUS
TELEVISION TEAR
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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