It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, July 30, 2021

© Autobiography Of No One In Particular © ... 1 More Chapter

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Chapter 16
 
"The circumnavigations
of the calendar"
is a phrase
I approximately used
in a previous chapter
 
I wrote it for 
no one in particular
because no one
should be subjected to
such ornery phrasing 
unless they understand
the poetic equivalent
of saying
as another year goes by
 
I've had 72 of them
but Plato didn't know
Vanna White or Pat Sajak
and
The Wheel of Fortune
 
I can spin my own wheel,
land on any year 
 and weave a yarn 
related to that year
 
That is, 
Mr. No One In Particular
can conjure up
seventy-two memories
given
seventy-two
different spins
 
I hereby spin the wheel 
and land on 1981
more particularly:
May 7, 1981
 
I was in a lawyer's office
somewhere
on the North Shore
of Long Island
 
I distinctly remember
shaking hands
with Vincent King,
wishing him and his family well
and vice-versa
 
The next day,
me and my Volkswagen Rabbit
—with all my life's possessions—
were California-bound
 
Vincent's family consisted of a wife
and three children
 
None of those children
had ever met
their maternal grandparents
who were originally 
my Mother and Father
 
Obviously,
that means their mother
was my sister
 
We had just attended
the closing of the sale
of our house 
  in Rocky Point
The house that was
a stone's throw
from this particular sight
 
Having the North Shore
of Long Island 
 in our "backyard"
qualified me as
a beach bum,
despite having never surfed
nor desiring 
to ever do so 
 
The house was in
the Oliverio family
for twenty-two years
but would never, ever
have been ours
if it weren't for 
the blood, sweat, and toil
of Sam and Grace Oliverio
 
The grandchildren
they never met
could not have been
in better hands than
those of my sister
and Vincent King
 
Their stupid Uncle
would tirelessly tell stories
about the missing grandparents
but always with his tear ducts
in constant motion
 
Neither did the grandchildren
ever meet Aunt Linda
who started pushing daisies
four years after
Sam and Grace
started doing so
and three years before
the eldest of the King children
was born
 
 
Linda was eighteen
and I was fifteen
when this photograph 
was taken
 
Our younger sister,
[the future wife of Vincent King]
was a nine-year-old girl
who was standing
right in front of us,
alongside the photographer
 
That would have been
either our Mother or Father
with the other
looking out the living room window
of our Whitestone home
 
At that time,
the house in Rocky Point
was our "summer home"
 
Then along came
that ubiquitous trickster
 
Death got the best
of my family,
carting off
three-fifths of it
by 1975

 Vincent King
resembled an architect 
in every way possible
except for the paycheck
 
Four years ago,
he had a massive stroke
 
Eight days ago,
my sister 
and her three adult children
were at Vincent's bedside
 
The next day,
my brother-in-law
 passed away
 
R.I.P.
Vincent
  ***
 

The next chapters
are  here
 
The first chapters
of this autobiography
are  there 
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Thursday, July 29, 2021

1,2,3,4,5, Whitnall Parkway

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1. Burbank Fire Station

 

 

2. Sepiated

    bottlebrush

    flower

 

 

 

3. Whitnall Parkway

    figure eight

    walking/jogging trail.

    You can see

    3 dot-like figures.

    They are actually humans 

    exercising on the trail


4. On ground-level,

      adjacent to firehouse

    and ≈1/4 mile long

    is a very exclusive 

    apartment complex

    called  Magnolia Park 

   

    Many of its units 

    are controlled by film/TV studios

    such as Warner Brothers/ 

    Universal/Disney/NBC

    

    The apartments become home to

    unknown actors in new films/TV series

    with the studios hoping

    they are soon to be

    household names.

    In 1991, Jennifer Aniston

    lived there.

    Friends premiered 

    in 1994 

 


5. THE MEMORY

    I lived in a house

    across the street

    from Magnolia Park

    and one extremely 

    fond memory from 1993

    is my then-girlfriend's 

    two teenage daughters

    walking the track with me.

    We walked and talked 

    about this, that,

    and the other thing.

 

    Both girls were 

    as cute as a button,

    making me feel like

    the good "step-father."    

 

    The third time we walked

    the track together, We were laughing

    about their mother's spaghetti sauce

    stain on her nose.

    We had just completed a full lap

    but suddenly the two girls 

    reversed direction

    without my having 

    any idea why.

 

     I was soon to learn otherwise.

     

    The name, Slater, 

    meant not a thing to me

    and Mario Lopez was 

    an Algebra student of mine. 

    

   Obviously this was not 

   the same person

   but he had the same name.

 

    This  Mario Lopez  was the star

    of a show called 

    Saved By The Bell.

 

    My girlfriend's daughters

    walked behind the actor briefly

    then introduced themselves

    as great fans of the show

    and him.

 

    Mario, whose character was Slater,

    graciously gave both girls 

    autographed pictures

    and posters from the show. 

    

    That was the last time

    the girls and I

    walked together around 

    the Whitnall Highway track.

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The Joker Can Save The World's Highest Paid Female Athlete

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It is difficult to dispute
the following:
Novak Djokovic
is the greatest
tennis player
on Planet Earth

The highest paid 
female athlete
on that planet
is also 
a tennis player

Her name is
Naomi Osaka
and
she is the athlete
who lit the cauldron
at the 2021 Olympics
 
Naomi Osaka
did not play in either
the French Open
or Wimbledon
for reasons related to 
mental health
 
She will not agree
to post-match interviews
demanded by tennis officials
and sponsors responsible
for making her 
a gazillionaire
 
To guarantee 
Naomi's appearance
in the upcoming
U.S. Open + ALL 
foreseeable 
Grand Slam 
tennis tournaments
AND
allow her to bypass
post-match interviews,
 I offer a solution:

In lieu of facing
one thousand tennis journalists
asking every stupid 
(and non-stupid)
question imaginable
moments after she expended
one thousand pounds 
of tennis energy
on whatever court,
Naomi Osaka
agrees to spend
a private weekend with
Novak Djokovic
 
They look like they could be
the most beautiful couple
the sports world
has ever produced
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
 
 
Happy googling to 
one and all
+
Merry mirth-making
+
eternal tennis brilliance
to
Naomi and Novak
💗 💗💗 
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Four Hazy Quotes From An ITALO CALVINO Novel

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The NEW YORK TIMES Has A Front-Page Sense Of Humor

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Our lawyers advised us to avoid hyperlinking
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Wednesday, July 28, 2021

The 160th Bullet: The Problem With Standing On Principles

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Standing on principles
makes it easier
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Photoverio #600: The Reign Of The Purple Emperor

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© Oliverio
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The Forty-Ninth Page In This Series ... Garden Decor

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We can't go on
meeting like this
*** © Oliverio © ***





***
The next page 
in this series
is  here

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Monday, July 26, 2021

Photoverio #599: Whirligiging

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© Oliverio
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NAOMI OSAKA: She Lit The Olympic Torch ... Yes! Yes! Yes!

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!!!
Osaka will sock it to 'em
 
However
...
(so much for Slang-joy)
 
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Advertising Defined By GEORGE ORWELL

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ADVERTISING
is the rattling
of a stick
inside a swill-bucket
***

from
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Sunday, July 25, 2021

DJ-Oliverio Special Edition: Sunday Morning w/ PINK MARTINI

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+ Multiple-Choice Videos
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THE LAWN BEGGAR + HER CANE ... Local "Street Art"

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Erie Avenue, 90802
 Photoverio #598.5
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Friday, July 23, 2021

If Jackson Pollock Had Painted With A Bottlebrush

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The Forty-Eighth Page In This Series ... It's The Real Thing

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We can't go on
meeting like this




***
The next page 
in this series
is  here

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Photoverio #598: The Ladder That Saves Lives

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© Oliverio
 
Message to ALL
Firemen/Firewomen
in America:
 
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING
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Dedicating A MARIO PUZO Quote To Octogenarian Nancy Pelosi

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exemplifies 
the Capitol insanity
and danger
of the Republican party
BUT
exemplifies 
the insane stupidity
and stone-headedness
of the Democratic Party
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14 Reasons Why I Love The Bronx + PARKCHESTER CIRCLE

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1. Aunt Betty + Uncle Preston lived
in a world-famous 
 
2. Theirs was the first apartment dwelling
I ever set foot in
 
3. Without this Aunt and Uncle,
I would be presently living 
south of the poverty line
 
4.  The CIRCLE Theatre is where
—in 1972—
I saw a movie entitled
 
5. Without THE GODFATHER,
there would never have been
The GodFather of Math
Trilogy
 
6. The concourse of the subway station
at Parkchester Circle
is below the "elevated subway"
and my commute to Harlem
with employment
as a substitute teacher
—sometimes after hitchhiking 
across the Whitestone Bridge
 
7. Without Harlem,
I never would have become
a math teacher with
a heart full of soul
 
8. Circle Pizza and Restaurant
had a server who
—upon serving me—
shouted to an unseen man
in the kitchen  
"It's Petey's boy" 
and the unseen man said 
"Give him two free slices"
 
9. Tangential to Parkchester Circle,
there was a pharmacy 
 featuring a pharmacist
also known as
  my Uncle Pete
(married to my mother's other sister)
 
10. One night in 1973,
we walked home together:
three short blocks to
a house on White Plains Road
but it took twenty minutes
because there were 
a dozen stops
where people enthusiastically greeted
"Mr. Pete"
 
11. Some of those people were
scary looking street gangsters
(non-Italian and very black)
 
12. Without Uncle Pete,
I would have been just another
dumb-ass Bronx-born
Italian boy
 
13. That house on White Plains Road,
is worthy of 
at least fourteen more reasons
why I love the Bronx
and always will
 
14. White Plains Road memories
are in the underbelly
of every page of
The GodFather of Math 
 Trilogy
 
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Thursday, July 22, 2021

Anything You Ever Wanted To Know About TIM BUCKLEY

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7-7-21 ... Hopefully, The Very Last Photograph Of This Toilet

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Maybe YES, Maybe NO
but don't call this
a "Photo-Verio"
On 7-17-21,
everything in this image
of downtown Long Beach decor
was still there
except for the blue key
and the float ball
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Wednesday, July 21, 2021

A Poem Aboout A Question ...Family And Clergy Notwithstanding

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Why does it seem
that most people
who say 
"God Bless You"
despite the absence
of a sneeze
are not
the kind of people
God would have
on speed dial
???

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Poem About Cliches From A Survior Of The Sixties

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A mouthful of cliches
tattooed my tongue
drawing applause
from the young
***
***
"Soul on Ice"
said the tongue
(having just read
Falconer by Cheever)
someone shouted
Eldridge Beaver
***
***
I exit stage right
 with a roar
and Mrs. CarPeo's wink
Sorry
but I've got no
hyperlink
 
Wally Cleaver,
Over-achiever?
 
*
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Tuesday, July 20, 2021

© Autobiography Of No One In Particular © ... 2 More Chapters

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Chapter 14

I love American history
but it is much older
than I am
 
I enjoy
reading about it
despite not having been there
for most of it
 
He or she
who writes history
is a writer of mystery
armed with a fistful
of facts
jigsaw-puzzled together
and glued over
with the author's lust
to make
the New York Times
best-seller list
 
The mystery holds water
wetted by
the author's glibness
and gusto for fictional interludes
that are never labelled
as such

But if it is a matter
of my personal history,
a fictional prelude
morphs into melodies
 
I have no idea what that means
but I like the sound
of it
 
Said 
Mr. No One In Particular
***
 
 
Chapter 15  
 
I got to where I am
by not being
anywhere else

And I have yet to meet
a person
for whom
that wasn't true
 
"Approximations of the truth"
is another name
for those fictional interludes
 
No word in the English language
has more synonyms
than the word
HELP
 
Many of those synonyms
are not even words, per se:

Body language speaks louder
than most words

Very very few words
in the English language
have more synonyms
than the word
TRUTH

Approximately

The best friend 
of the Truth
is
THE LIE

Without it,
the Truth would have
no place to hide
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The next chapter
is  here
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Shark-Sighting NOT Requiring Marine Police Intervention

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The Sanitation Department
knows what to do
© Oliverio
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Photoverio #597: Pachyderm Pasture Of The Plasticene Epoch

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© Oliverio
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