The GoFather Of Math: Did You Hear The One About ... The So-Called Free Elections?

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Did You Hear The One About ... The So-Called Free Elections?

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The candidate receiving nearly three million less votes
from the electorate was declared the winner.

Let us call the winner

The Big Enchilada.

Mr. Enchilada then selects an elected
representative from Georgia
to be in his ~~posse~~ cabinet.

Let us call the representative

Lap Doggy.

Mr. Doggy then leaves
his Georgian constituents
un-represented and the state
has to hold a special election.

Eighteen candidates
vie for the position
vacated by Mr. Doggy.

Candidate Y receives
more than twice as many votes
as the second place finisher
and fifty percent more votes
than all other candidates
combined.

Guess what?

Candidate Y
was not declared
the winner...

What A Country!

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Footnote
The next GoFather/Trump page—where the President is not only
identified by name but he is likened to Richard Nixon—is here.
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