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Appliantology
is the religion
of worshiping refrigerators
above all else
Most of its church members
live north of the poverty line
Select members of this religion
also derive secret pleasures from
sitting on their washing machines
during the wash cycle
Lastly,
every member of this church
owns a quality toaster-oven
BUT
for those of you
mired in reality,
you can read all about
Appliantology
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Footnote
THANKFULLY, THIS IS NOT
A SUB-DIVISION OF SCIENTOLOGY
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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