It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, January 27, 2020

The Addtractiplivision Of LOVE

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How quickly a young man's senses 
assemble and assimilate 
the data that is really 
relevant!

Without seeming even to look in her direction,
he had performed the most amazing feat
of lightning calculation known 
to the human faculties. 

He had added up all the young ladies
of his acquaintance, and found 
the sum total less than 
the girl before him. 

He had subtracted the new phenomenon
from the universe as he knew it, 
including the solar system 
and the advertising business, 
and found the remainder 
a minus quantity. 

He had multiplied the contents of his intellect 
by a factor he had no reason to assume "constant," 
and was startled at what teachers call (I believe) 
the "product." 

And he had divided what was in 
the left-hand armchair into his own career, 
and found no room for a quotient. 

All of which transpired in the length of time 
necessary for Roger to push forward 
another chair.
***

The Haunted Bookshop 


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Footnote
ADDTRACTIPLIVISION
is the copyrighted name
of a workbook I was commissioned
to write in 1986
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