It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

The News According To Andy Borowitz

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In a sharply worded post-election threat on Tuesday night,
the Republican Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump 
said that he intended to sue the entire population 
of Wisconsin “for everything it’s worth.”

In his terse remarks, Trump departed from the customs
of political concession speeches by failing to congratulate
the evening’s winner or thank his supporters, instead sternly
warning the people of Wisconsin to “lawyer up.”

“By the time my attorneys are through with you, I’m going 
to own your entire state, lock, stock, and barrel,” he said. 
“Not that I want to own it. Wisconsin is a freaking dump.”
Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report

The next Donal Trump page is  here.
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1 comment:

  1. In 2008, we survived the candidacy
    of the cartoonish cutie-Sarah Palin.

    In 2016, we are being tested by
    the cartoonish catastrophe
    of Donald Trump.

    It was Samantha Bee who brilliantly
    referred to Palin as "Trump 1.0"

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/08/samantha-bee-on-trump-s-manhood-let-me-just-wipe-the-vomit-off-the-camera.html

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