It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, October 5, 2019

Thankfully, This Is NOT A Sub-division Of Scientology

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Appliantology
is the religion
of worshiping refrigerators
above all else

Most of its church members
live north of the poverty line

Select members of this religion
also derive secret pleasures from
sitting on their washing machines
during the wash cycle

Lastly,
every member of this church
owns a quality toaster-oven



BUT
for those of you
mired in reality,
you can read all about
Appliantology
here 


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Footnote
THANKFULLY, THIS IS NOT
A SUB-DIVISION OF SCIENTOLOGY
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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