It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, September 19, 2015

He Said...She Said...(He/She #44) ©

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"Why do you always yell at me?"

"Always? What a feminine choice of words.
 I do not always yell. If I did, one of us
 would have filed for divorce by now."

"Very true. So what should we do?"

"I could stop yelling altogether
 and act more like you."

"That would be nice. But how
  would you do that?"

"Instead of yelling, whenever I get the urge...
  I will just let out a few good primal screams."

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