It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, November 11, 2022

I Prefer Oscar The Grouch To The Oscar Award Ceremony

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Fewer things are lower
than the lack of esteem
I have for
Academy Awards Show
 
But you can 
give me every movie
ever made by
and I will
kiss the grave of
 
The link between
the two verses
is that I regard 
the Awards as  
human puppet theatre
with 
all the marionette strings
held by a tiny handful
of major film studios
 
However, all could be
easily forgiven
if there were
a pair of co-hosts
named
😏Chris Rock😏
+
😏Will Smith😏
 
OR
the statuette
for this year's
Best Actress
is awarded to
Kate Crenshaw
 
In my undyingly 
sarcastic head,
I dubbed her
"The  TAR Baby"
***

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©


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