It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, March 31, 2021

I Repeat Myself With A Dash Of BG Color And KILLER JOE

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I've said it many times before
and I will say it again:
 
There is not now
now will there ever be
a greater documentary
about JAZZ than

BUT
this image of
doubles as the home page
and 
this page 
would not exist
if I had not been 
in my man-cave
with my headphones
listening to
the magnificent music
Mr. Golson created
in conjunction
with the man
at the peak of the pyramid:
 
Naturally,
the last link
(and only the last link)
commences
with an advert
but 
the to-die-for 
killer jazz 
it links to is 
entitled
KILLER JOE
 
😎😎😎 
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FunnyVerio #857142: In Honor Of Women's History Month

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Quick-delete advert precedes the Anthem 
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The Forty-Third Page In This Series ... Vertically Wired

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We can't go on
meeting like this




***
The next page 
in this series
is  here 

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Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Morning Becomes Eclectic

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Morning
pulled the sheets
up
over her eyes
and the sky
gave her
no reason
to do
otherwise

in bed
and the day began
in Long Beach,
California

With her telling me
about her dream:

Being in Coney Island
ITALwhere she was born
sixty-nine years ago

All because
of a youTube video
of
***
 
PAUL OLIVERIO
©©© 
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Who Drinks The Water? Who Owns The Zebra? The Epilogue

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A story was told
about a very famous
logic riddle

It began  here
so please go there
and it will take you
a while to read
 
 
I will begin the epilogue,
upon your return
***
***
***
Welcome back
 
 
1.
When I refer to Mrs. CarPeo
as "my smarter half"
it is a proven fact:
 
I presented the riddle to her
in 2013
 
She had never seen it before
but she solved it
within a half-hour
 
 
2.
The original riddle
(created in 1962)
is about five men
and references 
five brands of cigarettes
 
I was delighted to find
that updated the riddle
without altering its' logic
but removing the taboo smokes.
 
It also  included women
in the hypotheses
 
 
3.
If anyone has ever seen
a variation of 
ITALWho drinks the water
about five Rolling Stones
(including Brian Jones)
and dangerous drugs,
(plus excessive alcohol)
please let me know:
 
I created it
fifty years ago
and lost track of it
forty-five years ago
 
 
4.
About my father
invading my pants
with five twenty dollar bills:
 
That was not a unique experience
for him
 
Whenever we visited
Aunts and Uncles,
my cousins would routinely find
dollar bills
in their school books
or a roll of quarters
in their dresser drawers
 
They may have suspected 
Uncle Sam as the source
but I didn't confirm that 
until years after his death
***
 
 
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Tight-Lipped And Poker-Faced ... For TOWNES VAN ZANDT

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The sun splattered
across the table
 
It was 98.6 degrees
with no shade
from the trees
 
Their leaves had fallen
so had their interest
 
Birds flew by
without notice
 
The sky was elsewhere
 
But the sun splattered
98.6 degrees 
 and I was packing heat:
 
The same temperature
inside my skin
as outside
 
We played
with a living
breathing deck
 
And tequila shots

Tight-lipped
and poker-faced,
I held three talking cards
 
Two said YES
one said NO
 
I flipped the NO
and it said maybe

I flipped the maybe
and it said YES
 
It was a winning hand
every bet was mine
 
The pot sparkled
with sunshine
 
Life was good
maybe
 
PAUL OLIVERIO
©©©
 
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Monday, March 29, 2021

Photoverio #558: The Junior Pirate Has Landed ... 😱😱😱

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© Oliverio

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CarPeo Set Piece #86: There Was A Halo Over My Head

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© Mrs. CarPeo
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Saturday, March 27, 2021

Photoverio #557: Bleached Memory Of A Pre-Covid Annual Event

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(2018)
© Oliverio
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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Photoverio #556: Fenced-In

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© Oliverio 2015
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Family Portrait In Need Of A Hosing

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Long Beach Street Art
VONS Alley, 90802
 
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Footnote
The next page
in the Street Art Series
is TBD
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Monday, March 22, 2021

Photoverio #556: Sandskrit

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© Oliverio
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Sunday, March 21, 2021

Four Generations Of My Family + 4,000 Memories Of Harlem

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One Grandfather 

was the iceman

for many of the hotspots

on this map


The other Grandfather 

custom-tailored suits

for Duke Ellington

 

My Grandmothers'

 millinery business

and meatballs were rewarded

with free passes to the Cotton Club

 

Their sons and daughters

danced wherever 

there were dance floors

 

But I am the only one

from the third generation

to dance in his own classroom

 

The generation after me

featured the only Oliverio

to live in Sugar Hill

 

I will always remember

his wall-to-wall posters of Malcolm X,

John Kennedy and Kurt Vonnegut

 

All four generations 

of  Oliverios and Anastasios

had a grand time in Harlem

and then some

 

Gentle readers:

start your search engine

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Saturday, March 20, 2021

A Lower-Case Poem Named For A BO DIDDLEY Song

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when i wanted to see
what my future would be
i did not have the eyes
to see
 
so i borrowed someone else's
to view what
health and wealth is
 
nothing was mine
it was all his
 
there were no furs
they were all hers
 
then i went to the vision store
where i had never been
before
 
and they gave me
a new pair of eyes
but i did not like
the size
 
i got a blindfold
like the wise
man who used a lantern
but it did burn
like a scalding urn
 
and, in truth,
it burned my finger
so i became a gunslinger
 
which was not
a smart choice
though it gave me a voice
 
to speak out for
those who are blind
but out of their mind
 
yet people are now kind
and life is
looking up
since they gave me
a gold-plated
tin cup
 
 if you now click
on the link
just think
—it won't hurt—
to tolerate the 
five-second deletable 
advert
***

©©©
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When The It Meant Intellectual Rather Than Sexual

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All studies have
a common bind of
union and intercourse
with one another
***

 
(born ≈70 BC)
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Friday, March 19, 2021

Photoverio #555: "It's The Bite! It's The Bark!"

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 "It's the Botanical Palmfish!"
© Oliverio
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Wednesday, March 17, 2021

DJ-FunniVerio #714285: Tummy-Yummy Sweet Jesus

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TOM WAITS
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Photoverio #554: Sepia Lawn

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© OLIVERIO
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Photoverio #553: Bulldozed Beach

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© OLIVERIO

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To Make A Quatrain ... Quoting MACHADO DE ASSIS

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To make a quatrain about  
financial health
  
 Hope is
the poor man's wealth
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Footnotes
is from a short story entitled
Terpsichore
 
The next page
in this series
is  here
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Another Quote From DAVID MAMET

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DAVID MAMET


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Footnotes
Another quote from Mamet is  here
 
His name is pronounced MAM-et
with the a 
sounding like the  a
in apple
and the second syllable
rhymes with yet
 
For fans of  W.G. Sebold,
this book reads like 
   Sebold-with-attitude   
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In The Darkest Hour Of Our Language ...

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Sometimes,
the words
I love you
means
I love manipulating you


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Footnote
IN THE DARKEST HOUR
OF OUR LANGUAGE
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Cruz Control ... Why Would Anyone Want To Eliminate Poverty?

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ANDY BOROWITZ
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Sunday, March 14, 2021

Photoverio #552: Bird Of Paradise Having An Orgasm

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© Oliverio
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I Didn't See It Coming A Poem With The Ink Still Wet

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I didn't see it coming
but then it was gone
I thought I was a winner
but it was a con

I don't know where I'm going
but I'm already there
I can't hold my tongue
all I do is swear

I don't know what I'm saying
but I said it anyway
in other words, it's
just another day

But I do know what I'm doing
and this is so:
I'll just post
another  Photoverio
***


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Footnotes
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
A POEM WITH THE INK STILL WET
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

It was completed
while it was being posted

In an age
when everything
is written on a computer
or mobile device,
is an anachronism
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The Forty-Second Page In This Series ... Courting

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We can't go on
meeting like this




***
The next page 
in this series
is  here 

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Monet And My Home For Six Years (1975-1981)

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Androcles + The Lion Updated (Comic Relief #3743)

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The United States Cannot Be A Very Smart Country

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Intelligence has no chance
in a culture where
you cannot say in public
"I hate Latinos"
or 
"I hate Blacks"
or 
"I hate Italians"

But it is
perfectly acceptable
to say
"I hate Math"

Intelligence requires hearing
two sides of a story
but that takes too long
for most people 
who need that time
to point fingers
of rage and righteousness
as their media of choice
directs them
***
 
PAUL OLIVERIO
©©©
 
 
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Footnotes
This idea was stated somewhere
in the GodFather Trilogy
about 3000 pages ago.
 
A quick example
of the stranglehold
on intelligence is that
people will quickly interpret
what I said above
as racist
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Photoverio #551: Conference In A Blue Mood

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The Master Raindrop
and his Subordinates
© Oliverio
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Photoverio #550: Bleached, Fenced And Plowed

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© Oliverio
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Friday, March 12, 2021

To Make A Quatrain ... Number Forty-Four ... w/ Captioned Image

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To make a quatrain about  
the oldest mask we've got
 
Tragedy is universal
Comedy is not
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal

The next page
in this series
is here
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Thursday, March 11, 2021

A Hazy Happy Birthday #105

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Exactly fifty years ago today,
I telephoned him
to say
Happy Birthday, Dad
It was the last time
we spoke,
on terra firma

But after all these years,
he still looks pretty good
 
SAM OLIVERIO
b. March 11, 1916
d. March 16, 1971
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None Will Open But I Am Flattered Nevertheless

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in this image 
are related to
Paul Oliverio's
Godfather of Math Trilogy

I never granted permission
to any of them
 
The three sites
suffixed with .ru
are from Russia
 
So be it
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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Photoverio #549: Bleached Beach With Showerheads + Street

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© Oliverio
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Monday, March 8, 2021

Photoverio #548: A Welcome Guest

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© Oliverio

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Sunday, March 7, 2021

For The Birdman Of Razmataz

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To Make A Quatrain ... Number Forty-Three

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To make a quatrain about
reversing those of high station
  
Forget re-incarnation
think re-inCASTRATION
   
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Footnotes
TO MAKE A QUATRAIN
...
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

Some italic couplets
were originally written
in the 20th Century
and copyrighted
under the title
The Neither/Nor Journal
 
The next page
in this series
is  here
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I Am Shame And Shame I Am

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I am Shame
and Shame I am
but not for eating
green eggs and ham

I have egg on my face
and shame in my prolix
for images
not in your rolodix

All I wanted was
words for fun
but liberal buzz [saw]
has me under the gun
 
What's good for the goose
is good for the gender
but the Zeuss
caused a fender-bender
 
I'll make that "fenda benda"
and live happily
if such words I senda
to da Urban Dictionary
 
I'll write more silly books
for the bees and the birds
with acceptable hooks 
of four-letter words 
 
Then I'll be hip, cool,
and smothered with friendship
no longer the fool
subject to censorship
 
This poem is now ending
where down is up
with my name changing
to Doctor Wha'Zup
***
 
 
PAUL OLIVERIO
©©©
 
 
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